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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:48am On Sep 17, 2015

Nah. i assure dat u can.

2dice:
gimme Black and Beautiful...
Am Good to go..
Ehn eehn... I no fit introduce you to my wife be that

bt i sincerely advice u nt to if 1. u or ur wife or both are loaded and 2. if ur wife is d type dt likes young bloods nd dic*ks

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 9:22am On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
Nah. i assure dat u can.

bt i sincerely advice u nt to if 1. u or ur wife or both are loaded and 2. if ur wife is d type dt likes young bloods nd dic*ks

show me any girl tha don't like D*cks ...and I will show u chorister Singing chrismas carol in de Mosque grin

My future wife i mean.. grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:36am On Sep 17, 2015

2dice:
show me any girl tha don't like D*cks ...and I will show u chorister Singing chrismas carol in de Mosque
My future wife i mean..

i mean ur future wife stil wantin young dudes dic*ks wen u must hv married her nd nt an unmarried girl. anyway i knw unmarried girls who doesnt like dic*ks. my both elder sis wen they were nt married.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:43am On Sep 17, 2015*

Angelmarve / softapples /sweetorgasm/loveren/ kingsamuria / whitewitch. One would think you will be more concerned about scoring above 180 in your upcoming JAMB exam, but from the looks of things, its quite obvious the you're gonna be a collosal failure again next year.
I hope you've started adjusting to life as an under-acheiver.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 10:39am On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
i mean ur future wife stil wantin young dudes dic*ks wen u must hv married her nd nt an unmarried girl. anyway i knw unmarried girls who doesnt like dic*ks. my both elder sis wen they were nt married.

either married or not.. They love it
Diss boy no korrupt me ...
Am a virgin
Lol ur sis's dey package for you

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 11:30am On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
Twaci or Aminat504? who re they? ohhh,..aminat,..she luks kul sha, a bonified fan of her boobs size. bt dnt worry abt them, my choice is mhizkel

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 11:32am On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
Lol. many wives ke. i am a single dude ok. no gf nt to talk of a wife. anyway am stil studyin d one dt gat my attention here on nairaland right frm inception, wen d time comes, mayb my status wud change. even she wont blive she is d one. she is MHIZKEL. bt for nw, am single lik a bird flyin in d sky.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mhizkel:

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:06pm On Sep 17, 2015

Yeah, seein dp for d first time some days back absolutely nd actually change my thought abt u.

Mhizkel:

U blive me?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2015

2dice:
either married or not.. They love it Diss boy no korrupt me ... Am a virgin Lol ur sis's dey package for you

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:58pm On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
Yeah, seein dp for d first time some days back absolutely nd actually change my thought abt u.

U blive me?

What thought?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Rapzino: 2:15pm On Sep 17, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bruh i'm so weak ahteyuu.

See me thinking very hot babes are crushing on me only for me to discover they have dicks.

I should have known,,girls don't easily display their green light in such a manner in which those impostors did.

Damn!

But why me? [/color]

na your greed cause am, instead of sharing some with ya bro here, lol just kidding. Mehn to think I sent that Pseudo Nneka a P.M sometime back. Arghhhh!!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Edipee(m): 2:40pm On Sep 17, 2015

funlord:

Check out the original facebook page of the lady the HE GOAT called nneka 123 was stealing pictures from!!!

https://m.facebook.com/wendy.c.manuels/photoset/pb.100003777454058.-2207520000.1440604548./?owner_id=100003777454058&back_uri=%2Fwendy.c.manuels

chai! thank God say I no de follow woman anyhow. One at a time is okay for me.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 17, 2015

Wow!

Now I've seen every!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:51pm On Sep 17, 2015

U been a "SMALL GIRL". wink

Mhizkel:
What thought?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 4:37pm On Sep 17, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
U been a "SMALL GIRL". wink

Mystage

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Slimzjoe(m): 4:55pm On Sep 17, 2015

After Weeks Without the Internet trying to Sort out My Life, I come back to the Funny News that Nneka Has been Busted By Detective Sinnzu Kingslayer and Funlord.... Mehn... I'm Speechless!! That Stewpeed Boy Completely Made Me believe He was a Female undecided

Thank God say I no Allow Ma 3rd Leg Control mua!!
Chai! Chai!! What Will People gain by Impersonation huh

That's the Gross Height of Malicious ****** angry

(Am Short of Words to use) Any way, I just want to thank Our Detectives for a Job Well done and I say more Grease to there Elbows. Keep Bursting this Idiats Bubbles! #Peace

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mhizkel:
Mystage

How come d "SMALL GIRL" stuff is stil fresh in ur memory?
dnt tel me u took it personal
IamQatarPlayboy

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Edipee(m): 6:05pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mznaett edima Ufan mmi, mmeneke mba ke nairaland mfin emi man mkpe sobo(chat) ye Afo, edi nkwe fi. Nkwe owo oro anamde esit enem mi. Sese nangha esit ama eyen awan emi eyin mi mmikwe. Oh koko mmi! Ima ima eyen awan, eyen eka isong Annang. Mbok duk di ke mmoyom fi.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mznaett: 7:08pm On Sep 17, 2015

Edipee:
Mznaett edima Ufan mmi, mmeneke mba ke nairaland mfin emi man mkpe sobo(chat) ye Afo, edi nkwe fi. Nkwe owo oro anamde esit enem mi. Sese nangha esit ama eyen awan emi eyin mi mmikwe. Oh koko mmi! Ima ima eyen awan, eyen eka isong Annang. Mbok duk di ke mmoyom fi.

Esit ima,,koko,,asian iden,,Nnighe mmi..Abasi ikpong adiongho na esit emi anamde mi idargha mi..mbok koko ku jad esit koro ami nke dadaya o cheesy

Ame dia mkpo Nnubi emi?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Edipee(m): 7:25pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mznaett:
Esit ima,,koko,,asian iden,,Nnighe mmi..Abasi ikpong adiongho na esit emi anamde mi idargha mi..mbok koko ku jad esit koro ami nke dadaya o

Ame dia mkpo Nnubi emi?

* takes a a bottle of cool water* my mind is now at rest now. I can't be angry with my belove. Yes, I'm in charge of the kitchen for now and I'ave judiciously taken care of myself. How are you my belove?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mznaett: 7:37pm On Sep 17, 2015

Edipee:
* takes a a bottle of cool water* my mind is now at rest now. I can't be angry with my belove. Yes, I'm in charge of the kitchen for now and I'ave judiciously taken care of myself. How are you my belove?

Woa! So happy you're in charge now..

My dear,,am tryna get over d event that took place today sad

that's why I had to take a nap this afternoon. That's to say am not feeling too strong now but with you chatting me up now ama get better grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Edipee(m): 7:49pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mznaett:
Woa! So happy you're in charge now..

My dear,,am tryna get over d event that took place today that's why I had to take a nap this afternoon. That's to say am not feeling too strong now but with you chatting me up now ama get better

I thought as much! What happened ?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mznaett: 7:59pm On Sep 17, 2015

Edipee:
I thought as much! What happened ?

I saw one rubbish green snake gosh..#startshivering

It was so scary...I just thank God for those guyz that came to my rescue immediately cuz I ensure everything on me was thrown away

U just need 2 see d way I was shouting JEEEESUS and it was as if d rubbish creature 'd catch up with me. I've promised never to take that way again o sad

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Edipee(m): 8:11pm On Sep 17, 2015

Mznaett:
I saw one rubbish green snake gosh..#startshivering

It was so scary...I just thank God for those guyz that came to my rescue immediately cuz I ensure everything on me was thrown away

U just need 2 see d way I was shouting JEEEESUS and it was as if d rubbish creature 'd catch up with me. I've promised never to take that way again o

I wanted to laugh but this is not funny. I can't imagine calling you and someone picks up the phone and tell me some stupid snake story. Gosh, God forbid! I can't handle such tragedy. I give all glory to the Almighty God that saved you. Please be very careful, I don't want to loose the soul that I love. I want to see you sound and healthy.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:19pm On Sep 17, 2015

Goodevening..how have you been?

danbrowndmf:
sassybae sup?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 17, 2015

Hehe enjoying where lol..good evening

QatarPlayboy:
Dats my niggah. nt just her bt every nairalanders.

i shal personally introduce my humble self to whoever i tink deserve knowing. bt u can introduce my moniker to any new female nairalander.

if i dont take care of her,..who will?

MY MONIKER SAYS IT ALL

sassybae i can see u hv been busy for days now enjoying urself here.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 8:28pm On Sep 17, 2015

cosmic22:
sorry dis comes late.... m good..how you doing also?

Oh, no PROBLEM.
I am well thank God.

How are you too?

Cherlene

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:31pm On Sep 17, 2015

Both

2dice:
sassybae na male or female?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Sep 17, 2015

TheMascot:
why don't we firz zit down and lemme buy yo a drink to cool your mind if not i might blow your mind with my already timed bomb of love display and affection..and sinz boat of us do not like d gbo gbo of bokoharam.....truzt me..you don't wanna ezperience too much love from me..

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:41pm On Sep 17, 2015

Yoruba keh undecided

MhizDeedy:
Lol y re u looking like those Yoruba girls on ur profile? same to u bae

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2015

Hey ggrin..how you?

ggrin:

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