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An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Royver(m): 6:36pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report. Time collected - 10am Time tested - 10.15am Motile 0% Sluggish 20% Dead/Immotile 80% Sperm count 1 million. I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%. I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs. I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in... I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in. Awkward silence. 244 Likes 31 Shares |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by ladyF(f): 6:38pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Maybe its the stress of relocation lol Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Royver(m): 6:39pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
ladyF: Maybe. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by UnknownT: 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Fathering his neighbours children. It's a piry 43 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by olafum1(m): 6:48pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
UnknownT:Lol.. a possibility though 6 Likes |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by thorpido(m): 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Awkward silence indeed. That semen analysis result get as e be. If he knew he had low sperm count before marriage shouldn't he have been more observant?Well what he has to do now is a DNA test. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by JigsawKillah(m): 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
DNA test next what if he is a Nairalander and he sees this? I put myself in his shoes, I might get mad and come kick your Äss the next day. 12 Likes |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by eyinjuege: 9:27pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
I really don't feel any pity for the man. It's obvious he's not the father of those kids. But then again, his marriage was built on lies right before it even took off. He knew he had low sperm count and still went ahead to get married without letting his spouse know. They both deserve each other. 77 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Royver:...and I just laughed for the first time today Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha *dies * 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
he's not the father of his children! |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tiredface: 11:30pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Wow! Awkward indeed 1 Like |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tpiander: 11:33pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
He told you because he wants to use you for rituals 1 Like |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by zyzxx(m): 7:08am On Aug 29, 2015 |
Mute pity |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:15am On Aug 29, 2015 |
Oh dear! |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by glimpse(f): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
he is on a long thing |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Hollyb(f): 6:20pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Eeyah! Stories that touches the Heart |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by focus7: 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Promiscuous and wicked wife. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Ishilove: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Royver:Cheeeeiiii!!! Some women sef The man on his part was living in self deception. He knew in his sub-conscious that you can't father a baby with low sperm count but he opted to live in a fool's paradise. Shior. After the devil, fear women 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
yea.. that awkward moment 5 Likes
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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by damiloladuke: 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
lol YOU NEED MORE MONEY? CHECK MY SIGNATURE |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Nobody: 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Women can be very wicked. Where should this man start from 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by veekid(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
lol |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Nobody: 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
mehn, i dey see how the man face go be for my imagination. his facial expression be like "do yot actually mean that..." 1 Like |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by kenny091(m): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
It's people like ur client that we call Magoban |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by pussypounder(m): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
ok |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by DICKtator: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Lmfao!!!! GHEN GHEN..... PAUSE FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! 7 Likes |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by jerryunit48: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Oh boy the guy na confirmed mumu |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tintingz(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Awkward moment indeed |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by gurunlocker: 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
so neighbour lo n tu si pu pu lati ojo yi ashiri tu 3 Likes |
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by LEOSIRSIR(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
So funny |
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