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VaselineCrew2:
Cause vaseline is the best lubricant I've found thus far for friction free masturbation

I see, good luck with that

Oguguah:
Better repent and give your life to Jesus christ now . Fornication is a sin against God and against his temple (your body)

Duly Noted

From yur tone, reading between the lines, you yurself already has bad boy qualities! Now thatz some kudos. The allusion to a selfie with moses as yur ultimate prize is particularly ribcracking as it's interesting in the literary sense! When I was yur age and single, I pinned girls down a lot and bring them finally to their knees with my choice of words, young money and seemingly careless lifestyle. The breathtaking ease withwhich i bedded pretty lasses was legendary. My wife still regurgitate on it and smile. Ladies love bad guys. Dont try to act the methodman style too much. Just flow randomly with her and summon the spirit of innocent love. Never let yur gaze depart from her face in a true and sincere stare while u chat. If a peaceful struggle should ensue, and yur adamant tactics are constantly shoved, let it go. There is always another day in paradise.

nairalife2013:
From yur tone, reading between the lines, you yurself already has bad boy qualities! Now thatz some kudos. The allusion to a selfie with moses as yur ultimate prize is particularly ribcracking as it's interesting in the literary sense! When I was yur age and single, I pinned girls down a lot and bring them finally to their knees with my choice of words, young money and seemingly careless lifestyle. The breathtaking ease withwhich i bedded pretty lasses was legendary. My wife still regurgitate on it and smile. Ladies love bad guys. Dont try to act the methodman style too much. Just flow randomly with her and summon the spirit of innocent love. Never let yur gaze depart from her face in a true and sincere stare while u chat. If a peaceful struggle should ensue, and yur adamant tactics are constantly shoved, let it go. There is always another day in paradise.

I can relate to this! Thnx

OK....

deyemia:
Surest guys of NL,

Me and this babe met sometimes 8 months ago through a friend. We've bn chatting on and off since then and out of the blues she just decided she wld visit next weekend.

I told her already I will be home resting all weekend and she says its ok.

My challenge is, by my calculation it's 67. 856 percent green light because she knows I live alone and I know she's not dating from her bb dms and pics, I also suspect she's bn on a dry spell . I dnt want anything to mess the visit up, so I want the bad guys here to help a brother land safely.

I want to get to promise land and take a slfie with moses if you know what I mean

firstEVA:
that works too

thats my style it will only fail for lesbian

Solomon19:
thats my style it will only fail for lesbian

or staunch believers

nairalife2013:
From yur tone, reading between the lines, you yurself already has bad boy qualities! Now thatz some kudos. The allusion to a selfie with moses as yur ultimate prize is particularly ribcracking as it's interesting in the literary sense! When I was yur age and single, I pinned girls down a lot and bring them finally to their knees with my choice of words, young money and seemingly careless lifestyle. The breathtaking ease withwhich i bedded pretty lasses was legendary. My wife still regurgitate on it and smile. Ladies love bad guys. Dont try to act the methodman style too much. Just flow randomly with her and summon the spirit of innocent love. Never let yur gaze depart from her face in a true and sincere stare while u chat. If a peaceful struggle should ensue, and yur adamant tactics are constantly shoved, let it go. There is always another day in paradise.

words that make the d**k proud.

8 months and u never sample her. o boy u dey dull ur self.

firstEVA:
or staunch believers

you this babe your head dey there

ilo04:
8 months and u never sample her.
o boy u dey dull ur self.

I didnt say I chased her for 8 months dude, we got acquainted 8 months ago, and we v bn chatting on and off,

deyemia:
Surest guys of NL,

Me and this babe met sometimes 8 months ago through a friend. We've bn chatting on and off since then and out of the blues she just decided she wld visit next weekend.

I told her already I will be home resting all weekend and she says its ok.

My challenge is, by my calculation it's 67. 856 percent green light because she knows I live alone and I know she's not dating from her bb dms and pics, I also suspect she's bn on a dry spell . I dnt want anything to mess the visit up, so I want the bad guys here to help a brother land safely.

I want to get to promise land and take a slfie with moses if you know what I mean

sorry man! Wish I could help, but then we weren't taught how to land private jets in my discipline. You could ask an aeronautic engineer though or better still a pilot,I'm sure they would be of immense assistance. Mtchew