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Tick tick.. .Another Year Added to ma age!

To God goes my first appreciation, he blew breath in my lungs and made me a living soul. Since ma 1st septmber 26th on earth til 2day, v bn swimin in his over flowin grace.

Thanks to ma mum for d labour, hope i didn't cause much pain

Thanks to me as well for been d fastest sperm, what a speed! (now i can't even compete wit a fat nigga for a 100m race *covers eyes*)

Thanks to the nurses that kept cool and handle ma head gently while i bounced out.. m sure i disturbed d whole unit wit ma loud cry that day.

Thanks grandma for d day and night bath..... I missed ur pap!

Thanks mum for controlling ma oral stage well and making it a perfect one,
Thanks to those that slapped d me whenever i suck ma lips
Thanks mum for making me an anal retentive personality, thanks for d harsh potty training,
Thanks for cleaning ma mess wit pleasure whenever i defecate, despite d unbearable smell..

Thanks to those that' took it as a pleasure and still held me close even wen i pissed on their body

Thanks to those that assisted me in speaking, walking and hold things. Thanks to those that held my hand to skul wen i was a kid and helped me to cross d highway

Thanks to those that carried me on their neck wen i couldn't walked a long mile

Thanks to all that corrected me wen I put on ma shoes d wrong way.
Thanks to those that preferred rd i sit on d toy car while dey push

Thanks to mama daycare
Thanks to all that made ma childhood awesome y'all rock!

Thanks to whoever d heck
invented ; hide&seek, tinko tinko, after round one, change ur style, who is in the garden.....etc

Thanks DAD for d severe discipline

Thanks to the aunty that taught me how to hold pen and write alphabets.
Thanks to the teacher that taught me the multiplication table and English poems (i'd luv to meet d 2 black birds sitting on d walls someday)

Thanks to the manufacturer of 2a, 2b, 2c 2d...exercise books, bic nd eleganza biro
Special thanks to Edet, Agbo, Mr Sada, Mr Salami, Ali and Simbi
Thanks to all d friends we grew up together
Tnx to all ma lovers
Tnx to al dt supports ma journey
Tnx to al dt encourages wit their sincere courtesy .....
Thanks to All Romancelanders

Y'all awesome!
Y'all Rocks!

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday

Swissheart:
Happy Birthday

thanks o

SenhorSean:
Happy birthday

thanks man