Omo this guy get punch line oooo, he will surely dizz better dan Meek Mill if he were to b a rapper

Happiness87:
see lies, hahahhahahahaha
i have about 150 cows, i cant do without cows - Buhari, 2014

Show me link nah?

So, that the 150 cows have increased to 270 is your problem? Are your cows or your neighbors' missing?

TANoids and logic cannot be discussed in the same sentence!

hahahahhahahaha, a typical APC zombie, when you do your research online to write up poo, na me de give you link, idiot

blind follower

PassingShot:

Show me link nah?

So, that the 150 cows have increased to 270 is your problem? Are your cows or your neighbors' missing?

TANoids and logic cannot be discussed in the same sentence!

NgeneUkwenu:
la! Oya!

see frustration, hahahahhahahahahaha

get something better, maybe another scandal

can't you see people are not even reading it.

This could pass for a North Korean op-ed on the New York Times singing the praises of the "Divine and Supreme Leader".

Utter garbage.

NA so

OZAOEKPE:

What's your gender? As long as you can't settle your gender issue, you a big joke

Big joker!

babadem2much:



This babe has been impressing me from the days of campaign till date.
God bless u jare

14 Years imprisonment await offenders on Nigerian soil.

yea, very true. a new sheriff that gave a damn.....

PassingShot:

Show me link nah?

So, that the 150 cows have increased to 270 is your problem? Are your cows or your neighbors' missing?

TANoids and logic cannot be discussed in the same sentence!

...and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

Buhari, your sins shall find you out, Liar!

Ok

100 days of governance by integrity and anti-corruption body language. The future is bright for Nigeria. I hope those clamouring for a break away from the nation, can see the high possibility of a glamorous light at the end of the dark tunnel..Naijawillbegreatagain#

This dude isn't brilliant. He needs go for classes under GEJ's former media team

Firefire:


...and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

Buhari, your sins shall find you out, Liar!

Do you know the meaning of "at least one million"?

TANoids and fish brain are like Siamese twins.

DeRoyalFranco:
Nice story.... But u didnt tell us how the new sheriff in town inreased his 1million to 30 million in 100days.. U even skipped where u ought to tell us how Sheriff's 150cows bcame 250 in 100days.. So that makes ur story incomplete... Edit and come back later !

with this fantastic write up, this is all you could say... smh

Please I beg of you all that have been brainwashed by Buhari; don't come close to me because I won't fall for it. Spend all your effort on me, it will all be a collectively wasted effort.

I now see Buhari to be more of a fraud and a joke with the list of assets without addresses and value which he gave out as assets declaration.

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President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua yesterday made public "photocopies of his duly and honestly completed assets declaration form."

The gesture was the first by any of Nigeria's helmsmen since independence in 1960. According to the details released to journalists by the Special Adviser to the President (Communications), Mr. Segun Adeniyi, Yar'Adua has a total assets value of N856, 452,892. These include a total of N19 million owned by the First Lady, Turai.

His total liabilities being outstanding loans secured with the Unity Bank Plc, Imani Estate branch, Maitama,Abuja, is put at N88,793,269.77

The President's assets include remunerations, savings, campaigns, post-campaign contributions, buildings and vacant plots of land, farms and orchard, cash at hand and vehicles. The President disclosed that he has no foreign account or assets. The bulk of his assets were listed under the remunerations, savings, campaigns, post campaign contributions and 29 campaign vehicles located in Katsina, his home state and Abuja .

All the assets are as they stood as at yesterday, 28 June 2007. The total yearly income is put at N18.7 million, while his wife has a total yearly income of N132,000. The release of the documents, Adeniyi said, is consistent with the President's campaign pledge. Yar'Adua gave assurance that he would work with the leadership of the National Assembly "to see what can be done to make assets declaration an effective weapon in the fight against corruption and abuse of office."

Adeniyi said that the President released the documents in spite of the contrary advice of the Code of Conduct Bureau. "The President notified the Bureau of his intention to make the form available to the public in fulfillment of his campaign pledge, which was borne out of his conviction that the war against corruption cannot have meaning until those at the helms of affairs begin to live by example. The Bureau, while appreciating the noble intention of the President, counselled against the move on the grounds that such an action from the number one citizen would put pressure on other categories of public officers to do same, even when the constitution makes the exercise a confidential matter."

Adeniyi continued: "The dilemma of the President in the last four weeks has therefore been where to strike a balance between the well-meaning concerns of the Bureau, and following his conviction that his campaign pledge to Nigerians is a solemn commitment. Having weighed the two sides, the President has come to the conclusion that since he will not be breaking any law, he cannot go back on his promise to the nation."

A breakdown of the assets declaration shows that Yar'Adua has a total of N43,702,892.43 as cash at bank, being remuneration, savings, campaign and post-campaign contributions lodged with the Bank PHB. Details show that while a total of N26,602,681.00 stands as credit at the Bank PHB, Nagogo Road , KatsinaState branch; N12,000,264.21 is in the Apapa, Lagos State branch of the same bank.

Also, a total of N4,999,947.22 is at the head office of the bank in Kaduna. The President declared N7.5 million as cash in hand. This was derived from savings, campaign and post-campaign contributions. The President declared a total of N88,793,269.77 as his liabilities, being cash in Nigerian banks as loans and debit at the Imani Estate, Maitama, Abuja branch of Unity Bank Plc (formerly Intercity Bank).

These are in two accounts of N26,817,362.19 and another N61,975,907.58. Yar'Adua also declared a total assets value of N577,000,000 under buildings, vacant and undeveloped plots sections. This includes the Yar'Adua family compound at Yar'Adua Quarters in Katsina State , valued at N105,000,000. This was acquired through inheritance in November 1997.

There is also a multi-storey building at A8 Wuse 2, Abuja with total value of N212,000,000. The land was granted by the Federal Government to him in 1988. Again, there is a duplex at Malali, Kaduna State with a value of N120,000,000. According to the President, the building, originally a three-bedroom bungalow, was a gift from his late elder brother, Major-General Shehu Musa Yar'Adua.

There is another seven-bedroom duplex at 2, Lema Jubril Close valued at N90,000,000 that was built from savings in 1987. The President also declared that he has a vacant plot at Asokoro New Layout in Abuja valued at N50,000,000. This was granted by the Federal Government to him in 1998. He also declared two farms worth N25,000,000 in Katsin aState . They include the one at Ruwan Godiya in Faskari Local Council of Katsina State valued at N10,000,000. This was acquired in 1982.

Another farmland and orchad is also located at Ajiwa, Batagarawa Local Council in Katsina State and is worth N15,000,000. It was acquired in 1993. Under shares, debentures and other securities in and outside Nigeria, President Yar'Adua declared that he has 2,000,000 units of shares of Habib Bank acquired in 1998 which is in the process of being converted to Bank PHB; 100,000 units of shares of Intercity Bank Plc also in the process of conversion to Unity Bank Plc and another 100,000 units of shares of Muradi Hotels Limited.

While disclosing that he has vehicles worth N181,250,000, the President stated that he has 29 new cars worth N174,700,000 in both Katsina and Abuja that he described as campaign vehicles, adding that he owns a Honda Accord car worth N350,000 and a Mercedes Benz worth another N6,500,000.

The President, who went a step further to declare the assets of his wife and First Lady, Hajiya Turai, stated that she has a total asset of N19,000,000 made up of three local houses worth N1,5000,000 acquired in 1998; one twin bungalow valued at N15,000,000 located in Kofar Kaura Layout in Katsina State acquired in 2002 and three vacant plots in Katsina acquired in 2003 worth N2,500,000. He also disclosed that household furniture in Katsina that he acquired when he was a director of Habib Bank is worth N3,000,000.

The press briefing was Adeniyi's first at the Presidential Villa Abuja since his appointment about three weeks ago. He also disclosed that "the President is equally interested in discussing with the National Assembly leadership on the Freedom of Information Bill, which lapsed with the last administration, with a view to ensuring its quick passage in pursuit of his determination to instil transparency and accountability in the conduct of government business."

http://www.proshareng.com/news/2554/Yar-Adua-makes-public-his-assets-declaration

ishiamu:
Meanwhile, below are some of the latest topics from APC propaganda machinery. Enjoy and feel free to add yours

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's planned probe of FIFA: Sepp Blatter goes into hiding- Liar Mohammed

#APCpropaganda
Fear of Buhari: Satan falls from sky, sustains serious head injury - Passingshot

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's integrity sweeps through the animal world as mosquitoes suspend biting action indefinitely - Premium Times

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: an aide of former president returns #12 trillion loot, begs for forgiveness - Liar Mohammed

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: statue of George Washington shows sign of life in far away US - Mynd_4

#APCpropaganda
Fear of Buhari: One million witches and wizards storm Eagles square, renounce evil and beg for forgiveness- Beremx

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's fart powering Nigeria's power plants - Nations

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: 65 year old woman healed of cervical cancer - Passingshot

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's integrity: over 12 million Nigerians employed in 2 months - Liar Mohammed

with the present situation on ground, this is no longer making sense. try to change your tactics

NgeneUkwenu:


Mumu, you have been noticed! Can you quietly go back to the cave?

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Hehehehehe.... Look who's talking? one deserved bastard.... .... Abeg carry ur ugly face commot me for front.... Wretched skinny thing!

PassingShot:

Do you know the meaning of "at least one million"?

TANoids and fish brain are like Siamese twins.

twister continue...

Old wine in new bottle... Adeshina.

NgeneUkwenu:


Mumu, you have been noticed! Can you quietly go back to the cave?

na biafra animal they r 2 blind e see something good in Buhari's government bt God way answered our prayer n give us baba Buhari pass them all.

Buhari should look for a new spokesman asap...

There's a new sheriff in town but civil servants haven't changed their attitude, they still go to work late and demand kickbacks.
There's a new sheriff in town but our police still collect bribe and shoot unarmed civilians.
There's a new sheriff in town but oil bunkering still exist in the Niger Delta, the same quota of our oil still goes missing.
There's a new sheriff in town but Nigeria is still a mess that it is.

Isn't it time to give up the propaganda and get to work? Get to work old man!!

U work for ur money




BTW Abati writes better!



Good sha!

PassingShot:

1. Is it possible that a man worth $10mn can struggle to have $10,000 at a given time? The answer to this should answer your first question.

2. Did Buhari ever tell you he had 150 cows? Please show us where he said that.

And are your cows or your neighbors' missing?

When we say TANoids have fish brain, they think we exaggerate!

Fish brain ? Yes u exaggerated.

Tanoids have no brain at all. They are bunch of failures who are yet to wake up to the reality on ground.


I will agree with you only if you say they have a JELLY FISH brain because scientist said JELLY FISH has no brain.

The new sheriff is armed but he must beware. His deputies are pdpsheep in applying clothing

dammytosh:
Classy Masterpiece

I actually forgot 12million wailers actually voted for GEJ to continue with his agenda to put the nation in a state of anomy.

Den plenty for nairaland too sha.

I don't know about wat Adesina wrote but I know I consciously adjusted my budget to reduce cost of fueling the GENERATOR.

I knew I was planning to buy another big generator to support the main one so I can guarantee no disappointment even though I av an inverter.

No plan for such again.

Only a bigot or an ignorant person will
Not admit that things are getting better.

Same hea. D cost of fuel in ma family has reduced drastically!
In ma area, we av nicknamed our electrity as 'CHANGE'
Weneva dia s light, we say 'a ku change o'

Firefire:


...and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

Buhari, your sins shall find you out, Liar!

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PassingShot:

1. Is it possible that a man worth $10mn can struggle to have $10,000 at a given time? The answer to this should answer your first question.

2. Did Buhari ever tell you he had 150 cows? Please show us where he said that.

And are your cows or your neighbors' missing?

When we say TANoids have fish brain, they think we exaggerate!

Don't mind the thumb sucking saTANoids.Infact I am dashing Baba 20 extra cows this month to raise his stock to 290 so the saTANoids will have arithmetic to do by next month's counting of Baba's cows.

Nightmare of PDP.

Yes, the opposition numbers in millions, and naturally so. A political party had held power at the centre for 16 years, and its loyalists would not simply disappear, or get converted overnight. About 12 million Nigerians had voted for the presidential candidate of that party in the March 2015 general elections. Would they just cross over to the winning side? It often takes awhile.

An interesting novel. But, unfortunately, it is a fiction. Action speaks louder than words.