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An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Royver(m): 6:36pm On Aug 28, 2015
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by ladyF(f): 6:38pm On Aug 28, 2015
Maybe its the stress of relocation lol

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Royver(m): 6:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
ladyF:
Maybe its the stress of relocation lol

Maybe.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by UnknownT: 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2015
Fathering his neighbours children. It's a piry

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by olafum1(m): 6:48pm On Aug 28, 2015
UnknownT:
Fathering his neighbours children. It's a piry
Lol.. a possibility though cool

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by thorpido(m): 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2015
Awkward silence indeed.
That semen analysis result get as e be.
If he knew he had low sperm count before marriage shouldn't he have been more observant?Well what he has to do now is a DNA test.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by JigsawKillah(m): 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2015
DNA test next


what if he is a Nairalander and he sees this? I put myself in his shoes, I might get mad and come kick your Äss the next day.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by eyinjuege: 9:27pm On Aug 28, 2015
I really don't feel any pity for the man. It's obvious he's not the father of those kids. But then again, his marriage was built on lies right before it even took off. He knew he had low sperm count and still went ahead to get married without letting his spouse know.
They both deserve each other.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2015
Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.
...and I just laughed for the first time today

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha

*dies *

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2015
shocked he's not the father of his children!
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tiredface: 11:30pm On Aug 28, 2015
Wow! Awkward indeed

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tpiander: 11:33pm On Aug 28, 2015
He told you because he wants to use you for rituals

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by zyzxx(m): 7:08am On Aug 29, 2015
Mute cry pity
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by mystiqueDZ(f): 8:15am On Aug 29, 2015
Oh dear!
shocked shocked shocked
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by glimpse(f): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2015
he is on a long thing
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Hollyb(f): 6:20pm On Aug 29, 2015
Eeyah! Stories that touches the Heart
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by focus7: 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
Promiscuous and wicked wife.

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Ishilove: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2015
Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.
Cheeeeiiii!!! shocked shocked

Some women sef embarassed

The man on his part was living in self deception. He knew in his sub-conscious that you can't father a baby with low sperm count but he opted to live in a fool's paradise. Shior.

After the devil, fear women cheesy grin

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
yea.. that awkward moment

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by damiloladuke: 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
lol

YOU NEED MORE MONEY? CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by ilobasama(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015
Women can be very wicked. Where should this man start from angry

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by veekid(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015
lol
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Dharniel(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2015

I look at him and he looks SLOWLY back at me as REALISATION sets in.
Awkward silence.

gringringringringrin mehn, i dey see how the man face go be for my imagination. his facial expression be like "do yot actually mean that..."

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by kenny091(m): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015
It's people like ur client that we call Magoban
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by pussypounder(m): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015
ok
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by DICKtator: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
Lmfao!!!!

GHEN GHEN.....


PAUSE FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!


grin grin grin grin

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by jerryunit48: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
Oh boy the guy na confirmed mumu
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by tintingz(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015
Awkward moment indeed
Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by gurunlocker: 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015
so neighbour lo n tu si pu pu lati ojo yi


ashiri tu

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Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by LEOSIRSIR(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2015
So funny

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