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MrTA:
If we're not discussing man utd on this thread, do we need a new man utd thread?

They would still flood the new thread! I'm sure if you follow all the posts you would see that the dude had an agenda! Just because you lost an argument and his homie got stomped he has been pained ever since! He must have the brain of a 6yr old! E warrior must be his only achievement in life after almost 40 wasted yrs on earth! So to ban funlord was his prayer point 4 today! What a doofus!

Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.

Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.

I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.

Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.

I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too!

Mourinholic:
U guys should wait for Adelalana1 and Starboard...... pause the beef

Errrrm. U say??

adeyemi2015:
With Mata on the right flank, Montero gonna enjoy and express himself like a new "Ronaldo". I am pitying Dermian in advance!!!

I wan see whether na Ivanovic no good or this Montero guy na the real deal.
And that Gomis dude na giant

The transfer window shuts down on tuesday! And we all know our most pressing problems lie in our goal scoring department! Chicarito has been told to find a new club and seems to be heading to bayer leverkusen! These are our current realistic options for his replacement based on reports and rumors:

1 lewandowski

2 Zlatan

3 cavani

4 muller

Who would fit into this team the most!

TheNonce:
See the coward don go run report me now I have a ban! Maybe that was his aim all along! Oh well!

PANT-hankie you reported him? If true then you no try at all. You broke the Bro Code of "no reporting during bants."

adeyemi2015:
What are you really gonna benefit from this?
You ain't gonna "CHANGE" cos you are truly a fan of "CONTINUITY".

Pls, kind advise the dudes to sheath their respective swords instead of fueling it!

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

funlord:


Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged any banter over that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get tha basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!

Seriously??

This is getting super childish!

SIRcumalot:
Todays game na real test for our defenders.
if they can neutralize swansea attack I go start to give them reps.

To be sincere there is nothing special about swansea attack, so I Don't see them troubling our defence. If we loose the match, it won't be because our defence can't handle their attack but so other reasons.

Nihilist:
Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.

Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.

I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.

Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.

I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too!

We all know your wish is for us to lose so that you can parry here today! God no go let am happen. As if if he plays Valencia in front of Darmian and we lose you will not come here to dance kokoma.

Why you did not advise MoanrinHoe to play worlds best snail player Mikel to play in front of Ivanovic. To slow things down before he was thoroughly gangraped yesterday is surprising.

Leave LvG and Darmian alone with your yeye advise abeg!

sinizia:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

But every play has a limit dude!

codedguy1:
We all know your wish is for us to lose so that you can parry here today! God no go let am happen. As if if he plays Valencia in front of Darmian and we lose you will not come here to dance kokoma.

Why you did not advise MoanrinHoe to play worlds best snail player Mikel to play in front of Ivanovic. To slow things down before he was thoroughly gangraped yesterday is surprising.

Leave LvG and Darmian alone with your yeye advise abeg!

Abeg leave that chelseas event organiser! Their cd go stll skip today! That party shall never hold!

codedguy1:
We all know your wish is for us to lose so that you can parry here today! God no go let am happen. As if if he plays Valencia in front of Darmian and we lose you will not come here to dance kokoma.

Why you did not advise MoanrinHoe to play worlds best snail player Mikel to play in front of Ivanovic. To slow things down before he was thoroughly gangraped yesterday is surprising.

Leave LvG and Darmian alone with your yeye advise abeg!

I actually meant that Valencia should play instead of Darmian.

The rest of your post is an exercise in misplaced aggression. I clearly am in no position to advise LVG, and lack the medium to do so even if I wanted to.

You need a reality check if a simple opinion is causing you heart palpitations. Go and sit down in a dark room, face the wall, and re-evaluate your life's choices

*goes back to coating bald spot on my scalp with black shoe polish*

Man united players out....jones, januzaj de gea!

Players in marcus rojo looks like making the bench and fellaini may be starting!

Man in the middle ref martin atkinson!

Nihilist:
Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.

Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.

I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.

Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.

I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too!

L kini? Man U won't even concede not to talk of one yeye L today

TheNonce:


Man united players out....jones, januzaj de gea!

Players in marcus rojo looks like making the bench and fellaini may be starting!

Man in the middle ref martin atkinson!

Ah! Martin Atkinson?? Oloshi ni padi yen

parrotibaba:
but Nyabinghi ,this is what Ferguson had to say concerning the departure of Nistelrooy

And Ruud later apologized to SAF in 2011 for lashing out at him ,he even left on his own accord n not cos of Saha

nyabinghi wants to rewrite history.....
ruud is the greatest striker that ever played for man utd. everywhere he played, he won their league and a golden boot....so it's not about hiding behind other players like rooney does. 5 league titles from eredivise, EPL and la liga. 3 golden boots in those leagues too....and 3 golden boots in the UEFA champions league. only a poop-brained pundit would compare rooney/saha to ruud!

Gary Neville: “There’s talk of J.Hernandez leaving or being allowed to leave. You can’t see that happening without someone else coming in.”


line up coming up..

Nihilist:
Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.

Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.

I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.

Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.

I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too!

misery loves company.....
darmian is italian.....they know how to defend. montero would hardly get a kick today.....do not compare your whoring ivanovic to darmian. every winger that has faced ivanovic this season has penetrated him without prophylactics.

coogar:
nyabinghi wants to rewrite history.....
ruud is the greatest striker that ever played for man utd. everywhere he played, he won their league and a golden boot....so it's not about hiding behind other players like rooney does. 5 league titles from eredivise, EPL and la liga. 3 golden boots in those leagues too....and 3 golden boots in the UEFA champions league. only a poop-brained pundit would compare rooney/saha to ruud!

Rudd was rooneys best ever partner in uniteds attack imo! Rooney learnt a lot from playing with rudd! He did not score as many as rudd but the quality of rooneys all round game and eye for goal scoring came about as a result of that pairing!

n0m0705:
To be sincere there is nothing special about swansea attack, so I Don't see them troubling our defence. If we loose the match, it won't be because our defence can't handle their attack but so other reasons.

Swansea is a better team than those we've played aside from spurs.
They won't lie down easily and their performance against chelsea is a confidence booster for them.
Overall I just want a convincing win over a settled EPL side.

TheNonce:


Rudd was rooneys best ever partner in uniteds attack imo! Rooney learnt a lot from playing with rudd! He did not score as many as rudd but the quality of rooneys all round game and eye for goal scoring came about as a result of that pairing!

when ruud scored 44 goals in a season, rooney wasn't even a united player then. ruud won the EPL golden boot and champions league golden boot in one single season. ruud's best partner was david beckham. beckham/neville crosses provided plenty of goals for the dutch wizard. go and watch the 02/03 season review DVD again.........ruud was fire for united!

coogar:
when ruud scored 44 goals in a season, rooney wasn't even a united player then. ruud won the EPL golden boot and champions league golden boot in one single season. ruud's best partner was david beckham. beckham/neville crosses provided plenty of goals for the dutch wizard. go and watch the 02/03 season review DVD again.........ruud was fire for united!

You did not get my point! I'm referring to all the other strikers rooney has played with in his united career and how dey helped lift his game! Him and rudd where a good exciting fit! The older maestro and the yung un absorbing his powers! Beckam was a winger sef so in the pantheon of united striker pairings dat won't matter!

Nihilist:
I actually meant that Valencia should play instead of Darmian.

The rest of your post is an exercise in misplaced aggression. I clearly am in no position to advise LVG, and lack the medium to do so even if I wanted to.

You need a reality check if a simple opinion is causing you heart palpitations. Go and sit down in a dark room, face the wall, and re-evaluate your life's choices

*goes back to coating bald spot on my scalp with black shoe polish*

Then next game advise Mourinhoe to play Mikel instead of Ivanovic in RB.

TheNonce:

You did not get my point! I'm referring to all the other strikers rooney has played with in his united career and how dey helped lift his game! Him and rudd where a good exciting fit! The older maestro and the yung un absorbing his powers! Beckam was a winger sef so in the pantheon of united striker pairings dat won't matter!

saha was rooney's best partner....
the autumn of 06/07 was the best football united have played in the last 50 years or so. it wasn't just about winning....it was about beating the opposition to a pulp with fearless attacking football.

starting eleven
mrTa

sailorxy ---------- funlord-------- dopejemi------ thenonce

afrodoc -----------------------sircumalot

ruudie ----- nyabinghi ------ coogar


elampiro

TheNonce:


Rudd was rooneys best ever partner in uniteds attack imo! Rooney learnt a lot from playing with rudd! He did not score as many as rudd but the quality of rooneys all round game and eye for goal scoring came about as a result of that pairing!

nobody rewrote history, rooney never learnt jack shit from ruud, he was never a fox in the box player like Ruud. They had dissimilar styles. The way Rooney is rubbished here makes me marvel if some guys here are real United fans. Rooney usually has dry spells in seasons in United. The problem is the wingers get carried away and fail to release the ball on time. Januzaj is not a player for United. He should use Mata or herrera there instead of Januzaj. Young is supposed to start today's game.

I never see o

Mine will be
- - - - - - - - - Romero - - - - - - -
Darmian- Smalling - Blind - Shaw
- Morgan - Herrera - Bastian -
Mata - - - - Rooney - - - - Depay

Odunharry:
starting eleven
mrTa

sailorxy funlord dopejemi thenonce

afrodoc sircumalot

ruudie funlord coogar


elampiro

Dis XI na only pubbing match we go fit win! If we jam swanses na 18-0! Lmfao!!!

parrotibaba:
Mate no be u post this thing?



And besides during Nistelrooy's last season at united he made 35 league appearances n scored 21 goals so how exactly did Saha displace him from the starting eleven? Hope say u r not referring to Saha playing ahead of him in league cup games as him displacing him from the starting eleven?

Ruud was in contention for the Golden boot that very season till fergie had brain farts and benched him and saha delivered and RVN never wanted a bench role, so he left, Saha made him leave if not he would have stayed to reclaim his shirt. He never wanted to leave but he had to , to save him his head.

nyabinghi:
nobody rewrote history, rooney never learnt jack shit from ruud, he was never a fox in the box player like Ruud. They had dissimilar styles. The way Rooney is rubbished here makes me marvel if some guys here are real United fans. Rooney usually has dry spells in seasons in United. The problem is the wingers get carried away and fail to release the ball on time. Januzaj is not a player for United. He should use Mata or herrera there instead of Januzaj. Young is supposed to start today's game.

another media-fed sheep!
rooney usually have dry spells in seasons in united as if having dry spells is an acceptable excuse. strikers who make £300k/week are not allowed to have dry spells. i am yet to see messi and ronaldo going for 850 league minutes without scoring. dry spell for club, dry spell for country. ahmed musa has contributed more for his national team at the world cup than rooney has done for england......that's food for thought!

nyabinghi:
Ruud was in contention for the Golden boot that very season till fergie had brain farts and benched him and saha delivered and RVN never wanted a bench role, so he left, Saha made him leave if not he would have stayed to reclaim his shirt. He never wanted to leave but he had to , to save him his head.

so ruud was in contention for the golden boot.....something saha has never won for any club.
stop misappropriating the facts. ruud and ronaldo had a spat in training...ruud told ronaldo to go cry to his father(carlos queiroz). ronaldo thought was speaking about his deceased dad. he reported ruud to fergie, fergie got angry and benched ruud for gross indiscipline. ruud and fergie stopped talking. and during that era, fergie was a man you do not cross.....ruud had to go. the year before that, keane verbally attacked darren fletcher and keane had to go too. it wasn't about ruud leaving cos of saha....it had nothing to do with saha. saha can never lace van nistelrooy's boots.

SIRcumalot:
Swansea is a better team than those we've played aside from spurs.
They won't lie down easily and their performance against chelsea is a confidence booster for them.
Overall I just want a convincing win over a settled EPL side.

It took them some school boy errors to beat United last season, they will be beaten if United can keep an eye on Montero, Young should start to keep montero quiet.