On a lighter mood though.. . GUYS ONLY.. .

How does it sound, when your lady pollutes in your front.. .?!
Does it sound cool for her to pollute when she is with you...?!
Is it right?! Can you
condone such?! What if your friends are there and she releases that very audible sound, what's the best way
to react...

One Time it happened that I was a nose witness, everyone just pretended as if we didn't hear anything! I
just look my friend in the eye and gave out a faint smile but the look I saw in his eyes was an embarrassing one...

Do you also know those fine face ladies pollute smells the most.. .?!
Got me wondering what such beauty must have eaten for
their gas to smell that bad, in fact rotten egg is a learner where those ladies pollute.. . You go inhale something finish come dey develop running stomach,

why ma belle no go run.. .Lolz

She's being faithful

Sounds so romantic that I hardly perceive the odor, it tells me she is comfortable around me and has nothing to hide.
Sometimes we do competition with it.
I only advice her to be careful in public.

ion like farting girls

fart competition begins immediately

kestolove95:
She's being faithful

Ya own gas dey taste like aboki perfume for nose abi?!

I don't think any lady has ever polluted the air in my present so I can't really tell how I'd feel but if it ever happens and the odour is offensive na to caution her not to try am next time.

When you don't want someone to fart in your presence don't do it in their present as well. Once you do, they'd do same.

VaselineCrew2:
ion like farting girls

Smile.......... most ladies are already feeling shy reading ds post...
If it hapens, guys have a way of protecting ladies by increasing d seriousness of the conversation dat was
ongoing.....in contrary, ladies will pick such guys out in one or the other.

Fart is health buh that smelling one is no no for me

ronald4lif:
I don't think any lady has ever polluted the air in my present so I can't really tell how I'd feel but if it ever happens and the odour is offensive na to caution her not to try am next time.

When you don't want someone to fart in your presence don't do it in their present as well. Once you do, they'd do same.

If your girl never pollute
where you dey before she get skeleton for her cupboard. .. same goes to the guys... but when there is a 3rd party it's called
disrespect .. * except na
accidental discharge *.

onomeglo:
Fart is health buh that smelling one is no no for me

That kind thing wey be say you go begin complement him say
your gas smells cute!
Chaii Love...

shegsky:


If your girl never pollute
where you dey before she get skeleton for her cupboard. .. same goes to the guys... but when there is a 3rd party it's called
disrespect .. * except na
accidental discharge *.

Make she get skeleton or cankerworms in her cupboard if she like but make she no fart for my present. Which kind joke abi na love be that

shegsky:

That kind thing wey be say you go begin complement him say
your gas smells cute!
Chaii Love...

any guy wen mess that kind yeye gbegiri smelling gas for me I go dump his sorry arse

onomeglo:
any guy wen mess that kind yeye gbegiri smelling gas for me I go dumb his sorry arse

u never hear say love dey blind? Dey deaf ?
Dey block nose?

Nothing wey ur love go do wey No be correct, when he pollutes others go hear am, see am, percieve am, run away self, but you wey
love don blind, deaf, block nose, how u go take percieve am na? U go bone matter na. Love covers all Accidental Discharge ke.

Shege!

shegsky:


u never hear say love dey blind? Dey deaf ?
Dey block nose?

Nothing wey ur love go do wey No be correct, when he pollutes others go hear am, see am, percieve am, run away self, but you wey
love don blind, deaf, block nose, how u go take percieve am na? U go bone matter na. Love covers all Accidental Discharge ke.

that kind love can only be found in the book of barbie mimossa (fairy tales)

shegsky:


Smile.......... most ladies are already feeling shy reading ds post...
If it hapens, guys have a way of protecting ladies by increasing d seriousness of the conversation dat was
ongoing.....in contrary, ladies will pick such guys out in one or the other.

Chai, lie lie, if it happens for my front, I go simply ask say-

"Who mess dat mess "

Its so funny what i see guys type here,lols, truth be told, the whole ideal of any relationship is to be urself arnd ur partner, to feel home, safe and free to express urself, and in the long run, it givees ur woman this sense of confidence around u, my lady does it, we laugh abt it and it bonds us closer together, she can do anything in front of me, without fear of criticism.

what a funny thread

if i should comment on this thread now,bashing will be much,so i reserve my comment

Midehi:
if i should comment on this thread now,bashing will be much,so i reserve my comment

Come on feel free to comment,am the sheriff here,no one will lay a finger on you ok....

onomeglo:
any guy wen mess that kind yeye gbegiri smelling gas for me I go dumb his sorry arse

Lol,,,sweet hrt so u will dump me if i mess in front of you....

kennboiy:
Lol,,,sweet hrt so u will dump me if i mess in front of you....

wnt even blink an eye

onomeglo:
wnt even blink an eye

...how far..

kelvine:
Sounds so romantic that I hardly perceive the odor, it tells me she is comfortable around me and has nothing to hide.
Sometimes we do competition with it.
I only advice her to be careful in public.

Randyhot:
...how far..

fine tanx