Talk of mooches.

One of those excursions cost like 100dollars or more. You supplied for them on all three islands.

Wetin be their plan for the vacation before? Just to take a cruise and go sit by the beach?

That's not fair.

KanwuliaJara:


You are right! But I WAS THE ONLY FUN PERSON ON THE CRUISE!
Na me supply the excursions on the 3 Islands!
Na me supply all the gist to make them laff!
Na me supply the PONNNO wey we watch!
Na me buy the Internet service wey dem take dey text and skype.


All they could gist me na how my MAMA beat them too much when dem small!
I told them to count their blessings and gave them a lil' dose of what my mom used MY OWN EYES TO SEE!
Dem shut up fiaaaaaam!!!!

cococandy:
Talk of mooches.

One of those excursions cost like 100dollars or more. You supplied for them on all three islands.

Wetin be their plan for the vacation before? Just to take a cruise and go sit by the beach?

That's not fair.

The excursions cost me $700 more!
Shior!

KanwuliaJara:




The excursions cost me $700 more!
Shior!

I wouldn't do it if I were you.

Well like you said, no more.

No wonder that one wants to go to Dubai with you

cococandy:

I wouldn't do it if I were you.

Well like you said, no more.

If I nor do am, dem go take JOLOSI gossip me die for room while only me go on the excursions. I sabi dem well-well. For safety reasons, it was best to stick together, since na first cruise for all and NO WALKIE-TALKIE.

So we could make this trip, I contributed $1500 dollars.

The whole trip was about $3000 for ALL 3.
I don't regret it because I could afford it.
Besides, dem be TYPICAL NAIJA married women with HUSBAND ISSUES, who never take vacations ALONE! Verrrrrry TIMID!!!

I thought I'd give dem a treat!


But! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

Phema:
Honestly, this kind of group thing will be more interesting when everyone has a cabin to herself. That way, no one invades another's privacy and you only get together when it is convenient for everyone.

Lol@one saying she will join you to Dubai.

I don learn my lesson!
I am not a "group" person!
I have no business with people in groups!!!
Shikens!!!!

NEVER-NEVER!!!!

cococandy:

I wouldn't do it if I were you.

Well like you said, no more.

No wonder that one wants to go to Dubai with you

I don tell HO-HA! We fit jam for dia!
We can NEVER STAY IN THE SAME BUILDING PERIOD!

See their plan?
Hahahaha
Marriage go make you drink if be CATHOLIC I swia!!!!

1. Smuggling BOOZE in CAPRI SONNE sachets from port to ship!
2. Spending time at ALL BARS!!!!

They were hilarious!!!!
Love them to death!
Dem nor sabi do "runzzzz" like moi, so boozing is allowed.

Sointin musto Killy man abi?

KanwuliaJara:


I don tell HO-HA! We fit jam for dia!
We can NEVER STAY IN THE SAME BUILDING PERIOD!

See their plan?

1. Smuggling BOOZE in CAPRI SONNE sachets from port to ship!
2. Spending time at ALL BARS!!!!

Why smuggling booze?
In caprisonne pack for that matter.
I can't deal.
Did they use a tiny funnel to transfer the drinks into those packs.

I can see why you were pissed.

They could have bought an all inclusive cruise package so they will be sure their drinks on the ship is guaranteed.


Gosh kanwulia these your pics are bringing back pleasant memories for me.

Sister AJ, na only you waka come?

See as you just dey enjoy

Make awon e-enemies quench

cococandy:


Why smuggling booze?
In caprisonne pack for that matter.
I can't deal.
Did they use a tiny funnel to transfer the drinks into those packs.

I can see why you were pissed.

They could have bought an all inclusive cruise package so they will be sure their drinks on the ship is guaranteed.


Gosh kanwulia these your pics are bringing back pleasant memories for me.

Even funnels dem get o!
Dem buy booze for customs, the drink on the ship are VERY EXPENSIVE. So "they" had to improvise!

Thank awa ancestors, DEM DONE STOP SMOKING TEY TEY!!!! Na TOBACCO AND IGBO for full dem bag!

Muchechecheche!!!!



You are not allowed to bring booze on the ship, only one bottle for each person. All the booze we carried PLUS MY OWN finish in 24 hours!

Na CIROC full those Capri Sonne satchets o!
When we reach every port, them refill them again!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Even funnels dem get o!
You are not allowed to bring booze on the ship, only one bottle for each person. All the booze we carried PLUS MY OWN finish in 24 hours!

Na CIROC full those Capri Sonne satchets o!
When we reach every port, them refill them again!!!!

Yea I know one's not allowed to bring booze on the ship.
We just bought from the ship once we boarded.

Haha these ladies funny. Ciroc in caprisonne sachet. Lol

cococandy:

Yea I know one's not allowed to bring booze on the ship.
We just bought from the ship once we boarded.

Haha these ladies funny. Ciroc in caprisonne sachet. Lol

My eye see sointin for dis cruise o!
No "BBD" on the ship o!
The ladies na WAH-WAH!
After all the drinking, one begin dey "sway" and "slur"!
She begin waka "SIDEWAYS" dey "dim eyes"!

Shuuuuuoooooooo?
I tell am, she begin dey vess AND SHOOOOOUT!!!
I run lef dem o!

She shout tell me say : "NO BE LEG DEM DEY TAKE DRINK, NA MOUTH"!

Hiaaaaaahn!!!!!

Ship drink dey more expensive, but original!
The "cheap booze" but on the Island, na SO-SO wota-wota full am!!!

I'd like to try this drink.

The name alone

KanwuliaJara:


My eye see sointin for dis cruise o!
No "BBD" on the ship o!
The ladies na WAH-WAH!
After all the drinking, one begin dey "sway" and "slur"!
She begin wake "SIDEWAYS" dey "dim eyes"!

Shuuuuuoooooooo?
I tell am, she begin dey vess AND SHOOOOOUT!!!
I run lef dem o!

She shout tell me say : "NO BE LEG DEM DEY TAKE DRINK, NA MOUTH"!

Hiaaaaaahn!!!!!

Ship drink dey more expensive, but original!
The "cheap booze" but on the Island, na SO-SO wota-wota full am!!!

cococandy:
I'd like to try this drink.

The name alone

All the WHITE WOMEN on the ship made their husbands BUY AT LEAST 3!
It is only sold in the GRAND CAYMAN!
We overheard the husbands grumbling in line, waiting to pick them up!
Na Caribbean RUM!

KanwuliaJara:
.....

wetinq be that one dem use cello-tep cover what kind of anonymity and hoarding of identity is this??

KanwuliaJara:

She shout tell me say : "NO BE LEG DEM DEY TAKE DRINK, NA MOUTH"!
Hiaaaaaahn!!!!!

this line is a killer muhahahaha

Nmeri17:
this line is a killer muhahahaha

I remove shoes RRRRRRUN lef am o!!!
Before she begin remove cloth!

jaybee3:
Sister AJ, na only you waka come?

See as you just dey enjoy

Make awon e-enemies quench

My dia! Nor be small h-enjoyment ooooooh!
I smell "dead bodies"!
Nor be only me waka come o!
Na only me get time and h-energy to SHIA!

KanwuliaJara:




The excursions cost me $700 more!
Shior!

AJ this is quite a good deal considering its for 3 people. . How many excursions? I and mine did 2 excursions in 2013 for about $350. It was so so fun I had to buy a third one for about $270 (for 2) on the 3rd day.

KanwuliaJara:
My GREATEST DELIGHT?
Meeting our HANDSOME cruise-director!
Malcolm WOO-HOO-BURN!!!!!

Yep! Your guess is as good as mine!!!!
My delightful gay brodas NOR DEY DISAPPOINT O!
This wan NIKA tia for dance floor!

He kukuma remove the NIKA, show us im dross!
(A different guy o! Not the cruise-director) Hiaaaahn!

@Emboldened , , Kanwulia oooo .
Truth be told, dude is smoking hot biko. If i were single or in an open marriage and jam him,

ifyalways:
AJ this is quite a good deal considering its for 3 people. . How many excursions? I and mine did 2 excursions in 2013 for about $350. It was so so fun I had to buy a third one for about $270 (for 2) on the 3rd day.

Where are the pictures kwanu?

Cococandy, you too.

ifyalways:

@Emboldened , , Kanwulia oooo .
Truth be told, dude is smoking hot biko. If i were single or in an open marriage and jam him,

Nne! The videos and pics do not do him justice ooooooh!!!!

The man TAAAAALLLL AND FIIIIIIINEEEEE DIEEEEEEE!!!
Come see as im dey waka?

300% SWAG PLUS JARA!!!
Na so-so kiss im dey blow gif us o!
Handsome to HELL and BACK!!!!!
Verrrrrrrrry TAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Nne! The videos and pics do not do him justice ooooooh!!!!

The man TAAAAALLLL AND FIIIIIIINEEEEE DIEEEEEEE!!!
Come see as im dey waka?

300% SWAG PLUS JARA!!!
Na so-so kiss im dey blow gif us o!
Handsome to HELL and BACK!!!!!
Verrrrrrrrry TAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

I no go mind if you pack me inside your luggage next time you go on these trips. Make me sef enjoy small na

# make i pick race sharpish before she whips me back to reality

ifyalways:
AJ this is quite a good deal considering its for 3 people. . How many excursions? I and mine did 2 excursions in 2013 for about $350. It was so so fun I had to buy a third one for about $270 (for 2) on the 3rd day.

3 excursions for 3 people!

You paid $620 for 2.
I paid $650 for 3.

Well, my excursions were on the low activity side.
Did you do zip-lining or air balloon rides?

jaybee3:


I no go mind if you pack me inside your luggage next time you go on these trips. Make me sef enjoy small na

# make i pick race sharpish before she whips me back to reality

You are invited ANYTIME jor!
If your wife go release ya from ya "duties"!
You know I loooooove to hang out with married men!

Single dudes na UNLIMITED LIABILITY!!!
Sheeeeeesh!!!
Nothing to offer but GOSSIPING LIKE TEENAGE MUGUS!

The Carnival peeps sent me a survey to fill.
I finish dem with POOR RATINGS only because of their useLEEEEEESSS INTERNET SERVICE!

Thieves!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


You are invited ANYTIME jor!
If your wife go release ya from ya "duties"!
You know I loooooove to hang out with married men!

Single dudes na UNLIMITED LIABILITY!!!
Sheeeeeesh!!!
Nothing to offer but GOSSIPING LIKE TEENAGE MUGUS!

Yippeeeeee
Make i begin dance shoki

My wife no fit tie me down na cos me sef no dey tie her down

You are bang on point about gossiping being closely affiliated with teenage mugus

Phema:


Where are the pictures kwanu?

Cococandy, you too.

Too MANY O!
Where I wan start?

jaybee3:

Yippeeeeee
Make i begin dance shoki

My wife no fit tie me down na cos me sef no dey tie her down

You are bang on point about gossiping being closely affiliated with teenage mugus

Deal!
I go invite you next time.
I don't want prisoners of matrimony or perpetual singledom in my party!
Make dem nor bring their "God" and "Allah" to disturb pesin!
Shior!

KanwuliaJara:

Too MANY O!
Where I wan start?

Na Ify and Coco i be dey tell jor.

I dey feel your pics.

Nmeri17:
wetinq be that one dem use cello-tep cover what kind of anonymity and hoarding of identity is this??

Na dat wan dey pain ya?
You be kidnapper?

KanwuliaJara:

Deal! grin
I go invite you next time.
I don't want prisoners of matrimony or perpetual singledom in my party!
Make dem nor bring their "God" and "Allah" to disturb pesin!
Shior! grin

Yesooooo

She sef no go dia try am

Phema:


Na Ify and Coco i be dey tell jor.

I dey feel your pics.

Grand Cayman!



Ok!
I gat soooooo many!

jaybee3:


Yesooooo

She sef no go dia try am

Good!
The next cruise in in ONE year! Get ready!
It will be from EUROPE!

Allure of the Seas by Royal Caribbean Cruises!!!!

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