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10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 8:22am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Now I love my sisters and I’ll do anything for them, and they are one thing I’ll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance . As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I’ll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips. 1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he’s talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I’m saying… abi? 2. Smile : A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto 3. Make you laugh : Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. 4. Make you talk : A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it’s really nice, your hair. 5. Walk slowly : A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the ladies start tripping. 6. Perfume: Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just maybe” 7. Dress cute : Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus! 8. Clean Skin : O boy! I don’t know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with me” 9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds. Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the guy must be having ‘selection problem’. 10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing… wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint! HMMMM… the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by rildwanullahi(m): 8:28am On Aug 28, 2015 |
K |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by wiringdpt(m): 8:29am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Iranu |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by IamLEGEND1: 8:30am On Aug 28, 2015 |
whareva |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 8:33am On Aug 28, 2015 |
wiringdpt:lol, sorry bro |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 8:36am On Aug 28, 2015 |
lol, see them boys be vexing |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Behira(f): 8:46am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Exactly......Op take dis |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by ozy4christ(f): 9:05am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Like seriously[color=#990000][/color] |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by donholy28(m): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2015 |
these things aren't for deceiving girls naw...op they're for wooing them |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Nobody: 9:30am On Aug 28, 2015 |
wiringdpt:abasha |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by jworos(m): 9:45am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Eurelaz: |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Nobody: 9:48am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Thats what chics want U dumbass Its not meant to decieve them its meant to attract them same way they show off cleavage and pout and try to look cute and vulnerable nigga which bush did U emerge from anyway |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 9:49am On Aug 28, 2015 |
donholy28:are you intending to marry em? |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 9:52am On Aug 28, 2015 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:the same bush your father takes u to hunt bushmeat every weekend |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Rosemary216(f): 9:52am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Hmmmmm.... Open confession!!! |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by donholy28(m): 9:52am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Limerick:so u won't use these techniques on ur future wife? |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 9:55am On Aug 28, 2015 |
donholy28:WTF!!! gerara here |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Nobody: 9:56am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Limerick: Im not surprised. I hope one of these weekends we dont shoot U by mistake sha #watchyosix |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 9:58am On Aug 28, 2015 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:Boy, you are derailing |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Nobody: 10:00am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Limerick: Sue me 1 Like |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by Limerick: 10:02am On Aug 28, 2015 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:Nah... I'll let it pass... now run along |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by constance500: 11:28am On Aug 28, 2015 |
[size=30pt] y u come dey cast us here now. [/size] |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by ksbusari(m): 11:37am On Aug 28, 2015 |
A round of applause for u. U trained ur sisters to bring pains into guys life. Dats cool. Na u go mary them. |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by ksbusari(m): 11:37am On Aug 28, 2015 |
A round of applause for u. U trained ur sisters to bring pains into guys life. Dats cool. Na u go marry them. |
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by JigsawKillah(m): 8:22pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Limerick though! Dumb shît. First, nobody tried to räpe your ugly äss. Second, the tips are for wooing girls. Third, stfu! |
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