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Nihilist:
Yee!!!

As I raised my head to shout "shots f..." Dopejemi used stray bullet to scatter my femur...

Na to watch this one from inside sick bay.

Abeg doctor give me 2 drips.

No drip today, funlord victims don finish the drip. Abi u go take Zobo in drip form?

Nihilist:
Yee!!!

As I raised my head to shout "shots f..." Dopejemi used stray bullet to scatter my femur...

Na to watch this one from inside sick bay.

Abeg doctor give me 2 drips.

Werey, your mentions must be "Fights"

dopeJemi:
If they appreciate their under performing players, that's their business, we at united don't do crap

But you've been doing crap for like 3 seasons now.

afrodoc2:
No drip today, funlord victims don finish the drip. Abi u go take Zobo in drip form?

Choi...

Ok let me have some medicinal marijuana in that case.

Nihilist:
Choi...

Ok let me have some medicinal marijuana in that case.

I no get. go meet our in house Rasta man

hensben:
But you've been doing crap for like 3 seasons now.

3 seasons?

afrodoc2:
I no get. go meet our in house Rasta man

Guy which Kain clinic you dey run so?

Ok do you have any ethanol to...ahem...clean my wounds?

funlord:
You need to learn to SHUT THE _FUCK UP when you spit garbage and people call out your non existent attention span to the latest pile of cow dung you come to spill on here daily while claiming it to be punditry!

All these your pathetic delusions of grandeur about how much of a fan you are, how much of a brilliant dunce you are or how much of an old inbred fool you are, may matter to the earthworms that reside in front of the gutter opposite your crib but they do not matter one bit to any united brethren here okay! Gaddemit!

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

All this one Nyabinghi is wwriting na Epistle! *In Olamide's voice* Story for the gods. I was and still am a staunch Rooney supporter. U say Rooney ll step up wit time?? How long are we gonna wait for him to step up. He's a veteran in the team and our captain and there was no sort of motivation from him yesterday. He has been shite since he last scored against Villa at OT. Thats like 6,7 months ago o. Even Bastian has done a better job coming off the bench so far...


Abeg Rooney has lost it! No matter of grammar or insults u haul out will change that fact...

I have always known that Elampawa is a reasonable guy. He has decided to be quiet on Rooneys performance against southampton.

Someone ll come here and tell us Ozil, Sanchez, Hazard, Aguero and co are playing Shît. So therefore, its ok for Rooney to also play Shît.


And he says we re the ones not using our brains...

All these Rooney debates/talks madness wouldn't have sprung up if Moyes and Gaal had flushed out the fat ogre. Moyes had the chance to dash shekpe the móron but he refused. Then came the philosophical dingbat, Gaal, who flushed out Falcao and RVP and retained the fat bastard!! Fúck you Gaal, may Old Roger knock you senseless every night, anuofia!!

dopeJemi:
Nigga shut the fnck up if you've run outta lame excuses to back rooney, you are a nuisance to this board, and you are old enough to father a 15year old


If rooney is not the only one in poor form, what is our business with that? Are you a fool? We are talking about rooney's poor form this daft cu.nt is telling us he is not the only one in poor form, are their forms tied together? Are they the reason why rooney's form is poor? I ask you again, are you a fool? You are so bereft of common sense, one of many things you are bereft of


I'm expecting you to spill your usual jamaican bomboclaaart nonsense, old man acting like a possessed kid

your stupidity cant be measured, it is infinite, ayagayagayo product of inbreeding, i aint in your level, find your level warri criminal. Bleep off my back son of a LovePeddler. Madness is a dominant gene in your family tree.

a group of imbeciles dancing to the tune of their lord and saviour, i can take on the whole you bastards on nairaland.

nyabinghi:
a group of imbeciles dancing to the tune of their lord and saviour, i can take on the whole you bastards on nairaland.

the bloodklaats on united's thread. They reason in the same way, unipolar irritants.

The guy you fools call fat will bleep your mums at a snap of a finger with his 300k charlies a week. Get that into your thick skulls, bring it on. Lets turn this thread upside down, i am not elampiro i am my own man, mob killer, smellos back off or back out.

tell your mod of a friend to ban me as usual, i will hit all ya back when its concluded, scallywags, wannabes, scum and dingbats. How you dunderheads feel you can take me on, i am waiting for your usual one liners.

A reasonable fan would note that even though rooney was moved back into a no. 10 role
against southampton as martial took over
responsibilities in leading the line, the switch ignited some attacking flair from united but it did little to drum up any signs of life in rooney.

He had no shots, no chances created, no
crosses and had no fouls won! those are all the stats you don’t want in a no. 10 and a captain for that matter. Van Gaal has repeatedly spoken of his belief that rooney will come good, [so have I and many other united fans here! I have tried to defend him a few times to coogar who has been the only 1 to steadfastly say that rooney is "past it"] but patience must now be wearing thin even at old trafford. It’s now 11 league games without a goal, and just 8 shots on target during that run.

Van gaal tried him up front, and it did not work
because martial now offers a lot more, they tried him in midfield and it did not work because bastian schweinsteiger, morgan schneiderlin and michael carrick offer a lot more, they tried him at his favourite No. 10 position and it did not work because ander herrera or mata offers more. It is now time to see how things work with rooney on the BENCH? At the moment, he’s being carried in this united team based on status but he has still been our WORST player so far this season! This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Simple!

nyabinghi:
your stupidity cant be measured, it is infinite, ayagayagayo product of inbreeding, i aint in your level, find your level warri criminal. Bleep off my back son of a LovePeddler. Madness is a dominant gene in your family tree.

I'm glad you know you are not in my level, i'm not a further maths lesson teacher who gets paid 15k monthly, your certificate couldn't even get you a lecturing job in a university hence the lesson teaching job, when my brother gets to the level where he'll need to learn further maths, i'll employ your broke arse


Life must be really frustrating for you, I'd kill myself if I get paid peanuts after spending 4 to 6 years in a university, you are a big disgrace to OAU, since you can't put your brain to use, I'd advice you give it up for experiments


Try not to move your mouth or type when you think, felch... i'm sure you are suffering from bipolar disorder, cause no sane human on this board will quote himself and start conversing with himself, you be heavy Okpe

the paying fans dont even cry like this but some glory hunters are crying themselves to death while the fat boy picks his maximum wages, he didnt score or create chances wtf, it aint the first time, he isnt the gaffer, let your gaffer bench him, as good as xavi was he was benched and he was the captain, even iker casillas got benched, if your gaffer is himself let him bench him, the world wont end, terry is on the banch at chelsea, even gerrard was benched at liverpool, a brave gaffer should be able to wield the big stick.

dopeJemi:
I'm glad you know you are not in my level, i'm not a further maths lesson teacher who gets paid 15k monthly, your certificate couldn't even get you a lecturing job in a university hence the lesson teaching job, when my brother gets to the level where he'll need to learn further maths, i'll employ your broke arse


Life must be really frustrating for you, I'd kill myself if I get paid peanuts after spending 4 to 6 years in a university, you are a big disgrace to OAU, since you can't put your brain to use, I'd advice you give it up for experiments


Try not to move your mouth or type when you think, felch

you are a non entitiy, your brains are functional, i dont teach a tabula rasa like you, it is a sheer waste of time, i rather use it to play ping pong, ugly warri mofo wanna test me, i repeat i slay mobs inna al pacino style, bring it on.bastard

nyabinghi:
you are a non entitiy, your brains are functional, i dont teach a tabula rasa like you, it is a sheer waste of time, i rather use it to play ping pong, ugly warri mofo wanna test me, i repeat i slay mobs inna al pacino style, bring it on.bastard

If you like slay mobs inna al kungfu, ojuelegba style, na you sabi, But you teach pupils for a living, i'm glad you admitted that fact...

Wen u start conversing and quoting urself and bragging of how u slay mobs like its a lifetime achievement on a faceless forum, then u should know dat there is something mentally wrong somewhere!!

AdeLaNa1:
Wen u start conversing and quoting urself and bragging of how u slay mobs like its a lifetime achievement on a faceless forum, then u should know dat there is something mentally wrong somewhere!!

you are a fool who lacks comprehension, you need a head shrink. Post your opinion, let me do post mine. If you do that, i have no business with you, i dont know you and i dont wanna know ya.

dopeJemi:
If you like slay mobs inna al kungfu, ojuelegba style, na you sabi, But you teach pupils for a living, i'm glad you admitted that fact...

yes i teach further maths for a living, basic and advanced any problems with that, or did i beg you for bread, if not you deserve a drink of hypo mixed with 5M Tetraoxo sulphate v1 acid.

funlord:


Bros! Everybody sabi say I been get F9 for english waec! But no be only me IMPLICATE you oh? Even mr AFRODOC2 wey at least(abi na at less sef?) been get A1 for english sef don follow me corner your post oh!

And anyway from the small english wey I dey see people dey write for night school this your post... "with the exception of cantona, no marquee signing
has done utd good....
from porbosky-STAM-veron-di maria-falcao....." Come make am be like say you been include STAM name for your list of united disasters wey no DO GOOD oh! Abi this page na double? Check am oh? Lmfao!!!

u can be good on the pitch and still end up being a "mr no-good"
sorry I do mistake add -stam- join ni

help me remove stam from the list

So the rat eating yellow teeth grandpa is blaming Rooney's sh!t form on other player's form? So if Mr A does not have up to 1 million in his account it must be because Mr B doesn't hv also. And he is teaching kids with this quack thinking? So if Sanchez n Ozil r crap then Rooney hv the right to be crap too? Many are mad but few r on the streets naked n dirty. As cheap as common sense is, it's still expensive for some grannies. The fact is, Wayne Rooney has been sh!t for a long time now n when ever he starts delivering, I will sing his song but until then I won't keep a blind eye to his sh!tstorm. Later now the same chewing stick grandpa will come here n tell us that Rooney is better than Henry.

when a manchild talks you know, how do reckon with a child that fell from his mum's back as a kid, an old papa youngie forming teenager on nairaland, the blame is on cheap internet data, when father and child are parrots what do you expect, God never let me have a child like the one above as a kid, a child with signs of parkinson's disease and brain haemorrhage.

They sound like fools, stiff necked ones

. . .sigh. . .

AdeLaNa1:
Wen u start conversing and quoting urself and bragging of how u slay mobs like its a lifetime achievement on a faceless forum, then u should know dat there is something mentally wrong somewhere!!

Be very careful there....

Mob killer inna alpacino style!!! Egba mi o.

Nyabinghi ride on bro.

Jook their clarts.

Nihilist:
Be very careful there....

Mob killer inna alpacino style!!! Egba mi o.

Nyabinghi ride on bro.

Jook their clarts.

abi, dem wan fe tek we on, mi gwine salaad de whole ah dem, trust mi, kpooyaka fe dem brains all dem mummaklaats sons of a gun dem.