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holacorp:
maybe the female folks should switch places with men and they ll know how 'easy' it is to know that u live all ur life for ur family and u ll be the one to most likely die first. Female folks do dat too oo.... those days. some do nowadays tho ... many ladies of nowadays care more about their hair money and bleaching dan to be as virtuous as portrayed by d op

Don't mind them all bro, if only they knew what it takes to be a man( build empire, provide, protect, fix, arrange and etc )Hahahahahahahahaha if only the can switch and be a man for sometime though some time females are on the grind but most of them got it OK.

See them lamenting because this thread is not "40 ways to keep your man".
Yeye.

@topic, hmm. It goes both ways OP. We both benefit from each other.

We appreciate the spirit in which this was written,but are there women who do all these by themselves especially at the bold.

What's the difference between them and single moms?

hYpErbOi:
MY WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do u do 4 a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Ur Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.

P: Who makes breakfast 4 ur family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P: At what time does ur wife wake up 4 making breakfast?
H: She wakes up @ around 5am because she cleans the house first b4 making breakfast.

P: How do ur kids go 2 school?
H: My wife takes them 2 school, because she doesn't work.

P: After taking ur kids 2 school, what does she do?
H: She goes 2 the market, then goes back home 4 cooking and laundry. u know she doesn't work.

P: In the evening, after u go back home from office, what do u do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due 2 all day's work.

P: What does ur wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals 4 me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.

***Whom do u think works more from the story above

The daily routines of ur wives commence from early morning 2 late night and u called that DOESN'T WORK?

Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!

Appreciate ur wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection 4 all of us 2 understand and appreciate each others roles.

***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted.

When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong 4 granted.

A very heart touching message by a
woman.

Someone asked her, Are u a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.

I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.

***What Do u Do All Day??

***Dedicated 2 all women***

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

Treat a Lady like a gem she had take you for a fool

IamLEGEND1:
we know ur type na:

the "dignified show-offs"....just putting it out there and waiting for the masses to vouch for you....

but even as e dey pain me to talk am...

you fine well-well...

So now that we've got that out of the way,let's get back to the size of ur head issue...

Don't flatter urself,if I had something to say about ur (non)weaves and head size before now...I would have said it. D

na only parents I dey gather tinz for mind for,so wen dem vex me one day....I go just explode...

but who knows,maybe one day you go reach that level too....

Aaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!....

she is concerned about my health.

bt don't worry tho', we dey go for monthly checkup....

actually I prefer RudeBouy...but i mean if goats are what you're into.......well


I can work with that too.

and I am the ozzband,so no matter the uselessness of mah post,you are obligated to respond.

are u insulting me or not just make up your mind, youre acting like you have bipolar disorder

'dont flatter yourself' thats about the most ironic statement in the world coming from you......

oh just go and sleep. stop embarrassing me publicly like this

MrsPhyno:
are u insulting me or not just make up your mind, youre acting like you have bipolar disorder

'dont flatter yourself' thats about the most ironic statement in the world coming from you......

oh just go and sleep. stop embarrassing me publicly like this

just STFU and accept the compliment....

you are never going to get another one,EVER!

If you knew me in person,you would want nothing more than to be seen in public with me..

IamLEGEND1:
just STFU and accept the compliment....

you are never going to get another one,EVER!

If you knew me in person,you would want nothing more than to be seen in public with me..

didn't you say on one thread like that that you're not mean to girls

it's alright I'm not a compliment who.re unlike some

okay.... as nice as that sounds you should know me better than that by now so....
honestly if not that this is a public forum ehn. And I'm a 'girl' so i'm not supposed to be uncouth.....