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AdeLaNa1:
Omo. Na so Nihilist sef talk say e graduate uni 10 yrs ago
10 yrs ago wey i just wan enter JS 2

*prostrating* Uncle Nihilist i hail o

adebayo201:
Lol Na wa oh. Proudly great Ife too.

Nihilist:
I said almost 10 years ago

I entered uni in 04 but got expelled for going clubbing. Then I started again in 05 and finished 08

funlord:


How dem go expel you for clubbing? When that itself na course for uni? Abi the vice chancellor/ rector was your father? You sure say no be "skull and bones levels" you dey try gloss over so? Lmfao!

Dadehmola:
Na Convenant University hin dey that year....

funlord:


How dem go expel you for clubbing? When that itself na course for uni? Abi the vice chancellor/ rector was your father? You sure say no be "skull and bones levels" you dey try gloss over so? Lmfao!

Nihilist:
Cultism?

Nah I attended covenant. There was one party at 1145 that year, and it seemed like half the school was going. So my roommate and I took exeat and went too.

Sadly enough I got bounced for turning up in pam slippers. I then spent the rest of the night smoking igbo and looking for mammy water at Kuramo.

When I got back to uni, my name was already on the kill list.

Someone had died at the party. Or coming back from the party. I don't remember now

Expelled for clubbing when I didnt even step foot in the place... The sheer injustice

funlord:
Ok! Seen!

funlord:



Choi? How sad! And those una _bitches been sabi donate oh! You missed the benefits of receiving 4 years of their massive charity! Such is life! Lol!

Nihilist:
I missed nothing. Girls in the UK are by far more charitable...and more beautiful too

funlord:




"Ryan giggs is eventually going to be a great
manager! He has intelligence, presence and
knowledge! "Giggs, paul scholes, eric cantona and Cristiano Ronaldo are the four truly world-class players i managed at United." Sir alex ferguson (the guardian )

www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/22/sir-alex-ferguson-earned-more-manchester-united-player

nyabinghi:
53 year old coogar the salesman ranting like a used bitch continue, how many goals has ur god depay scored, the rantings of a failed salesman

coogar:
you are a lunatic!
yet if you had made use of your reproductive organ by the time you were 21, you would have been a grandfather to any of us here. you are the oldest member of this section and you are also the most idiotic. it seems to me that your IQ is inversely proportional to your age. the older you grow, the dumber you have become.

depay as a winger has 3 goals in europe and one assist against southampton.
rooney as a striker hasn't scored an away league goal since last year december...
if you possess any common sense, you would be able to see the difference but you
don't even have a well-coordinated central nervous system.

sinizia:
Some people's lives must be a reproach to them. What else can explain someone old enough to be a grandpa waking up by 2am to rant and spit phelgm all over the thread in the name of debating over glaring issues that exposes his backwardness and brings to fore his innate bi-polar disorder? My condolence to the offline friends having to live with this humongous burden spitting fake Rastafarian language abi na speaking in tongues. SMH.

nyabinghi:
i cant be your grandfather, old papa youngie claiming teen, we know how old you are, you are a failed salesman and a cretin. Mendel's experiment has fully manifested in your life, insanity is a trait that has been passed on to your generation and i am sure your children will inherit the madness that is in you. You are a failed human sauron, God regretted creating. On the 8th day God regretted creating sauron the failed salesman. Rooney has scored 3 goals for United this season. He delivered some key passes and crosses wasted by depay and mata in some past matches. The chips in your brain are third generation chips, they are out of date and cant be replaced. You are a waste of sperm, bastard.

Leyqute:
This is an eyesore. Nyabinghi please save us some pages by contributing positively to the thread. 95% of the time you're here it's always to engage in e-wars.

If you'd typed in perfect fair grammar and good punctuation maybe the overall perception would be different.

Or are you also using an iPhone 6?

coogar:
and depay hasn't scored 3 goals for united this season?
if a winger has more productivity than a striker, what does that say about the striker?

rooney - 3 goals, 0 assist
depay - 3 goals, 3 assists.

do you know why your father abandoned you in an uncompleted building when you were 5? it was because he could no longer stand your stupidity and he had strong convictions that your mother spread her legs for another lunatic. till date, he's still not convinced you are one of his but he's too broke to afford a comprehensive DNA test. nyabingo, have you found your real biological father or you are still in self-denial that akanji the carpenter is your father?
the father of falsehood, i was still in secondary school in 1992 only a fool takes coogar's assertions serious, like poles repel in magnetism but on nairaland ashholes like coogar, starboard,parrotibaba, sinizia,dopejemi attract.
evidence shows you got admitted OAU into december 1992 at the age of 31.
simple arithmetic shows you are about 54 years of age. what can you actually say you have achieved in this life that makes sense. you could only graduate with a pass at OAU in the easiest engineering course in the school. you got kicked out of your postgraduate degree course for harassing a female student.....you then went on to borrow a graduation gown to deceive your neighbours. buhari should execute people like you.....you are a burden and a monumental liability to mother nigeria. you eat, drink, shyte in the land and yet contribute nothing to her development.

anuofia!

nyabinghi:
do the needful, take 3 spoonfuls of hypo, if you wanna correct punctuations get yourself a paid job if not scrap.

Leyqute:
This is an eyesore. Nyabinghi please save us some pages by contributing positively to the thread. 95% of the time you're here it's always to engage in e-wars.

If you'd typed in perfect fair grammar and good punctuation maybe the overall perception would be different.

Or are you also using an iPhone 6?

coogar:
and depay hasn't scored 3 goals for united this season?
if a winger has more productivity than a striker, what does that say about the striker?

rooney - 3 goals, 0 assist
depay - 3 goals, 3 assists.

do you know why your father abandoned you in an uncompleted building when you were 5? it was because he could no longer stand your stupidity and he had strong convictions that your mother spread her legs for another lunatic. till date, he's still not convinced you are one of his but he's too broke to afford a comprehensive DNA test. nyabingo, have you found your real biological father or you are still in self-denial that akanji the carpenter is your father? coogar are you high on a mad man's urine, you said i am 45, next 53, now 54, i expect you to say i am 76 next, You should do like barosun aole. take a piece of egg and commit suicide

not third class again, not masters from unilag again but oscotech, this guy is pathetic

evidence shows you got admitted OAU into december 1992 at the age of 31.
simple arithmetic shows you are about 54 years of age. what can you actually say you have achieved in this life that makes sense. you could only graduate with a pass at OAU in the easiest engineering course in the school. you got kicked out of your postgraduate degree course for harassing a female student.....you then went on to borrow a graduation gown to deceive your neighbours. buhari should execute people like you.....you are a burden and a monumental liability to mother nigeria. you eat, drink, shyte in the land and yet contribute nothing to her development.

anuofia!

coogar:
na transfer of aggression.....
his children are starting to question his paternity.
they are asking him to produce his father......they told him their school mates all
have living and known grandfathers and they have never seen theirs before.

nyabingho, where is your papa?
he didn't die in the biafran war or did he?

nyabinghi:
my papa is in mecca on pilgrmage, where is your own papa, he was burnt by an angry mob in ajegunle after he was caught raping a mad woman.

Leyqute:
I don't have the time for your shameless shenanigans and idiotic idiosyncrasies.

OK. Bye.

coogar:
person wey no fit afford rent go enter mecca? na yam?
be deceiving yourself....if your papa presents himself at the airport, he would
be removed immediately. people with ebola don't travel to mecca.

nyabingo...fess up, where is your real father? the carpenter on obayan street.