Ilekeh:



Let me iterate for your sake:



It looks like I'm talking to another illiterate ibo youth.

hahn:


What war?

pimpchi:

Thunder fire your left nyash.

betty202020:
do they eat ofe nmanu too? i hope they are carnnibals, ooni/oba families understands what i mean!

Brugge:


You my friend for falling into the 'e-tribal war' circus, I recommend you get laid ASAP, it helps a lot in dealing with trolls.

hahn:


What war?

Brugge:


you my dear for falling into the temptation of e-tribal war, I recommend you look for a strong nice guy around and get laid ASAP before you loss your mind, your vibrator isn't doing a good job.

Brugge:


you my dear for falling into the temptation of e-tribal war, I recommend you look for a strong nice guy around and get laid ASAP before you loss your mind, your vibrator isn't doing a good job.

manchy7531:



This is how you invite unwanted guest to your thread and when they start you start crying

BTW, I once heard of a people who chase rat when they house is burning.


Your cities and towns are begging for attention, yet you want to build one in far away land. I hope you guys dont cry when igbos say Lagos is a no mans land and also dont threaten to size their property when they leave for biafra unless you are ready to forfeit your village and other properties all round the world too. I hope you dont intend to build a slum there too

Brugge:


you my friend for being so angry with any justifiable reason, you need to get laid asap. If you have a gf then you have to outsource that part of her job or let her step up her game. It seems you are not getting laid enough. So you my friend leave you key board and go get laid like right now.

Ilekeh:


Got laid last night, will get laid once I leave work. Thanks for the suggestion. Sex is invigorating.

Bobbystanley:
World Dirtiest people.

Yoruba

all4naija:
Please, they shouldn't let it spread because we need to move forward further than the small village. I will be visiting there when I can.

Ilekeh:


war between humanity and demonic mentality of enslaving ones own specie to build a nation.

Rotimi47:


Igbo land need more attention than that of the Yorubas as anybody that have been or lived in both at one time or the other can testify to this. I have been all over Nigeria and loved among people of different tribes but Igbos are wash! Erosion ravaged people, development at a Pace years behind that of the Yorubas.

Brugge:


you my friend it is not amazing how we can easily pick out our like in a faceless forum like NL?

Ilekeh:


If no one knows, then how did the OP know?

I get it, being igbo, you weren't too happy to hear that Yoruba is celebrated globally. So you decided to post with multiple IDs to reflect your inferiority complex.

itsIYKE:
shaa true....but most yoruba pple I ve dealt wit exibited dat trait...

Brugge:

You my friend you need to get laid asap before you loos your mind.

lawanson44:


And if know one knew about the one i posted, how did I know? Inferiority complex my foot! I just wanted to bring it to your notice that we Igbos do not make noise about trivial things

Brugge:

You my friend you need to get laid asap before you loos your mind.

lawanson44:


LWKMD!

Funny enough, Yesterday, a cute calabar lady who works on the second floor of the plaza where i run my business who has been paying constant visits to my office for over a week just for me to keep her company complained that her madam called her to tell her a client was coming to pick up some goods from her shop by 7 am today so she needs to be in their shop by 6:30 am. She was staying in Keffi which is about 25km from Abuja and from all indications, she was not going to make it to the office by then. She complained and asked me if i knew anyone whom she could put up with in the Abuja metropolis just to make an early start and i said NO. As she made to walk out of my office, i called her back and suggested she passed the night in my place since i live in Garki and she obliged.

We got home by 7pm...i prepared some pasta with the chicken stew in my fridge while she snugged under my duvet with the AC on while watching some Telemundo.

Fast foward to about 3 am, it started raining heavily and there was a power-cut and i had to go make sure my kitchen windows were closed properly and went back to the bed and she woke up and in a reflex turned to face me and we cuddled instantly.

Could have been the sound of the rain coupled with the warmth which she confirmed my body had coupled with the way i was teasing her hair and ear-lobes plus the hard-on on my crouch that instantly put her in the mood and before we knew it, my boxers and my satin pyjamas which i offered her to wear were already on the floor with us smooching like tigers on heat and we gave each other the hottest and intense banging we both can never forget.

So you see son, i get laid whenever i want and without even planning it while perhaps last night while i was at it, you were in the bathroom jerking off with a Lux soap at hand while fantasizing about Cossy's booobs!

Bobbystanley:


Come So I can lay you