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StarBoard:
kai,
Boyz are vicious o.
Na to dey fly low for hia.

Funlord. . . . .no further comments. . .before I get my a $$ handed to me.

We no gree! There has to be a re-match. You scummies were forming tag teams.

airmark:
I believe the story the way man utd fans believed pedro would sign for them . Kill yourselves

Oloshi

What killed Elf was over confidence

Pataki:
We no gree! There has to be a re-match. You scummies were forming tag teams.

You sef, which kain person you be?
You cut person head, go sleep, blood still dey hot you.
After now you go carry bible go digging deep this evening.

But you know the way the fight was going it was a royal rumble style. We have to team up to eliminate the threats first.

But I doff my hat to you sha . . .that was a good outing last night. . .

afrodoc2:
Oh boy no be sere sere o.
I have studied all the major battles in history from the battle of Kadesh circa 1274 B.C to modern times and i have seen few warriors or generals as clinical as Funlord.
In the Mount Rushmore of generals i will put Hannibal, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan .....and Funlord.
In the Mount Rushmore of killers i will put Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Clifford Orji.....and Funlord.

Make I go make peace with funlord before he decapitates me by mistake.
I have

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

Hmmmmm wisdom. The guy came with so much ishan.............but ishan lo pa Bruce Lee. O ma se o

AirborneLacer:
Well, our Man of the Match and Most Valuable Player of the Series goes to Funlord.

He was such an outstanding player, nearly always the one who made the most impact in the game. Winning aerial duels, lunging in tackles, making countless interceptions, clearances and blockings. If this was to be a fantasy game, dude is on a hell of bonus points.

He was more direct and effective with his lines. Never dancing around with words and overflogging them like many were doing lastnite.

Succession to the Manyoo Diss throne is determined by legitimacy and competence. Under common law, the crown is inherited by an individual who is a mancunian and who has shown how ruthless he can be with words. The Bill of Rights 1689 and the Act of Settlement 1701, both of them as amended in January 2015, restrict the succession to the throne by mere written english and posting of graduation gowns' pictures.

Lord coogar is the present sovereign and his heir apparent is the promising Funlord, the brah that had Arsenal's Diss Champ ELFM decimated beyond recognition.

From the commentary team, Nihilist and I, it's bye for now.

bro u funny gan
so u mean say funlord don displace coogar ?


funlord tuale baba

Chaii, see war wey I miss No wonder I was laughing so hard in my dreams last night!

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

nigga was full of himself he was underating funlord tagging him a newbie e no knw say boys wey sabi diss de on lowkey

afrodoc2:
Hmmmmm wisdom. The guy came with so much ishan.............but ishan lo pa Bruce Lee. O ma se o

I dey respect myself now oh

funlord:


..."Oh lord! Why oh why did I allow my big worm infested mouth write a cheque that my ass can't cash? W

Chei



FunLord u r under arrest for the murder of Mr Elf ,u hv de right to remain silent cos anything u say or do will be used against u in a court of law ,you DON'T have the right to an attorney

And Pataki no go think say we no see you o.
Your agbaya move no good. You cut that small boy liver hang am for bus stop
Person pikin o!
You cut him gall bladder force feed like baby.....your ways are not pure.

StarBoard:
You sef, which kain person you be?
You cut person head, go sleep, blood still dey hot you.
After now you go carry bible go digging deep this evening.

But you know the way the fight was going it was a royal rumble style. We have to team up to eliminate the threats first.

But I doff my hat to you sha . . .that was a good outing last night. . .



Make I go make peace with funlord before he decapitates me by mistake.
I have

Repent, the kingdom of Heaven is at hand. All of you who participated in that tag team lynching last night, una go hear am for 'plincipal' office by 12pm today.

Although I do have to admit, the line about 'internet shadow boxing' got me laughing.

iheanyi40:
nigga was full of himself he was underestimating funlord tagging him a newbie e no knw say boys wey sabi diss de on lowkey

That was his first mistake, he undermined him


But Elf is still my nigga

"I've got regrets that will last longer than you"


Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesu Christi

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

Nah, i don't think it's over-confidence.


I think it's because while Elf was throwing around big words like "web-footed rasclaart" (yankee disses), Funlord was using moderate words wey the average goons on the Naija street fit understand and they packed so much heat while heading to his jaw-line like a programmed missile.

That's what Oyinbo dey call Coup de grâce.

afrodoc2:
Hmmmmm wisdom. The guy came with so much ishan.............but ishan lo pa Bruce Lee. O ma se o

Where the guy dey sef?

Breaking News

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

After like 2 shots from Funlord the confidence went down like a limp prick!

Elf was thoroughly cremated, the only way anyone would identify him in the morgue was his clownish red nose that managed to retain its colour. How that happened is a mystery!

afrodoc2:
And Pataki no go think say we no see you o.
Your agbaya move no good. You cut that small boy liver hang am for bus stop
Person pikin o!
You cut him gall bladder force feed like baby.....your ways are not pure.

Pakai's own worse. He was using one angle only, but it's wicked enough to annihilate the dude permanently. NL is wicked, one can easily dig up your past via your post and render your immobile!!

Pataki:
Repent, the kingdom of Heaven is at hand. All of you who participated in that tag team lynching last night, una go hear am for 'plincipal' office by 12pm today.

Although I do have to admit, the line about 'internet shadow boxing' got me laughing.

For real, boys are holding pent-up anger.
One small thing and they are all over you.

Even guys that I used to under-estimate suddenly grew claws and sharp teeth.


Add you the Brock Lesnar and we have total chaos.

Mourinholic:
Pls tell me this is not true!!!!!
I can't be....at all

Na joke bro. I just used it as a decoy to divert attention of guys and terminate a beef against a Chelsea fan here. Neymar wouldn't do such. Hilarious though. Pataki, na werey, Newcastle must win arsenal, I may attend night vigil because of that match. I will ensure I bring both the living and the deads to attend the party after the match.

afrodoc2:
And Pataki no go think say we no see you o.
Your agbaya move no good. You cut that small boy liver hang am for bus stop
Person pikin o!
You cut him gall bladder force feed like baby.....your ways are not pure.

I banter for fun or sometimes for trolling purposes. But yesterday, that boy's pomposity I could not stand.

I did feel sorry for him when I started digging into his posts. I realized that I should just have ignored him and schooled him like a big caring brother would.

Even if he posts insults directed at me forthwith, my conscience won't allow me to denigrate him in return. When life batters people in inexplicable ways, they tend to take their frustration out on people. His own way of letting out his life's frustration is by coming on the internet and acting all gangstar and crude.

sinizia:
Nah, i don't think it's over-confidence.


I think it's because while Elf was throwing around big words like "web-footed rasclaart" (yankee disses), Funlord was using moderate words wey the average goons on the Naija street fit understand and they packed so much heat while heading to his jaw-line like a programmed missile.

That's what Oyinbo dey call Coup de grâce.

Why I said over confidence is because even before the brawl started, elf was already sure of victory, he thought he had funlord already, he was too confident... go some pages back and see what i'm talking about


You also right though, it got to a point I started skipping some of his lines

SailorXY:
Where the guy dey sef?

codedguy1:
After like 2 shots from Funlord the confidence went down like a limp prick!

Elf was thoroughly cremated, the only way anyone would identify him in the morgue was his clownish red nose that managed to retain its colour. How that happened is a mystery!

na my nigga una dey yeye like this? I trust him to bounce back though

codedguy1:
After like 2 shots from Funlord the confidence went down like a limp prick!

Elf was thoroughly cremated, the only way anyone would identify him in the morgue was his clownish red nose that managed to retain its colour. How that happened is a mystery!

Haba.
Even after all the smouldering embers from the chaos, boys are still smoking within the vicinity.

E no dey do una?

parrotibaba:
I expect a long sabbatical from Elf

Sabbatical ke? Nah fam!
The war goes on.....

SailorXY:
Where the guy dey sef?
Breaking News

Right here....

codedguy1:
Elf was thoroughly cremated, the only way anyone would identify him in the morgue was his clownish red nose that managed to retain its colour. How that happened is a mystery!

You ever see a cremated folk stay alive and strong?
We here.....

The war is TBC.

Money first, then we will be back!

dopeJemi:
What killed Elf was over confidence

Elf is not dead.... We cooking!

SailorXY:
Elfeminate: lesson learned

You don't learn if no one taught ya!

dopeJemi:
Why I said over confidence is because even before the brawl started, elf was already sure of victory, he thought he had funlord already, he was too confident... go some pages back and see what i'm talking about


You also right though, it got to a point I started skipping some of his lines

You are right. But what made the victory one-sided was the fatal right hook AdeLaNa gave Elf earlier on. That picture description is caustic enough to raise Lazarus from the grave the second time. With Elf's confidence already low, Funlord emerged from the ashes like a Phoenix to cremate Elf permanently.

SailorXY:
Where the guy dey sef?
Breaking News

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Hian.

Hian.

Hian. . .

i nor dey again o.

Na to call MOPOL or JTF to restore order here.

Pataki:
I banter for fun or sometimes for trolling purposes. But yesterday, that boy's pomposity I could not stand.

I did feel sorry for him when I started digging into his posts. I realized that I should just have ignored him and schooled him like a big caring brother would.

Even if he posts insults directed at me forthwith, my conscience won't allow me to denigrate him in return. When life batters people in inexplicable ways, they tend to take their frustration out on people. His own way of letting out his life's frustration is by coming on the internet and acting all gangstar and crude.

You just wicked

He came at me, I overlooked his petty așs cos he's wounded already... Pikin go baff belle con dhey form mature for him papa mate dem corner. Smh

Pataki:
I banter for fun or sometimes for trolling purposes. But yesterday, that boy's pomposity I could not stand.

I did feel sorry for him when I started digging into his posts. I realized that I should just have ignored him and schooled him like a big caring brother would.

Even if he posts insults directed at me forthwith, my conscience won't allow me to denigrate him in return. When life batters people in inexplicable ways, they tend to take their frustration out on people. His own way of letting out his life's frustration is by coming on the internet and acting all gangstar and crude.

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