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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 7:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
kaboninc:


You don experience am before?
I been wan experience am but since rumour has it that he's just "indomie"cheesy I will pass.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2015
softysparky:

Buhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha faints*****
Na so she go deceive you sotay you go miss better peniss o. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 7:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
See as dem just dey plan to scatter my career wey dun blow like pipeline. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 7:40pm On Sep 08, 2015
corisande:
grin grin grin
Na only kanwuliajara dey give this kind entertainment for Nl.
If na my papa be this I for don recognise am tongue

The man na pesin grand papa o!!! grin
H-Entertainment na my MIDO name o! cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 7:44pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
We are on the fuccking phase.

Are you horrny again? Ama help ya , just to lick it with ice cream - I won't put my pipi. cheesy

But I ain't paying for it - I love Oshofree things. grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0GArSy0j8c


Stages of MARRIAGE!
When NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING!
AKA : No Romance without Finance!!!! cheesy

Bill collectors at my DOOR!!!! What can you do for meeeeeeeeee?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeehn? cheesy

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 7:45pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Na so she go deceive you sotay you go miss better peniss o. grin
Indomie peppersoupgrin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 7:57pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Stories or TESTOMONIES? wink
My "customers" are pleased!
Not for sale or CHEAP NL DISPLAY. Simple!!!! cool

Looool.

I can't see anything. And testimonies are stories that touch the heart. grin grin

I thought you were about that life, but you're not.

I guess I need to revoke ya street credibility, till you throw the middle finger up like you just don't give a fvck - and show us ya money maker. grin grin

Ya legendary status is diminishing by day, Texas Orchard. grin grin grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 8:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
Shymm3x:


Looool.

I can't see anything. And testimonies are stories that touch the heart. grin grin

I thought you were about that life, but you're not.

I guess I need to revoke ya street credibility, till you throw the middle finger up like you just don't give a fvck - and show us ya money maker. grin grin

Ya legendary status is diminishing by day, Texas Orchard. grin grin grin

Hmmmmm!
Make I open BIG BREEEESSSSTZ for NL to prove say I be "legend"? cheesy
Na wah ooooooooh! grin

May I diminish to infinitesimal status! Amen-Amen!!!!! grin
Even if I wanted to display such, I will do so on my accord.

Not because YOU or anyone else ask me to!
Na only me get BIG BREEEEEZTS for NL? grin
Shior!!!

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmmm!
Make I open BIG BREEEESSSSTZ for NL to prove say I be "legend"? cheesy
Na wah ooooooooh! grin

May I diminish to infinitesimal status! Even Amen!!!!! grin
Even if I wanted to display such, I will do so on my accord.

Not because YOU or anyone else ask me to!
Na only me get BIG BREEEEEZTS for NL? grin
Shior!!!

Looooool.

Why are you emphasising "BIG BREEEEEZTS", mayynne? grin

Goddam! - I'm not even a breast-man, but I know 40DD ain't that big - just decent. grin

C'mon, you gave us the more delicate orchard for free, what's the biggie in displaying the mammary glands in their sack? undecided

You gatt give the people what they want...a good show better than Houdini in his hey days, ya get me?
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
...And the thread was hopelessly derailed. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Missy89(f): 10:46pm On Sep 08, 2015
Shymm3x:


Looooool.

Why are you emphasising "BIG BREEEEEZTS", mayynne? grin

Goddam! - I'm not even a breast-man, but I know 40DD ain't that big - just decent. grin

C'mon, you gave us the more delicate orchard for free, what's the biggie in displaying the mammary glands in their sack? undecided

You gatt give the people what they want...a good show better than Houdini in his hey days, ya get me?

What is a breast man?

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 10:47pm On Sep 08, 2015
softysparky:

Indomie peppersoupgrin
Taste and see. tongue
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 10:50pm On Sep 08, 2015
AgapeCharis:
...And the thread was hopelessly derailed. grin
But you love it that way ,right? cheesy

Grab ya Vaseline,be calm and squeeze that thang until you scream 'jah Jehovah' cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
But you love it that way ,right? cheesy

Grab ya Vaseline,be calm and squeeze that thang until you scream 'jah Jehovah' cheesy
*Runs out of thread* grin grin

Wetin be that girl name? I for like collect small for that $10k oo grin grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Kanwuliajeje: 11:53pm On Sep 08, 2015
Shymm3x:


Looooool.

Why are you emphasising "BIG BREEEEEZTS", mayynne? grin

Goddam! - I'm not even a breast-man, but I know 40DD ain't that big - just decent. grin

C'mon, you gave us the more delicate orchard for free, what's the biggie in displaying the mammary glands in their sack? undecided

You gatt give the people what they want...a good show better than Houdini in his hey days, ya get me?

Is this not worth it? wink

OP!

Stages of marriage!
When you can flash OVER-RIPE PAW-PAWS for NL BOYZ for FREEEEEEEEE!!!!

Big enough to DO BLOKOS SANDWICH!!!!! wink


OYOLIMA!!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3aaspHMmoc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5UluN8vvs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUObtIdfLM

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Tashaamania(f): 6:06am On Sep 09, 2015
^Haahhhh shocked shocked

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 7:12am On Sep 09, 2015
Missy89:


What is a breast man?

A guy that likes ti.ts a lot and his preference on a chic is the breast lool.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 7:35am On Sep 09, 2015
Kanwuliajeje:


Is this not worth it? wink

OP!

Stages of marriage!
When you can flash OVER-RIPE PAW-PAWS for NL BOYZ for FREEEEEEEEE!!!!

Big enough to DO BLOKOS SANDWICH!!!!! wink


OYOLIMA!!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3aaspHMmoc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5UluN8vvs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUObtIdfLM




OYOLIMA!!!!'


grin

Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 7:38am On Sep 09, 2015
Kanwuliajeje:


Is this not worth it? wink

OP!

Stages of marriage!
When you can flash OVER-RIPE PAW-PAWS for NL BOYZ for FREEEEEEEEE!!!!

Big enough to DO BLOKOS SANDWICH!!!!! wink

OYOLIMA!!!!! cool

Looooooooool.

Dayuuuum! They look nice and are definitely a handful.

You are now a triple OG on these sides and I just knighted you looool.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 7:57am On Sep 09, 2015
Shymm3x:


Looooooooool.

Dayuuuum! They look nice and are definitely a handful.

You are now a triple OG on these sides and I just knighted you looool.



Did not want to lose my "legendary" title after all! wink

Look well o!!! wink
No "Bia-Bia" of my EASTERN blood on my chest o! grin
Those "jammers" have sandwiched some HUGE DIIIIICKS to H-Orgazzzzum walahi!!!!! cool
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Missy89(f): 8:41am On Sep 09, 2015
Shymm3x:


A guy that likes ti.ts a lot and his preference on a chic is the breast lool.

Ah!

For some weird reason i thought u were talking abt your chest
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:14am On Sep 09, 2015
KanwuliaJara:

Did not want to lose my "legendary" title after all! wink

Look well o!!! wink
No "Bia-Bia" of my EASTERN blood on my chest o! grin
Those "jammers" have sandwiched some HUGE DIIIIICKS to H-Orgazzzzum walahi!!!!! cool

Looooooooool!!! I'm crying right about now - you are forever a legend on these sides. We afi run down anyone that questions ya status. Chi chi man afi burn. Dun noe!

So you like it when guys titty-beat 'em thangs and nut all over ya chest and face, no? - you are a bad bad woman loool. Anyway, most chics have had their faces nutted on, at one point or the other in their lives - it comes with the territory and it makes their faces look smoother looool.

Also, I noticed most chics these days wear the type of bra you have got on. Why is that? Is it to hide the ni.pples?

@andromida the android, you need to start taking notes from Kanwuliajara on how to be a modern and super- liberal chic - the real feminist who stopped giving a fvck when men and women became equal loool. And she is certified.

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:16am On Sep 09, 2015
Missy89:


Ah!

For some weird reason i thought u were talking abt your chest

My chest? Why would I be talking about my chest? Loool

You are weird.

Anyway, are you also packing some huge mammary glands? tongue
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 9:50am On Sep 09, 2015
Shymm3x:


Looooooooool!!! I'm crying right about now - you are forever a legend on these sides. We afi run down anyone that questions ya status. Chi chi man afi burn. Dun noe!

So you like it when guys titty-beat 'em thangs and nut all over ya chest and face, no? - you are a bad bad woman loool. Anyway, most chics have had their faces nutted on, at one point or the other in their lives - it comes with the territory and it makes their faces look smoother looool.

Also, I noticed most chics these days wear the type of bra you have got on. Why is that? Is it to hide the ni.pples?

@andromida the android, you need to start taking notes from Kanwuliajara on how to be a modern and super- liberal chic - the real feminist who stopped giving a fvck when men and women became equal loool. And she is certified.

Amen!!!!
I receive my "title" with relish! cool
The bra is the best because it converts to a strapless bra easily.
Yes, it hides the unruly "nips" that give us away when we are excited! grin

Yea, I looooooooove BOOB-PHOCKING tooooooo much.
You can see the dude cuuuuum all over your chest AND FACE! wink

Yup! Smooooooooothen ya skin with his HOT "akamu"!!! 8




OP! DIDU YOUR Y-EAR DAT? wink

Stages in of marriage!!!!
Going from MISSIONARY STYLE, TO BOOB PHOCKING!!!! smiley

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 10:26am On Sep 09, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Amen!!!!
I receive my "title" with relish! cool
The bra is the best because it converts to a report strapless bra easily.
Yes, it hides the unruly "nips" that give us away when we are excited! grin

Yea, I looooooooove BOOB-PHOCKING tooooooo much.
You can see the dude cuuuuum all over your chest AND FACE! wink

Yup! Smooooooooothen ya skin with his HOT "akamu"!!! cool

Hahahahahahaha!

You gatt relish the title - ain't no one realer, you get me? More women need to be more liberal about their sexuality - there is no place for conservative folks in the new world unless they want to be raggedy, bitter, and fugly like Ann Coulter. Yayyyy yay loool.

Hmmm. I like 'em bras there though and they always look nice on women, while leaving the cleave looking segzy as ever. You are definitely on ya game - I like that.

Blimey! Most chics don't like having their faces designed with that creamy skin revitaliser. Nice to know you aren't like the rest of them. I hope you also love swallowing babies unlike Rita Ora loooool.

You are a legend! Salute!!! Pow!
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 12:22pm On Sep 09, 2015
Shymm3x:


Hahahahahahaha!

You gatt relish the title - ain't no one realer, you get me? More women need to be more liberal about their sexuality - there is no place for conservative folks in the new world unless they want to be raggedy, bitter, and fugly like Ann Coulter. Yayyyy yay loool.


Tufiakwa!!!!! You nor see dem for NL? grin
Once upon a time POLYMONIKERING, LovePeddler-FOR-CHRIST GANGS would have been reporting posts and banning hiarrrrrrrandiaaaaa WITH E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI!!!! grin
I TUNDA-FAYA ALLOF DEM THE WAN BY WAN FROM A TO Z, till dem TAKE SHAME BAN DEMSEFS WITH DE-ACTIVATION OR NATURAL DEATH!!!!! cheesy

Muchechechecheche!!!!!!

Hmmm. I like 'em bras there though and they always look nice on women, while leaving the cleave looking segzy as ever. You are definitely on ya game - I like that.[/Quote]

Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!
The Bra na real "GBEMISOKE"! cheesy

[quote]Blimey! Most chics don't like having their faces designed with that creamy skin revitaliser. Nice to know you aren't like the rest of them. I hope you also love swallowing babies unlike Rita Ora loooool.

You are a legend! Salute!!! Pow!

The beauty of GETTING TO THE FINAL FREEEEEDOM PHASE OF MARRIAGE!!!!
OP!!!
MOST CAN NEVER GET DIA LAI-LAI BECAUSE MAN DEY FEED DEM AND THEIR POOR PARENTS FOR NAIJA DUNGEON VILLAGE TERROR CELLS!!!

Dem go use "idiiiiiia" come dey FORM "WHOLLY" for NL, because they TERROR-HUSBANDS go POUR H-ACID ON DEM AND DEM SSSSHIDREN FACES/BEAT SHEGEY comot from dia azzzzzzez, THROWAY dem "NGWONGWORO"-MGBEKE-ALATIKA-OKRIKA LOADS FOR THE NEAREST LAGOOOOOON KE!!!!
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Eh heeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 12:32pm On Sep 09, 2015
STAGES OF MARRIAGE!

My fellow married women with over-size toto from too much "borning" of 10-Pound babies! wink
Oga dey dodge una RIVER ZAMBEZIS? cheesy
Lose some wait BOTH OF YOU. . . . And try this!!!!! wink

Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by ifyalways(f): 12:50pm On Sep 09, 2015
AJ,what are those please?

@Topic, I think we are at the "liberal-nothing-will-shock-us-again" stage aka The mature stage. We have seen the best and worst of ourselves yet no shaking. We’ve built a shared history of experiences, memories, passions failures and successes. At this point, we both have accepted ,come to terms with the reality that we are stuck with each other and are committed to stay stuck happily as long as we breathe. No options. kiss
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 12:59pm On Sep 09, 2015
ifyalways:
AJ,what are those please?

@Topic, I think we are at the "liberal-nothing-will-shock-us-again" stage aka The mature stage. We have seen the best and worst of ourselves yet no shaking. We’ve built a shared history of experiences, memories, passions failures and successes. At this point, we both have accepted ,come to terms with the reality that we are stuck with each other and are committed to stay stuck happily as long as we breathe. No options. kiss


Gbam!!!!!!! cheesy

For NAIJA SUFFER - HEAD MARRIAGES, I call that "THE KILLY ME, I KILLY YOU" PHASE!!!!! grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by ifyalways(f): 1:03pm On Sep 09, 2015
KanwuliaJara:



Gbam!!!!!!! cheesy

For NAIJA SUFFER - HEAD MARRIAGES, I call that "THE KILLY ME, I KILLY YOU" PHASE!!!!! grin

Hehehehe. Not too far from the truth sha.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 1:03pm On Sep 09, 2015
ifyalways:
AJ,what are those please?

Look well na! wink
BOOOOOOOB-PHOCKING TOOLS! wink

In matching pillows and slippers! wink
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Kanwuliajeje: 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2015
ifyalways:
AJ,what are those please?

In 3D! wink

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