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1. Nothing is more important than you
She responds to your texts, pings, tweets, social-networking
chats and emails in less than an hour. Your phone calls are
never ignored without a long sorry message.


2. She repeats the phrase "Someone like you"
Either her description of Mr. Perfect is someone very similar
to you or she just admits that she wants "someone like you"
over and over again.


3. Her friends are now your friends
If a girl likes you, her friends know. Hence they try to add
you on your social-networking page or meet you, but none
of her girlfriends are ever allowed to carry on a conversation
with you for more than five minutes.


4. She is always One step too close
Whether you're sitting at a restaurant or you're walking on
the streets, she is always that one step too close with her
hands brushing yours.


5. She is there for you no matter what
Doesn't matter if it's mid day or midnight, sober or drunk, if
you call, she will answer and talk. She may have to sleep to
look fresh for the biggest moment of her life tomorrow, but
she'd rather be talking to you.


6 Your ex-girlfriends are her best and worst topics
She wants to know everything about your ex-girlfriend so
she can determine what you like and don't. But she also
tells you why you're so much better off without them and
picks on them constantly.


7. Everything about you is a big deal
Be it your birthday, your parents' wedding anniversary or
even a promotion at work, she is overjoyed for you. She
always lets you know how your happiness makes her happy.


8. She always has a smile for you
When you're having an awfully bad day, she will do
everything she can to make you smile. She will not rest until
she knows you're OK.


9. She makes sure everything is Perfect
If you make plans to meet, she re-confirms thrice because
she wants to know for sure you'll be there. When she shows
up five minutes early, she'll be dressed to perfection. Even if
you're meeting her at 2 in the morning, she'll make an effort
to look good for you.


10. She has her jealous moment
If you tell her about this girl you believe is pretty, you will
find an obvious change in her tone. She will then proceed to
give you an hour's lecture about anything and everything
she can find wrong in that girl.


11. Every word you utter matters
She not only listens carefully to everything you say, but she
remembers the tiniest details from every conversation you've
ever had. Don't be surprised when your birthday gift is
something you mentioned once in a drunk conversation in the middle of the night three months ago.

Op abeg arrange ur post well...e scatter pass mad person head

donholy28:
Op abeg arrange ur post well...e scatter pass mad person head

no mind am.....

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ALL THESE EARLIER CHINMA DON DEY GIVE ME GREEN LIGHT SINCE BE DAT HO

Nicey

Noted...in case...lol...can't wait for such a lady.juat broke up wit ma boo been bored ever since

Guy, there's a new button, its called the spacebar!!!

Symptoms of infatuation! Childishness at best! Just run!

ikeepitreal:
Guy, there's a new button, its called the spacebar!!!

U mean enter or return button.

ColeworldMD:
U mean enter or return button.

I meant the op's article isn't spaced at all, maybe he's never heard of the spacebar

i guess op used 3310 to post this. good article but poor spacing

Chai, someone just told me of spacebar few days ago. I never knew it existed