What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning - Nairaland General (3)

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Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2015

spencekat:
Prayer and then study the Bible and after that,read papers online and off to tidy up,before going to work.

do u pray for nairalanders too?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by tohphunmie(f): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
so fine gals too can shiit, u don't look like u shiit? Pls wats the colour of ur shiit is it the same as dat of ugly people?

looool...ofcos now! Funny you!!

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 5:18pm On Sep 08, 2015

tohphunmie:
looool...ofcos now! Funny you!!

u didn't answer the question, is it the same colour as that of ugly people, and secondly does it smell too, infact do u mess also?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Wyclefniranz(m): 5:25pm On Sep 08, 2015

return dat dick to it normal position undecided

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2015

Wyclefniranz:
return dat dick to it normal position

my brother sometimes dic*k can disgrace somebody,In my university days, a gal came in2 my room wthout knockn I was still in bed,and my dic*k was erect and throbbing,when I noticed her presence she now said I should pls help her put her charger in the socket so she cld charge her fone, my brother to stand up come be war because I no wear boxers sleep, if not I for hang am,thank God for another friend who came in at d time so I had to tell him to help her out if not ehn, I for lie down there till the thing come down or I lie for am say leg they pain me I no fit waka not to talk of to come down from bed

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 5:52pm On Sep 08, 2015

I reach out for the love of my life
MY PHONE

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 6:08pm On Sep 08, 2015

jomile:
I reach out for the love of my life
MY PHONE

ehn ehn, so ur fone is the love of ur life?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 6:26pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
ehn ehn, so ur fone is the love of ur life?

Yeah... I just said that

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2015

jomile:
Yeah... I just said that

so wat's dat thing dat ur fone can do for you dat a man can't do?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2015

tohphunmie:
My phone > then my bible

is lyk u didn't get the question right

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2015

my face then my fone

any qualms.... huh

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 7:47pm On Sep 08, 2015

girlhaley:
my face then my fone

any qualms....

not really buh why do gals check their face everytime, is it dat dey always forget wat they look like?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by sparkleice(f): 7:49pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
hehehehe, I knew dat mirror part must be there, gals can't do without it

lolzzzz @ ur gf response abt her pu**sy

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Abudu2000(m): 7:51pm On Sep 08, 2015

check to see if my bae is around coz dese girls ain't loyal

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 7:54pm On Sep 08, 2015

sparkleice:
lolzzzz @ ur gf response abt her pu**sy

is she my gf sef?

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
not really buh why do gals check their face everytime, is it dat dey always forget wat they look like?

ur idea....

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(op): 8:03pm On Sep 08, 2015

girlhaley:
ur idea....

makes real sense

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 8:09pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
makes real sense

for yah mind? grin

Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Kingsley1000(m): 8:10pm On Sep 08, 2015

jonaifame22:
my brother sometimes dic*k can disgrace somebody,In my university days, a gal came in2 my room wthout knockn I was still in bed,and my dic*k was erect and throbbing,when I noticed her presence she now said I should pls help her put her charger in the socket so she cld charge her fone, my brother to stand up come be war because I no wear boxers sleep, if not I for hang am,thank God for another friend who came in at d time so I had to tell him to help her out if not ehn, I for lie down there till the thing come down or I lie for am say leg they pain me I no fit waka not to talk of to come down from bed