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6 and 7 are ok.....

Everything else is a big no

That #9 sha

tosyne2much:
9. They may have ere.ction when a goat passes

God is already punishing your for your sins if a goat passes and your joystick erects.. A guy was sitting beside me yesterday na so one she-goat dey pass. He looked at the goat lustfully and started having erection. Ooooboi !!! As I see am, na so I tear speed b4 the guy go tear my jeans with him joystick


10. They send request and start gracing the floor when accepted

This is common on social media like facebook, BBM and so on. Guys who are perverted in nature are always giving Glory to God when a lady accepts their request. For example, you will see, thanks for accepting my request or thanks for sending me friend

They ask for unclad pix during a chat

Even if they are chatting with their pastor's wife, they will still ask for her unclad pix. These ones are pervert at PhD level

11. They are so desperate to get laid

Na so I bulge into my friend room today see am dey prostrate for one babe wey visit am. I come ask my padi say wetin happen wey him dey prostrate. Surprisingly, he said he only did that in a bid to get under her skirt

Take it easy .. Guys b like tosyne why!

Gurgle:
yeah I should have slapped him...I still remember the shirt I was wearing.. I need to throw it away lol

yeah, u should have given him 3 hard slaps. He is a stuppid guy..... I hope u dont allow it to haunt u.

Listening to hardcore songs after break up. I fell in love with No Love(no pun intended) by eminem and lil Wayne after one yeye break up.Met another who cared about my favourite artist and song,told her eminem and No Love...never saw her again.

MrsPhyno:
No respect smh.

yeahh..it was bad

so should I go and get revenge and just harass one fine man or what

MrsPhyno:
No respect smh.

Yh no 7 nah from primary school dat wan dey start self ..

Captainswag225:
yeah, u should have given him 3 hard slaps. He is a stuppid guy..... I hope u dont allow it to haunt u.

I forgot about it until I read this thread lol

LadyBoss1:
Yh no 7 nah from primary school dat wan dey start self ..

which kain primary school u go u this lady

I jus dey look you they no do that one in my primary school o

LadyBoss1:
Yh those r pevery antics dear .. Or dont u think so Which one do u do dats d question

none, i'm a perfect gentleman...

Dharniel:
none, i'm a perfect gentleman...

Trust u

Ronald4lif u guilty of any?

Gurgle:
I forgot about it until I read this thread lol

some situations really brings back memories i guess but dis one u must forget it as soon as possible... Stuppid guys like that dude give we men bad name.

Gurgle:
yeahh..it was bad

so should I go and get revenge and just harass one fine man or what

Mmmhm go and sit on his lap and then run away

My hand no dey o anything that happens na u sabi

MrsPhyno:
Mmmhm go and sit on his lap and then run away

My hand no dey o anything that happens na u sabi

Hahahahaha there was one fine fellow I saw yesterday

but he wasn't sitting

Captainswag225:
some situations really brings back memories i guess but dis one u must forget it as soon as possible... Stuppid guys like that dude give we men bad name.

yeah im ok, I think its just to prepare me to defend myself next time

LadyBoss1:
Ladies oya come oh wristbangle don bless us with berra topic

Hehehe chai wristbangle one COLD BEER for u

My next write up go wound babes eh!

Make una dey enjoy the honeymoon thread oo.

Nothing last forever

wristbangle:
My next write up go wound babes eh!

Make una dey enjoy the honeymoon thread oo.

Nothing last forever

una dey wound babes on a regular since days of Adam .. Nice to see both side now n den ..

LadyBoss1:
Cassidy i trust say u go dey among
Anyway norrin do u at least ur honest hehehe

But some would form n say they have never done it ,, selective amnesia b dat

Hehehehehe
Thats the beauty of a faceless forum like this
Say whatever the fùck you wanna say

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Hehehehehe
Thats the beauty of a faceless forum like this
Say whatever the fùck you wanna say

Lol till i trace u

Anyway see yall later

LadyBoss1:
Yes this topic nah serious one

Cant u see point after point .. He hits it
Mehn i suppose spread mat for here self anyway .. Hope ur good ..

m fine.. me know say na serious topic.. Hwfa u na?? I go like send u pm ..

Gurgle:
yeah im ok, I think its just to prepare me to defend myself next time

hehehe, do u have any defensive techniques in mind?

Isaacmacdon:
m fine.. me know say na serious topic.. Hwfa u na?? I go like send u pm ..

No try am
My pm box nah dangerous ting .. Many didnt live to tell d tale
Only joking
Yh send if u want ..

tosyne2much:
9. They May Have Ere.ction When A Goat Passes

God is already punishing you for your sins if a goat passes and your joystick rises above the normal joystick level.. A guy was sitting beside me yesterday na so one she-goat dey pass. He looked at the goat lustfully and started having ere.ction. Ooooboi !!! As I see am, na so I tear speed b4 the guy go penetrate my jeans from behind


10. They Send Friend Request And Start Gracing The Floor When Accepted

This is common on social media like facebook, BBM and so on. Guys who are perverted in nature are always giving Glory to God when a lady accepts their request. For example, you will see, thanks for accepting my request or thanks for sending me friend request

11. They Ask For Unclad Pix During A Chat

Even if they are chatting with their pastor's wife, they will still ask for her unclad pix. These ones are pervert at PhD level

12. They Are So Desperate To Get Laid

Na so I bulge into my friend room today see am dey prostrate for one babe wey visit am. I come ask my padi say wetin happen wey him dey prostrate for him visitor. Surprisingly, he said he only did that in a bid to get under her skirt

Why e be say na u dey always be FTC on all wristbangle's threads?

Rapmoney:
Why e be say na u dey always be FTC on all wristbangle's threads?

Baba, no vex na.

LadyBoss1:
Ronald 4lif u guilty of any?

He's culpable of 2, 5 and 7.


*takes cover*

Every guy should be guilty of at least one.

Wristbangle, you're a traitor.

LadyBoss1:
Infact most GUYS are guilty of at least one
Make una come here come confess ..

I am innocent from all the aforementioned lists.

ronald4lif:
Every guy should be guilty of at least one.

Wristbangle, you're a traitor.

Hahahaha, baba no vex na. I don apologise to all NL guys. Make una no stone me na.

wristbangle:
Baba, no vex na.

I nor dey vex o! I dey wait to hear tosyne2much secret

Gurgle:
number 7 happened to me when I was coming back from school one time...im still shocked.... mehn guys no dey try at all

Can you brief the scenario?

vizkiz:
how does having porn on my phone makes me a pervert Come on people let's be civil, this is 2015 for furck sake

How many porn video nai dey your phone baba?