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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 4:36pm On Sep 08, 2015
Chillisauce:
KanwuliaJara wetin diapers and pant liner dey do for ground shocked

This woman.
Abeg any body dey find him husband. Come and identify oh. grin


Lost but found

Where you see DIAPERS? shocked
I dey wia liners o!
I fit carry smelling paheint dey waka for my box o!
I nor fit wash paheint, hang for bathroom like MGBEKE either!


Lost but found ke? grin
You tink say na "minor league" chopping be dis? grin
The man WIFE dey with for im room o!
Shior! grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 4:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Where you see DIAPERS? shocked
I dey wia liners o!
I fit carry smelling paheint dey waka for my box o!
I nor fit wash paheint, hang for bathroom like MGBEKE either!

Shior! grin

Liners very important.
No be diapers be dat white thing for ground grin
Abi na uncle adowa be dat?
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2015
Chillisauce:


Liners very important.
No be diapers be dat white thing for ground grin
Abi na uncle adowa be dat?

Na de dude DROOOOOSSSSS be datio!!!!! cheesy
Na wetin be "uncle adowa" biko? cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 4:46pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Na de dude DROOOOOSSSSS be datio!!!!! cheesy
Na wetin be "uncle adowa" biko? cheesy

Adowa ....means big underwear grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by corisande: 4:57pm On Sep 08, 2015
grin grin grin
Na only kanwuliajara dey give this kind entertainment for Nl.
If na my papa be this I for don recognise am tongue
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by kaboninc(m): 5:04pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmmmm!!!!
Even my papa wey dey grave dey sleep for 10 years go "RAY-ceive" BAN!!!! :

Hmmm!
Hmmmmmmmm!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! cheesy

Dropp THE LINK JOORRRR cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:09pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


If you see the video wey I make dis morning?
Hmmmmmmmm!!!
My family members wey I send still dey "fast and pray" on my behalf!


cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

It sure got "HOT" in here!
So glad TP was not within my reach!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
EBENEBEEEE!!!! grin

E for catch fish tayaaaaaaa ke! wink
Chai! See as she dey plan to knack me. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2015
bestestgirl:
CHAI!!!! After suffering through this epistle, I was adequately rewarded by Kanwuliajara and truckpusher! this is the most thoroughly derailed and entertaining thread I have seen in a while.
Truckpusher shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Kanwulia grin grin kiss kiss kiss love how you just keep it real every single time. wish I had your courage and boldness to just give societal and religious expectations, the middle finger
What I do ? cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 5:17pm On Sep 08, 2015
Chillisauce:


Adowa ....means big underwear grin


cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

The "adowa" BIIIIIIIIG nor be small ooooooh!!!! cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 5:19pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Chai! See as she dey plan to knack me. grin

Hmmmmmm!!!! Diarrrrrris Godiiiiiioh!!! cheesy
Ya NL galfrens go killy ya I swia!!!!

Oya! Kontinu!!!! grin

I "kon" feel the DAGGERS!!!!! grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 5:21pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
What I do ? cheesy

You were causing excessive "wetness" in the "female lower regions"! cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:23pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmmmm!!!! Diarrrrrris Godiiiiiioh!!! cheesy
Ya NL galfrens go killy ya I swia!!!!

Oya! Kontinu!!!! grin

I "kon" feel the DAGGERS!!!!! grin
I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody. grin cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 5:24pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody. grin cheesy

H-OLIVER
H-OLIVER
H-OLIVER
TWISSSSSSTED!!!! cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:24pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


You were causing excessive "wetness" in the "female lower regions"! cheesy
Of course it is normal eh.

What shall it profit a man to have too many ladies around and he can't make them wet their panties?
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 5:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Of course it is normal eh.

What shall it profit a man to have too many ladies around and he can't make them wet their panties?

What phase of "MARRIAGE" are we on again? wink
Mo ti gba gbe ooooooh!!!! cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:28pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


H-OLIVER
H-OLIVER
H-OLIVER
TWISSSSSSTED!!!! cheesy
Ha! If you no ask for more this nwa baby them go dey call you indomie noddles. cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 5:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


What phase of "MARRIAGE" are we on again? wink
Mo ti gba gbe ooooooh!!!! cheesy
We are on the fuccking phase.

Are you horrny again? Ama help ya , just to lick it with ice cream - I won't put my pipi. cheesy

But I ain't paying for it - I love Oshofree things. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 5:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
KanwuliaJara:

When I am ready for another BAN, I will post it ke! grin
Make we make am a "special TEHN" project.
When una donate common $5K for my account, we are in business!!!! cool


Ok! No need to argue with you!
I nor be hustler o!
This is pure entertainment!
From men I have known for over 20 years!
I don't do new partners!

Omo! Tax free money from this dude don reach $70,000 o! grin

Na who wan join una h-opinion nyansh for free with broke-arse-gossiping shemaluuuus of NL!shocked

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! cry

Loool. Why all the stories, Texas Orchard? grin

I always thought you never gave a fvck but right now, you're acting like you do give a fvck. grin grin

Ain't no one banning you for posting a picture of ya mammary glands in a bra...you're just making excuses.

Just post the picture and let's see ya selling point and money maker. grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 6:11pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
What I do ? cheesy
as u dey push that ur truck, I been dey think say u neva spoil. You see wetin kanwulia talk? She say you lucky say she no catch u this morning, u for 'catch fish taya'
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:19pm On Sep 08, 2015
bestestgirl:
as u dey push that ur truck, I been dey think say u neva spoil. You see wetin kanwulia talk? She say you lucky say she no catch u this morning, u for 'catch fish taya'
I no spoil at all.

My name na Innocent Ebide Adebowale ibn Hassan Falahad. cheesy

The honorable Truckpusher without border. grin

We push everything pushable - You get load? cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 6:21pm On Sep 08, 2015
Lmao. Stages of marriage indeed.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:22pm On Sep 08, 2015
softysparky:
Lmao. Stages of marriage indeed.
You again? How ya toto na? angry
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 6:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
Hmmmmmmmmmm, callotti iyaf spoilt me ooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked my eyes eeeeee shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Tashaamania(f): 6:27pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
We are on the fuccking phase.

Are you horrny again? Ama help ya , just to lick it with ice cream - I won't put my pipi. cheesy

But I ain't paying for it - I love Oshofree things. grin
Chaii cry cry grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
Tashaamania:

Chaii cry cry grin
What? shocked

Can't a man say whatever he wants and be free from his women? undecided

KanwuliaJara, you see why I love you?

These girls don't get it - Man shall not live by bread alone.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by kaboninc(m): 6:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
Hmmmm....

HIF YOU HER NOT ready for THE HHEAT, please GERRRRHOOUTT


KanwuliaJara, them don come ohhhh.......
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by kaboninc(m): 6:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
What? shocked

Can't a man say whatever he wants and be free from his women? undecided

KanwuliaJara, you see why I love you?

These girls don't get it - Man shall not live by bread alone.


Leavveee them....dey form WHOLY WHOLYYY
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 6:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
You again? How ya toto na? angry
Amu gonna slap the hell out of you.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by kaboninc(m): 6:33pm On Sep 08, 2015
bestestgirl:
as u dey push that ur truck, I been dey think say u neva spoil. You see wetin kanwulia talk? She say you lucky say she no catch u this morning, u for 'catch fish taya'

You lucky GAN say TruckPusher never LOCATE YA HAUS....else him go come dey PARK DURTY from yar KICSHEN! cheesy cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:34pm On Sep 08, 2015
kaboninc:


Leavveee them....dey form WHOLY WHOLYYY
No mind them , if you carry them enter room now - Na so dem go wan cut your peniss with their teeth wey be like vampire grin

Woe betides you if you say you no do again. cheesy
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
softysparky:

Amu gonna slap the hell out of you.
amu and otu gonna splash you with cum. angry
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:37pm On Sep 08, 2015
kaboninc:


You lucky GAN say TruckPusher never LOCATE YA HAUS....else him go come dey PARK DURTY from yar KICSHEN! cheesy cheesy
Her kishen fine well well?

I no dey pack dirty for kitchen wey den dun cut the clitblind commot oh. grin

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