kramfonos:
To the dimwitted marsupial who keeps creating parodies (www.nairaland.com/thesonofmarrk and www.nairaland.com/thesonofmarrrk) of my moniker and using my pictures: Imposting my persona is quasi-impossible.
Admit it: You'd never string words as intelligently as I am known for whilst maintaining above-par articulation. Your depleted vocabulary stock isn't enough to reshuffle my cards. You'd never punctuate or spell correctly devoid of abbreviations. Your propensity to be grandiloquent would wane in minutes leaving you hollow in your default banality.
Everyone would recognize your pseudo-intelligence at the first read and smirk at your nadir-esque attempt.

You see why impersonating me is impossible? Create more parody accounts. Make me chuckle in fits at your shenanigans while you, unconsciously, propagate my superiority over you for not matching my typo-eloquence.

KelvinGraphics:

Please can i meet the great man behind this wonderful portifolios

JoeCutie:
Bítch better have my money!

MissMakas:
Bae! Who's bítch again?

JoeCutie:
Bítch better have my money!

prettythicksme:
Warris dis?

JoeCutie:
It is what it is.

Laveda:
Sinnzu please take me to kingdom of western Nigeria

Sinnzu:
I'll need permission from the Emperor Ade Ade Ade Musi..

Laveda:
that will take eternity

Sinnzu:

Okay lets go.. What car should we take? The Volkswagen Beetle or the Ferrari??

bqlekan:
Hello., where is this young lady self...

Alienstar

Which planet are you right now

Laveda:

One of Nigeria's presidential jet

AlienStar:
i just came back from Mars..... How u doing?

Sinnzu:
I can pull that off bby................... In 2035, when im president

Laveda:
But you said Buhari is your friend so easy access baby I can't wait till 2035

olajorn:
i go do my own sha....no school

Somebody is jealous,

Sinnzu:


Swty you know i have breakfast with the president every morning, he's more than just my friend .
Okay, i'll ask him, bubu can do anything for me

Laveda:
did you see bubu this morning?

SeverusSnape:

Sinnzu:
He went to new york . But i saw Emperor Musiwa of Western Nigeria

MrsPhyno:

Uncle
I'm no dey jealous people u know that already

What r u gonna do then if no school

prettythicksme:
So strong!!

olajorn:
i told you already....Sleep Sleep,i can Later do my homework

MrsPhyno:

Okay go sleep then
I can't even get up I'm tired I wanna skip class

bqlekan:

Huhuh.. I won't mind tagging along on your next visit.. well m doing good.. work? School?

Laveda:
And why is bubu touring everywhere you need to speak with him ASAP

Wanna visit Kingdom of Western Nigeria soon

Sinnzu:
He's going shopping dont you want the president to shop?

I'll take you there

KelvinGraphics:
Thanks bro. I appreciate...