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DECLARATION OF ASSETS.

Since our President PMB and his Vice PYO has declared their
assets, it is very important to declare mine also as a good
citizen... and it goes thus:

1. 4 pencil trousers and 3 black Jeans

2. 8 T-shirts and 1 suit

3. No wife yet but 2 future partner

4.No Son, and no daughter.

5. One bathroom slippers.

6. Three cover shoes and 3 leather palm

7. Two ties.

8. A bag of pure water.

9. One drum of rain water.

10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).

11. one GSM ( Samsung Galaxy S2)

12. Three kongo of Garri

13. Two ankara.

14. 3 pots and one prayer kettle

15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.

16. One lamp

17. One stove.

18. One gallon for purchasing of kerosine.

19. One carpet and one Yinka Oba foam.

20. 1 Reading Chair and 1 Reading Table

21. No share @ all

22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.

23. N1,010 @ Skye bank , and N1,005 @Fidelity Bank.

my brother you are a poor man!!! gerrrra hia mehn

lolzzzzzzz

Your honesty is your greatest asset.

Were you appointed P A to you Ward Councillor?

Ur problem is from ur village!

your account balance though

U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

OPEYEMIAD:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.

Since our President PMB and his Vice PYO has declared their
assets, it is very important to declare mine also as a good
citizen... and it goes thus:

1. 4 pencil trousers and 3 black Jeans

2. 8 T-shirts and 1 suit

3. No wife yet but 2 future partner

4.No Son, and no daughter.

5. One bathroom slippers.

6. Three cover shoes and 3 leather palm

7. Two ties.

8. A bag of pure water.

9. One drum of rain water.

10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).

11. one GSM ( Samsung Galaxy S2)

12. Three kongo of Garri

13. Two ankara.

14. 3 pots and one prayer kettle

15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.

16. One lamp

17. One stove.

18. One gallon for purchasing of kerosine.

19. One carpet and one Yinka Oba foam.

20. 1 Reading Chair and 1 Reading Table

21. No share @ all

22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.

23. N1,010 @ Skye bank , and N1,005 @Fidelity Bank.

Lol

chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

I don't believe you[b]

chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

I don't believe you[/b]

chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

I don't believe you

No mud house?

So 4 ur hood dis poverty dey leave since?

bakila:
Were you appointed P A to you Ward Councillor?

No

chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

Are you serious?
i need emperical evidence to beleive it

OPEYEMIAD:
No

You have no obligation to declare your assets no.
Abi you wan show us bathroom slippers ne?

BeskyPowa:
So 4 ur hood dis poverty dey leave since?

i dont know ooo. But i hear say PMB is looking saint. My assets shows am not corrupt.
Declare your own know

You are setting a good example ahead of your Class Rep Election. Good!

bakila:
You have no obligation to declare your assets no. Abi you wan show us bathroom slippers ne?

To show that am Loyal to the current administration and as a Good citizen

Bachelor declaration.

OPEYEMIAD:
i dont know ooo. But i hear say PMB is looking saint. My assets shows am not corrupt.
Declare your own know

Ya! Good job my honorable poor man

So you don't wear boxers or singlets?

So u no get toothbrush and sponge?

Chai!

OPEYEMIAD:
Are you serious?
i need emperical evidence to beleive it

which other evidence do u need? Ur declaration is enough evidence. Just mail a copy to office of d presidency and d job is us as ur resumption is immediately..

Chai! Nairalanders,Una no go kill person ooo.

let me declare mine. 1. One Unused Penis. 2. 19 Ex Girlfriend. 3. 22 yet to be produced Lubiton shoes.

Crocz:
So u no get toothbrush and sponge?

Chai!

That one too na asset ?

enkay2go:
Chai! Nairalanders,Una no go kill person ooo.

its not funny am trying to be loyal

Your last megabyte and phone credit balance please!

I smell Kwurruption in all theze azzets u listed, I still need to Probe u!

Op u re just being honest more than PMB and that his vice

Thank Jaaa Nairalander don dey follow suit Declare your Assets now. Let PMB know who is Rulling