₦airaland Forum

MhizDeedy:

vizkiz:
I have come to notice these few similarities all nairalanders share in common. You might defend yourself but I am sure you have one of these traits in you as a nairalander

1.nairalanders are lie detectors: don't even try and come to Nairaland and start updating fake stories and typing stuffs you don't have solid prove about. Believe me, they will shoot you down before you get startted that is where you see stuffs like "pictures or I don't believe it (believe me, this was trending on Nairaland more than buhari)

2.you are treated as an equal: outside Nairaland, you might be known as a public figure, but trust me when I say "you are a nobody" when you are under this roof with us. If you act anyhow, you go chop ban end of story.

3. we are always ready for anything: you can never catch a nairalander off gaurd! We always have something to type to defend ourselves from bullies. And believe me, you should be ready to finsih whatever you started

4. we learn very fast! : try creating a thread about anything educative or informative, you will be surpriced to see another nairalander creating a thread on that very topic you updated with even more information and links to their various thread(very bad sharp guys!)

5. the hunt for likes/frontpage(FP) is very real: in as much as some will deny this very fact,we will have many of them booking spaces on frontpage, even seun(admin) was caught in the act

6. nairalanders have bad mouth: do I need to say more
If you were not taught how to behave well at home, I am confident you are gonna get some hard training the very moment you start typing rubbish (trust thesonofmark for this)

Of cuz, this is not the full list, you can add yours

Cutehector:
cova ur mouth befor fly enta insyd

MhizDeedy:
Come nd help me cova it now big head

Cutehector:
wit my lips? Runs wit full speed

MhizDeedy:
Ah! Runs to report to Bishop

can you two get a room please?

MhizDeedy:
Ah! Runs to report to Bishop

MrCork:
....me & you ha vno morafukin NADA in coooomon!!!! (no oofeinse)

adeh39:

take that bingo outta here