My D.i.c.k Rises... - Romance

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My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 6:48pm On Sep 25, 2015

Unless she is not beautiful, the moment I stand to talk to any girl that is beautiful, I start to think of all what we could be and my d.ick rises....

What could be my problem? I don't have any bad intention tho

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by dharay99: 6:49pm On Sep 25, 2015

mtcheeeeew....

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by braine(m): 6:49pm On Sep 25, 2015

You need to get laid.

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Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by kingofpool: 6:52pm On Sep 25, 2015

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dis boy dey disgrace himself

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by 4stylz: 6:53pm On Sep 25, 2015

If you are in lagos; locate olosho joint at Allen "pekas"

Those girls will help you out

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 7:00pm On Sep 25, 2015

braine:
You need to get laid.

I don't have that intention

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 7:01pm On Sep 25, 2015

4stylz:
If you are in lagos; locate olosho joint at Allen "pekas"

Those girls will help you out

Its not that I cant get laid

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by braine(m): 7:02pm On Sep 25, 2015

topedo70:
I don't have that intention

Well, you are on your own then.

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 7:02pm On Sep 25, 2015

kingofpool:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dis boy dey disgrace himself

How?

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by kossyablaze(m): 7:03pm On Sep 25, 2015

OK ur conji level is high.... Step 1.Grind freshly imported Cameroon peppe. 2. Gently apply it on ur joystick. 3. Do it 3x daily... Morn, aft, nyt for 7days. 4. Thank me Later

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Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 7:04pm On Sep 25, 2015

braine:
Well, you are on your own then.

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by kingofpool: 7:14pm On Sep 25, 2015

topedo70:
How?

Ur d*ck dey stand infront of dem b*tchez, do u tink some of dem dnt notice?

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Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by osesology(m): 7:20pm On Sep 25, 2015

My guy, talk truth. E never tey wey you lose your virginity. That's the spirit it carries when you just got introduced to the club. Just between me and you(nobody else go kno) na truth I talk, shey?

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by 4stylz: 7:23pm On Sep 25, 2015

topedo70:
I don't have that intention

Please do cos there is nothing else wrong with u

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Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by Jayjay0(m): 8:05pm On Sep 25, 2015

Small boys are Young

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 8:38pm On Sep 25, 2015

osesology:
My guy, talk truth. E never tey wey you lose your virginity. That's the spirit it carries when you just got introduced to the club. Just between me and you(nobody else go kno) na truth I talk, shey?

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by topedo70(op): 8:38pm On Sep 25, 2015

Jayjay0:
Small boys are Young

grown men are old....they have to die den

Re: My D.i.c.k Rises... by cutesmilez(f): 8:44pm On Sep 25, 2015

kossyablaze:
OK ur conji level is high....
Step 1.Grind freshly imported Cameroon peppe.
2. Gently apply it on ur joystick.
3. Do it 3x daily... Morn, aft, nyt for 7days.
4. Thank me Later

OP u beta go with dis advice cheesy

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