KanwuliaJara:
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attack ke hian!! I feel honored to think you'd take a simple joke as an attack. in fact I'm flattered apologies if you took offence; I was of the opinion that we were both joking. accept my heartfelt apologies .

Nmeri17:
attack ke hian!! I feel honored to think you'd take a simple joke as an attack. in fact I'm flattered apologies if you took offence; I was of the opinion that we were both joking. accept my heartfelt apologies .

Apologies accepted!
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Sorry for lashing out!

KanwuliaJara dey here , I come dey find her for under my duvet?

Truckpusher:
KanwuliaJara dey here , I come dey find her for under my duvet?

Ahem! Beta pikin!!!!
Welcome jare!

KanwuliaJara:


Ahem! Beta pikin!!!!
Welcome jare!

Na who dey make our only Kanwu vex?

Show me the marafucker make I use him head play futuball.

I love every bit of this thread. Very entertaining and educative at the same time. You're doing a good job KanwuliaJara. keep it up.


Most people (in naija)., doesn't even know that such things exist in life, not to talk of experiencing it.

But I sure will.

Truckpusher:
Na who dey make our only Kanwu vex?

Show me the marafucker make I use him head play futuball.

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No more fighting!

This must be a happy thread. Amen.

bikerboy1:
I love every bit of this thread. Very entertaining and educative at the same time. You're doing a good job KanwuliaJara. keep it up.


Most people (in naija)., doesn't even know that such things exist in life, not to talk of experiencing it.

But I sure will.

Thank you jare!
Shiaaaaarrrrring is Kiaaaaarrrrring!

KanwuliaJara:


Nor be dis NNSHIMMERI?
Mtcheeeeeeew!
Begin carry FAMILY XMAS PISSSHURE OF 1950 dey disturb my vision for hia!

Verrrry annnnoying!!!!

Forget the small boy jare.

How market? One smally wan tear my cloth yesterday no be small thing o.

Na so me sef shange am for am.

Truckpusher:
Forget the small boy jare.

How market? One smally wan tear my cloth yesterday no be small thing o.

Na so me sef shange am for am.

Dem go tia ya cloth taya for disi NL ke!
You lef NL vajins dey gif OL woman attenshun for NL!
Dem go "barber" all the "afro" wey dey ya body I swia!!!!

Na today?
Muchechecheche

Pesin go dey try to "shed" agbero skin for ol age, some pipo no go gree o!

Market is goooood!!!!
I don take off ONE WHOLE EXTRA WEEK FROM WORK to "nurse" my "injuries" inflicted by that dude for 4 NIGHTS STRAIGHT!

Shegey!!!

No work till September 20!!!! Amen!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Pesin go dey try to "shed" agbero skin for ol age, some pipo no go gree o!

Market is goooood!!!!
I don take off ONE WHOLE EXTRA WEEK FROM WORK to "nurse" my "injuries" inflicted by that dude for 4 NIGHTS STRAIGHT!

Shegey!!!

No work till September 20!!!! Amen!!!!!

Comot joor! Na you dun injure that guy.
When madam go touch am him go shout Kai! I had a rough day in the office.
Na peeps like us wey dey take am like army work Na him go fit injure old timer like you.

Truckpusher:
Comot joor! Na you dun injure that guy.
When madam go touch am him go shout Kai! I had a rough day in the office.
Na peeps like us wey dey take am like army work Na him go fit injure old timer like you.

Hahahahahaha!!!!
Na waya ooooooooh!!!
Life is sweeeeet, I telly ya.
The GAMES we PLAY!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Dem go tia ya cloth taya for disi NL ke!
You lef NL vajins dey gif OL woman attenshun for NL!
Dem do "barber" all the "afro" wey dey ya body I swia!!!!

Na today?
Muchechecheche

Pesin go dey try to "shed" agbero skin for ol age, some pipo no go gree o!

Market is goooood!!!!
I don take off ONE WHOLE EXTRA WEEK FROM WORK to "nurse" my "injuries" inflicted by that dude for 4 NIGHTS STRAIGHT!

Shegey!!!

No work till September 20!!!! Amen!!!!!

I like them tested and trusted.

Old and reliable .

KanwuliaJara:


Hahahahahaha!!!!
Na waya ooooooooh!!!
Life is sweeeeet, I telly ya.
The GAMES we PLAY!!!!

I dey tell you.
Make me sef go look for who to injure this night , this Yeye rainfall dun scatter my dada.

Missgray, come and do ya job before I declare the floor open and vacant.

Truckpusher:
I like them tested and trusted.

Old and reliable .

Boboooooo you too hotttttiooooo!!!
1000 WATTTTS!!! Chai!!!!!
Hmmmmmmm!!!!
Okaaaaaaaaay!!!!

* still in toasting mode. . . Clearing the coast *

KanwuliaJara:


Hmmmmmmm!!!!
Okaaaaaaaaay!!!!

* still in toasting mode. . . Clearing the coast *

Ha! I think say I dun toast you finish nau?

You wan behave like those NL Oshofree Virgin o.
You go send dem pm taya dem no go reply but when their yeye boyfriend run leave them only dem go begin send you pm.

Truckpusher:
Ha! I think say I dun toast you finish nau?

You wan behave like those NL Oshofree Virgin o.
You go send dem pm taya dem no go reply but when their yeye boyfriend run leave them only dem go begin send you pm.

Haba!
We just dey start o!
Na woman time to make nyanga tolotolo o.
Once you pull "cloth", na game ova ke!

KanwuliaJara:


Haba!
We just dey start o!

Me dun dey count my blessings o.

I'm an African and I hate a wasted journey - Wole Soyinka in Telephone conversation.

Truckpusher:
Me dun dey count my blessings o.

I'm an African and I hate a wasted journey - Wole Soyinka in Telephone conversation.

Wasted journey ke?
No hurry in life!

KanwuliaJara:


Haba!
We just dey start o!
Na woman time to make nyanga tolotolo o.
Once you pull "cloth", na game ova ke!

Me no dey chop run away o , just in case the place hungry me again make I for get easy access .

You have no idea how awkward it is to be lonely when your ex is just next door.

Truckpusher:
Me no dey chop run away o , just in case the place hungry me again make I for get easy access .

You have no idea how awkward it is to be lonely when your ex is just next door.

Hahahaha
Okayyyyy!!!
Pick the place, and time!

TP and KJ!!!!
Ebenebeeeee!!!!
I want to send you a "video"!

Are we still on the same thread?
TP! Tay tay tay tay take time o.
I don li li li li like it o!

* in stuttering mode *

Pheeeeeeeeew!!!

Excursion #1.

Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Make una see "toilet" ooooooooh!!!!

Weeping PROFUSELY for Nigerians and NIGERIA!!!!

vacant ke? You wey dey recruit new workers everyday I hear say people wey resign still dey come work sef I bet you have met the female version of you

Truckpusher:
I dey tell you.
Make me sef go look for who to injure this night , this Yeye rainfall dun scatter my dada.

Missgray, come and do ya job before I declare the floor open and vacant.

KanwuliaJara:


I am so sorrrrrry o!
I have to share what my eyes saw in FELLOW THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES!

Chaiiiiiiii !!!!!!!

See TOURISM in Cozumel, MEXICO?

Mehnn this is everything!!
I like, I like..
Omo seee grooveeeee

Beautiful Jamaica!!!!

Nature in Jamaica.
Driving around St. James and Hanover with the tour-guide.

Simply beautiful and peaceful!

Except for the mosquitoes, all was well.

The excursion to Montego Bay, Jamaica was sooooo serene.

One of my aunts was sooooooo dying to call home.
The tour guide allowed her to use his phone to call her husband.

Nice of him.

The best Jamaican souvenir!

We beat her to it!

Those toilets are so clean, wow. Sidon do shot put for Nigeria toilet at your own perils. Dem still dey pissari for road side.
Lovely place, thanks for sharing.

Thank you my pipo!