kakakoshina:


pls , after submition of all d cridentials to d school senate, what nest? Remember DE candidates are excluded from writing post utme!

wait for admission

I scored 181 as my aggregate going for nursing from benue state.will I b given admission

Yeah thanks boss @fflamingo. I put in for medicine and i'm frm Ekiti state. You boss?

Skywalker01:
Yeah thanks boss @fflamingo. I put in for medicine and i'm frm Ekiti state. You boss?

sociology and am from Oyo. I bet you Have a good aggregate doctor skywalker

Lolz.thanks for dat fflamingo. Wot i knw is dat i'm God's divine candidate. Cöcernin d agregate, i had 279.

barackodam:


wait for admission

thanks! But pls do update me!

Skywalker01:
Lolz.thanks for dat fflamingo. Wot i knw is dat i'm God's divine candidate. Cöcernin d agregate, i had 279.

success is ours Bro, I had 227 too. I think you start start ticking your countdown.

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My average is not up to 180. My course is Statistics. Any hope or does that mean I'm out?

Please someone should acquaint me with their criteria, let me know my stand, if all hope is lost I will go ahead and hang myself, because if I don't see my name on that list, they are chances that I might go mad.

pls is it compulsory to give someone my credentials after putme result for admission processing into MB;BS from kwara

Misanthrope:
My average is not up to 180. My course is Statistics. Any hope or does that mean I'm out?

Please someone should acquaint me with their criteria, let me know my stand, if all hope is lost I will go ahead and hang myself, because if I don't see my name on that list, they are chances that I might go mad.

All hope is lost.
But try Poly.

And please stop talking about suicide, you even created a thread about suicide.

Catalyst4real:
All hope is lost. But try Poly.
And please stop talking about suicide.

Are you a student or Sbrs candidate?

Misanthrope:
My average is not up to 180. My course is Statistics. Any hope or does that mean I'm out?

Please someone should acquaint me with their criteria, let me know my stand, if all hope is lost I will go ahead and hang myself, because if I don't see my name on that list, they are chances that I might go mad.

haba! U shudnt av spoken dis way rmba wen der is LIFE der z HOPE. Perhaps, u cn still proceed 2 a Polytechnic dan option in 4 D.E after u must av completed ur ND. Pls don't kill urself. Koh! I wish u d best in Life.

Hey boss! U tink d best tin to do now is to commit sucide, go on if dat we solv d prob. Afterall dia is more dan 1001 ways to die and note dat not jst in d WesT and u wi b blame for takin ya lif.so wots na d point.dont run away, face d Issh ma guy.
Dis is d way i view tins incase u need it. Weneva i find ma sef in a mess, i always bliv dat is not yet ma appointd tym, i c it as part of ma trainin. Moreova, i bliv dat weneva stuff lyk dat happen, it means i worth sometin great n dats y devil dont want me to go cos i'm a threat to him. U may b d panacea to d present predicament. Think straight. It doesn't mata d height u fall frm wot count is d height u bounce back.
I don't listen to circular music buh av once heard olamide saying dat "I DON MAKE MISTAKE BUH I DONT RUN AWAY" u dey fil me?. Try to knw ur wot cos it seems devil knw hw much you wot while you leav in denial of reality by not knwin ur wot.
D ball is in ur court...

Misanthrope:
My average is not up to 180. My course is Statistics. Any hope or does that mean I'm out?

Please someone should acquaint me with their criteria, let me know my stand, if all hope is lost I will go ahead and hang myself, because if I don't see my name on that list, they are chances that I might go mad.

your present problem shouldn't supersede your future ambition. I think you should/may focus more on polytechnic education and apply for jamb this year. Aboveall, there is nothing your maker can't do. Be optimist, because the beginning doesn't justify the end.

Skywalker01:
Hey boss! U tink d best tin to do now is to commit sucide, go on if dat we solv d prob. Afterall dia is more dan 1001 ways to die and note dat not jst in d WesT and u wi b blame for takin ya lif.so wots na d point.dont run away, face d Issh ma guy.
Dis is d way i view tins incase u need it. Weneva i find ma sef in a mess, i always bliv dat is not yet ma appointd tym, i c it as part of ma trainin. Moreova, i bliv dat weneva stuff lyk dat happen, it means i worth sometin great n dats y devil dont want me to go cos i'm a threat to him. U may b d panacea to d present predicament. Think straight. It doesn't mata d height u fall frm wot count is d height u bounce back.
I don't listen to circular music buh av once heard olamide saying dat "I DON MAKE MISTAKE BUH I DONT RUN AWAY" u dey fil me?. Try to knw ur wot cos it seems devil knw hw much you wot while you leav in denial of reality by not knwin ur wot.
D ball is in ur court...

Get out of my face with those religious Bullshit you schadenfreude.

fflamingo:
your present problem shouldn't supersede your future ambition. I think you should/may focus more on polytechnic education and apply for jamb this year. Aboveall, there is nothing your maker can't do. Be optimist, because the beginning doesn't justify the end.

I am not ambitious. But I appreciate your wise words.

Only two things are on my mind now, hanging myself or opting for a pre-degree form @ UNN.

Alhamdullahi..I am happy 4 those who made der aggregate score. May Allah in his infinity mercy perfect ur admission(amin). 4 those who don't pls don't give up cus there are better option don't down grade urself and don't commit suicide. Itz well!

I did some mathematical calculations.

I got 41.25% out as a cut-off point, the cut-off mark for my course in Unilag is 45%. But other federal Universities, they can Admit me with 41%. Ambrose Alli University has released their cut-off and pegged 41% for Statistics.

I don't know if ABU will favour me, please I'm trying to console myself with the fact that it's not a competitive course.

If thinking could kill a man, I would have died last night no doubt.

Misanthrope:



I am not ambitious. But I appreciate your wise words.

Only two things are on my mind now, hanging myself or opting for a pre-degree form @ UNN.

hahaha Fela kuti sang "you go die for nothing". Hang your self and kiss the world goodbye brother. you know, Your greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time you fall. Most people everywhere have story to tell but they kept seeing a new day as sign of victory. Pre degree @ unn is good but polytechnic would be a better option(you need to develop a strong heart nigga)

fflamingo:
hahaha Fela kuti sang "you go die for nothing". Hang your self and kiss the world goodbye brother. you know, Your greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time you fall. Most people everywhere have story to tell but they kept seeing a new day as sign of victory. Pre degree @ unn is good but polytechnic would be a better option(you need to develop a strong heart nigga)

2 years in a polytechnic? I actually plan going for JUPEB, not pre-degree anymore.


I have zero hope for admission and I don't want to entertain fantastical thoughts, even though I memorized Jamb past questions and read my textbooks till my neck almost broke, and 99% of what I read did not come out. I will not say I regret because I know that no knowledge is a waste.


I think the reason you advised me to go for Polytechnic is because OND do not expire and it is also tenable to other Universities unlike Pre-degree.

But don't worry, JUPEB doesn't expire too and you can use it to gain 200L admission into any of its affiliated varsities.


I am feeling spirit broken and defeated, I will make my choices once I recover from this.


Thank you for your time once again.

"For some months now I have lived with my own
youth and childhood, not always writing indeed but
thinking of it almost every day, and I am sorrowful
and disturbed. It is not that I have accomplished too
few of my plans, for I am not ambitious; but when I
think of all the books I have read, and of the wise words I have heard spoken, and of the anxiety I have
given to parents and grandparents, and of the hopes
that I have had, all life weighed in the scales of my
own life seems to me a preparation for something
that never happens".


~ William Butler Yeats, Reveries over Childhood and Youth

Misanthrope:


2 years in a polytechnic? I actually plan going for JUPEB, not pre-degree anymore.


I have zero hope for admission and I don't want to entertain fantastical thoughts, even though I memorized Jamb past questions and read my textbooks till my neck almost broke, and 99% of what I read did not come out. I will not say I regret because I know that no knowledge is a waste.


I think the reason you advised me to go for Polytechnic is because OND do not expire and it is also tenable to other Universities unlike Pre-degree.

But don't worry, JUPEB doesn't expire too and you can use it to gain 200L admission into any of its affiliated varsities.


I am feeling spirit broken and defeated, I will make my choices once I recover from this.


Thank you for your time once again.

If you don't mind,

fflamingo:
If you don't mind, whasapp me o8********
Ps don't quote my number

Okay, I will. but I might delay because my subscription has expired.

fflamingo:

If you don't mind, whasapp me o8********

Ps don't quote my number

Okay, I will. but I might delay because my subscription has expired. You can take off your number too, I copied it down already.

But, do ABU even release cut-off points?

Please Are They Still Goin To Release D Departmental Cut-off Marks For Aspirants To Know Their Stand...

Pls dont mis undastod me Misanthrope. I'm not tryin to b pious or bin sanctimonious. I only want u to c reason(s) why sucide is not an option. I'm only tryin to let tink straight. Jst to let u knw dat som ppl wi rejoice ova u if u pass d rubicon concernin dat. I'm sowi if i hurt u. Read tru d line bro

strongelink36:
i tell you.too many nice gentle men and ladies here.i think that is why the thread is not moving as expected.

Bt u guys almost lynched me on this thread last year for correcting the wrongs

I hop u 4giv me bro cos it seems as if i was harsh wit ma word. Pardom my eccentricity, I dont mean to pile on d agony

I hop u 4giv me bro cos it seems as if i was harsh wit ma word. Pardom my eccentricity, I dont mean to pile on d agony@misanthrope

Misanthrope:



Get out of my face with those religious Bullshit you schadenfreude.

Religious Bullshit? The dude was trying to help you, hanging yourself won't stop him from getting admission

Misanthrope:
But, do ABU even release cut-off points?

No they don't, and even if they will, it can't be less than 180

Misanthrope:

2 years in a polytechnic? I actually plan going for JUPEB, not pre-degree anymore.
I have zero hope for admission and I don't want to entertain fantastical thoughts, even though I memorized Jamb past questions and read my textbooks till my neck almost broke, and 99% of what I read did not come out. I will not say I regret because I know that no knowledge is a waste.
I think the reason you advised me to go for Polytechnic is because OND do not expire and it is also tenable to other Universities unlike Pre-degree.
But don't worry, JUPEB doesn't expire too and you can use it to gain 200L admission into any of its affiliated varsities.
I am feeling spirit broken and defeated, I will make my choices once I recover from this.
Thank you for your time once again.

Make careful research before leaping, I have never heard of it.

Misanthrope:

I am not ambitious. But I appreciate your wise words.
Only two things are on my mind now, hanging myself or opting for a pre-degree form @ UNN.

The first option is not a bad idea