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How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 11:42am On Aug 13, 2015 |
On a lighter mood though.. . GUYS ONLY.. . How does it sound, when your lady pollutes in your front.. .?! Does it sound cool for her to pollute when she is with you...?! Is it right?! Can you condone such?! What if your friends are there and she releases that very audible sound, what's the best way to react... One Time it happened that I was a nose witness, everyone just pretended as if we didn't hear anything! I just look my friend in the eye and gave out a faint smile but the look I saw in his eyes was an embarrassing one... Do you also know those fine face ladies pollute smells the most.. .?! Got me wondering what such beauty must have eaten for their gas to smell that bad, in fact rotten egg is a learner where those ladies pollute.. . You go inhale something finish come dey develop running stomach, why ma belle no go run.. .Lolz |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by kestolove95(m): 11:46am On Aug 13, 2015 |
She's being faithful |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by kelvine(m): 11:54am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Sounds so romantic that I hardly perceive the odor, it tells me she is comfortable around me and has nothing to hide. Sometimes we do competition with it. I only advice her to be careful in public. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 11:55am On Aug 13, 2015 |
ion like farting girls |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by damilareoye: 12:00pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
fart competition begins immediately |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
kestolove95:Ya own gas dey taste like aboki perfume for nose abi?! |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by ronald4lif(m): 12:07pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
I don't think any lady has ever polluted the air in my present so I can't really tell how I'd feel but if it ever happens and the odour is offensive na to caution her not to try am next time. When you don't want someone to fart in your presence don't do it in their present as well. Once you do, they'd do same. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:09pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
VaselineCrew2: Smile.......... most ladies are already feeling shy reading ds post... If it hapens, guys have a way of protecting ladies by increasing d seriousness of the conversation dat was ongoing.....in contrary, ladies will pick such guys out in one or the other. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Fart is health buh that smelling one is no no for me |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
ronald4lif: If your girl never pollute where you dey before she get skeleton for her cupboard. .. same goes to the guys... but when there is a 3rd party it's called disrespect .. * except na accidental discharge *. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:16pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
onomeglo:That kind thing wey be say you go begin complement him say your gas smells cute! Chaii Love... |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by ronald4lif(m): 12:19pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
shegsky: Make she get skeleton or cankerworms in her cupboard if she like but make she no fart for my present. Which kind joke abi na love be that |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:23pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
shegsky:any guy wen mess that kind yeye gbegiri smelling gas for me I go dump his sorry arse |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:32pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
onomeglo: u never hear say love dey blind? Dey deaf ? Dey block nose? Nothing wey ur love go do wey No be correct, when he pollutes others go hear am, see am, percieve am, run away self, but you wey love don blind, deaf, block nose, how u go take percieve am na? U go bone matter na. Love covers all Accidental Discharge ke. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by ATMC(f): 12:44pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Shege! |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
shegsky:that kind love can only be found in the book of barbie mimossa (fairy tales) |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
shegsky: Chai, lie lie, if it happens for my front, I go simply ask say- "Who mess dat mess " |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by majour(m): 3:10pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Its so funny what i see guys type here,lols, truth be told, the whole ideal of any relationship is to be urself arnd ur partner, to feel home, safe and free to express urself, and in the long run, it givees ur woman this sense of confidence around u, my lady does it, we laugh abt it and it bonds us closer together, she can do anything in front of me, without fear of criticism. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by kennboiy(m): 10:26pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
what a funny thread |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 10:33pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
if i should comment on this thread now,bashing will be much,so i reserve my comment |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by kennboiy(m): 10:38pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Midehi:Come on feel free to comment,am the sheriff here,no one will lay a finger on you ok.... |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by kennboiy(m): 10:41pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
onomeglo:Lol,,,sweet hrt so u will dump me if i mess in front of you.... |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 10:51pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
kennboiy:wnt even blink an eye |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
onomeglo:...how far.. |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Luckygurl(f): 11:04pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
kelvine: 1 Like |
Re: How Does It Sound, When Your Lady Pollutes In Your Front...? by Nobody: 11:46pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Randyhot:fine tanx |
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