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Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody:
LoooOl..hilarious
1 HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.
2 IGBO man went to bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3 YORUBA man who put his radio in the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to cool fm.
4 TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5 An EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
6 An IGALA man who lowered his tv volume because he wanted to read a text message.
7 An IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
8 An ISOKO man who climed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and start stoning it.
9 FULANI man who chose fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.
10 A WARRI man who saw something that looked like shi*t, touched and tasted it and said "hmmm na shi*t ooo!!! thank God i no match am".
11 An IDOMA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how much he slept.
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by afolwalex20(m): 7:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
Dude, this is romance section undecided


Lemme tell u who was funny... it's yhu! angry

A guy who pasted a joke thread in a romance section undecided
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 7:54pm On Sep 08, 2015
afolwalex20:
Dude, this is romance section undecided
..ok.. how many girls have u romanced today??
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by afolwalex20(m): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
Randyhot:
..ok.. how many girls have u romanced today??
So dats wat this section is all about?

U sure u went to sku undecided
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 08, 2015
afolwalex20:
So dats wat this section is all about?

U sure u went to sku undecided
..nope i didnt...i was busy planting my seeds in your entire clan maidens..
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Sep 08, 2015
Efik nurse: she was dumb enough to forget her training and her common sense, all at the same time.

PS: I'm no ethnic bigot.
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by naijaboiy: 8:18pm On Sep 08, 2015
[color=#1980BC]That Number5 may have actually happened grin[/color]
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by sparkleice(f): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
RickRichards:
Efik nurse: she was dumb enough to forget her training and her common sense, all at the same time.

PS: I'm no ethnic bigot.
y efik lady? Pls we are nt al dat dumb
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
afolwalex20:
Dude, this is romance section undecided


Lemme tell u who was funny... it's yhu! angry

A guy who pasted a joke thread in a romance section undecided
wowww.,....you are the funniest...lollll..
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Poseidon000: 9:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
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8 An ISOKO man who climed a mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough then came down and
start stoning it.
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Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 08, 2015
sparkleice:
y efik lady? Pls we are nt al dat dumb
..LMAO..so ur admitting that efik ladies are dumb in the first place.
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by sparkleice(f): 11:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
Randyhot:
..LMAO..so ur admitting that efik ladies are dumb in the first place.
lolzz... no seriously dat ws den now we are civilize jor.
Re: Who Is The Dumb-eish Among These Nigerians. by Nobody: 11:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
sparkleice:
lolzz... no seriously dat ws den now we are civilize jor.
..buhahahahaha..*cant stop laughing*..i like ur candor...
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