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The gashii (hair) on my bura (dik) is growing too fast. I'm thinking of using clippers to mow it down but I don't know if there's any side effect to using a clipper... Btw no salon would like to do it the way I like.

Now, don't just read and go away, drop your opinion.

Thanks

Lalasticala, ferano come and help ayoswit joyFactory look nice by doing the needful

Check my profile for the pic

It's an evidence that you have been cursed by a strange being

There's nothing you can do about it

Came to read comments...smh

Just apply Relaxer and Gel it

Melahou:
It's an evidence that you have been cursed by a strange being

There's nothing you can do about it

Very funny...
You just won yourself the title of: The first Oloshii to comment.

Happy now

shave it every week-choose sundays or every three days. Mach or Dorco twin blade disposable razors will do the needed. Dnt forget to apply shaving gel and after shave.

Leave it and allow it to grow longer, then cut it and sell it to our nigeria girls that like Brazilian hair.

Evidence of good nutrition

ikbnice:
shave it every week-choose sundays or every three days. Mach or Dorco twin blade disposable razors will do the needed. Dnt forget to apply shaving gel and after shave.

Thank you, my neegah. The greatest mind so far

DEIFIED:
Leave it and allow it to grow longer, then cut it and sell it to our nigeria girls that like Brazilian hair.

I know ayoswit is bald, she's gon' need it lol

jonaifame22:
Evidence of good nutrition

Wow! Nevr thought of it oo!
Gbasibe my neegah

acenazt:
Just apply Relaxer and Gel it

Hmm... That one strong gidi gaan fah!

DikSeen:
Hmm... That one strong gidi gaan fah!

just hand over a cutlass to a guy in your hood to help you weed it anytime ...

Melahou:
It's an evidence that you have been cursed by a strange being

There's nothing you can do about it

haahahah that's harsh

Oh boy eh!
U sure say u well?
Yy u put ur dick for dp na?

Waht am i doing here self

Last month I went to see a nurse in one the private owned hospitals in ma neighborhood,after waiting for my turn I proceeded to see the nurse. in the medically decorated office sat a lady in her early thirties whom I assumed to be the nurse in charge.
Good morning ma'am I greeted humbly,I think a sickness has strucked ma penis.
Hmmmm sounds strange,Can I see it?? She asked.
Promise me you won't laugh at what you see '' I said,loosing ma belt.
"Of course I won't laugh"' said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I'v never laughed at a patient.
”Ok then," I said, and proceeded to drop my trousers, revealing d smallest male part the nurse had eva seen. In length & Width was almost identical to an AAA battery. Unable 2 control herself, d nurse tried 2 stop a giggle, but it jst came out. Feelin vry badly dat she'd laughed @ my part, she composed hersef as we'll she could.
"I'm so sorry", she said, "I don't knw wat came ova me. On my honor as a nurse n lady, I promise dat won't happen again. Nw, tell me, wat seems to be the prblem?"

"Its swollen", I reply'd.

She practically ran outta d room.

DikSeen:
2. Because I'm tired of being what people like you wants me to be; a programed idiot

, next

Why u no snap ur face with ur dick

DikSeen:
I'm somebody

Happy now

Three things ur dad wasted on you
Energy
Sperm_
Time

jovie50:
Last month I went to see a nurse in one the private owned hospitals in ma neighborhood,after waiting for my turn I proceeded to see the nurse. in the medically decorated office sat a lady in her early thirties whom I assumed to be the nurse in charge.
Good morning ma'am I greeted humbly,I think a sickness has strucked ma penis.
Hmmmm sounds strange,Can I see it?? She asked.
Promise me you won't laugh at what you see '' I said,loosing ma belt.
"Of course I won't laugh"' said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I'v never laughed at a patient.
”Ok then," I said, and proceeded to drop my trousers, revealing d smallest male part the nurse had eva seen. In length & Width was almost identical to an AAA battery. Unable 2 control herself, d nurse tried 2 stop a giggle, but it jst came out. Feelin vry badly dat she'd laughed @ my part, she composed hersef as we'll she could.
"I'm so sorry", she said, "I don't knw wat came ova me. On my honor as a nurse n lady, I promise dat won't happen again. Nw, tell me, wat seems to be the prblem?"

"Its swollen", I reply'd.

She practically ran outta d room.

funny

Let me see what you're talking about

I tnk say I made I no no say persn mad pass me.....

seun do ur wk

DikSeen:
Look at my dp

Lord have mercy! you are not serious