₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
Baba na u go first tell me ooo

donholy28:
Make una no 4get to do d marriage on Nairaland with a nairaland pastor

MhizDeedy:
Lol wait where do u even cook nd sleep? D toilet, storeroom or bathroom?

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle you are a genius


This is so on point


But how come I haven't done any of these ?

MhizDeedy:
Lol wil u be our officiating pastor?

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle you are a genius


This is so on point


But how come I haven't done any of these ?

wristbangle:
Toilet oo

MhizDeedy:
#Clears throat.....#Starts singing beautiful liar

donholy28:
Nah! I'd rather be d officiating camera man....officiating in 4D @ d ashebees...someone holier should be d pastor

MhizDeedy:
Lol see ur head like toilet

donholy28:
Its possible he hasn't done those....I myself no dey do those shit...I love my face as it is...no get time for slaps and insults

wristbangle:

MhizDeedy:
Lol but u re donHOLY nau

MhizDeedy:
Lol I prefer u dance shakiti-bobo

I will dance it if that's what will make you happy

donholy28:
If u dance am 4 village in front of ur peeps way no know am...dem go begin consult Oracle to find out who turn u into imbec¡le...dem grandmama people go even begin dey cry and shout chai!

Baba I swear u no lie


Abeg run through the list.. Which category you belong sef ?

tosyne2much:
9. They May Have Ere.ction When A Goat Passes

God is already punishing you for your sins if a goat passes and your joystick rises above the normal joystick level.. A guy was sitting beside me yesterday na so one she-goat dey pass. He looked at the goat lustfully and started having ere.ction. Ooooboi !!! As I see am, na so I tear speed b4 the guy go penetrate my jeans from behind


10. They Send Friend Request And Start Gracing The Floor When Accepted

This is common on social media like facebook, BBM and so on. Guys who are perverted in nature are always giving Glory to God when a lady accepts their request. For example, you will see, thanks for accepting my request or thanks for sending me friend request

11. They Ask For Unclad Pix During A Chat

Even if they are chatting with their pastor's wife, they will still ask for her unclad pix. That was how one guy added his pastor's wife unknowingly on facebook. After few minutes of chatting, na so the guy ask for unclad pix, only to check her profile pix and realized it was her pastor"s wife. The guy no fit go church the next Sunday. These ones are pervert at PhD level

12. They Are So Desperate To Get Laid

Na so I bulge into my friend room today see am dey prostrate for one babe wey visit am. I come ask my padi say wetin happen wey him dey prostrate for him visitor. Surprisingly, he said he only did that in a bid to get under her skirt

MhizDeedy:
Lol but slaps from females re nice ooh

donholy28:
Am holy but we need someone holier....besides every holy man get im ministry and na d ashebee department my calling dey

tosyne2much:
I will dance it if that's what will make you happy

tosyne2much:
I will dance it if that's what will make you happy

donholy28:
Nice wetin? Na im dey pain pass...E be like say girls dey gym their palm...

EmmaFantastic:
Hmmm...another interesting thread. That number 2 is not just a pervert, but "mumu" . number 9 ...that is spiritual problem , but number 10...it depends on how you did it and what exactly you did. You know that is politeness and can be an act of gentlemanly display. There's one I do a lot-anytime someone asks me "how are you?", I always reply "I'm fine thank you. See, I don't forget to thank them for asking me how I am. Same thing, if a girl calls me, I don't forget to say "thanks for calling". But not that I'll go and do thanksgiving in church because a girl called me o! I think it might be ok to thank someone for accepting your friend request-if you did it in a mature and responsible way-it's just politeness, and in case you don't know, chics (especially those that have a lot of exposure) always like polite guys.

Nice one my biggest boss

MhizDeedy:
Lol I av soft palm, if I lay it on ur face u will beg me to keep slapping u

Gurgle:
number 7 happened to me when I was coming back from school one time...im still shocked.... mehn some guys no dey try at all

donholy28:
Eh? re u sure...oya bride u can now slap d groom...oga Tosyne confirm for me...is it painful?

donholy28:
Eh? re u sure...oya bride u can now slap d groom...oga Tosyne confirm for me...is it painful?

Omo !!!


Her hand dey very succulent oooo

MhizDeedy:
Ask him, he likes me slapping him

tosyne2much:
Omo !!!


Her hand dey very succulent oooo

donholy28:
I want to hear him say it with his own mouth...tosyne oya shift make i dey sure say she no point u gun and girl oya girl close ur eyes before u begin do eye language..now groom whisper it.

tosyne2much:
Omo !!!


Her hand dey very succulent oooo

MhizDeedy: