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coogar: till his tone go low......like D'banj's chorus

coogar:
ELYMAX'S SEPULTURE

•Any option you choose....never attempt to spite me/Your torture would be worse than a pastor........ trapped in a tent with ISIS/Text-batting with me never ends well...it makes a death decisive/Tummy aches shall cause your death......if you allow a pen decide this/

•Odunharry hired me to come do some maiming here/Max is a nobody, his job in real life is taming deers/He's getting carbonized .....I'd put him to shame this year/So if I say i'll set Ely on fire ......I ain't an arsonist in Cambridgeshire/

•Brawling with Ely feels like I'm tarnishing myself/Mikuz is a petty thief....He happily bites Cex/Liricyst & Obiano remain stagnant like the Shackleton ice shelf/These roaches are begging crumbs outside me door.....Fück that charity mindset/It's time to take out the Enemy at the Gates .....I'm Vasily Zaitsev/

•My last brawl had Ibime writhing in pain/I cremated the fatso....now I am seeking for preys/Take no offence if I'm disrespectful...It's your season of shame/I'd carry Bis' ashes to your funeral....Just to spray some Spit on your Grave/

•Vet vs rookie...you should never look towards me/Beating a cannibal like me requires......a million rhyme books to study/Stop hyping my past opponents.......as if you could top me/Just cos I called you a failure does not mean you should suck Sid/

•I'm your god....To slay you.... I wouldn't rent a rifle/I've got the aura of a street-fighter but meaner than Ken & Ryu/ These bars would have this cünt bleeding for days like the Menstrual Cycle/ Then use Max Ipad to soak his flow ....I'm his Mental Idol/

•Max's a slow coach....I doubt he knows the answer to 88 + 9/When I got the contract to kill you, I practically ate buffet all night/Na your momma I pity pass.... when I made today's punch-lines/watching her son tortured like Nadal....used to flay Murray one time/She'd be crying on Youtube for the loss of a loved one.......Yetunde Bustline/

•This one is for those of you who crave for gossips/ How many of youse know Ely spends his days in churches/He's a deacon at home....He fakes on purpose/This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/

•If you're sailing & the water runs dry, you need to get off the boat/You want war but your flow has receded.....your ascent is terribly slow/My Uzi would have you on bended knees ....whether you are a friend or the foe/ You have failed to graduate from the class of Boyz 2 Men......this is your End of the Road/

•The Coog is an impeccable lyricist...My status shall be inked forever more/You were a raging bull in the last tourney....It's time to meet your matador/ I'm putting the heat on Max ...till he gets singed with temperature/ My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor

•Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/

•This is the hour/I'm killing the coward/Y'all have witnessed the power/Ma fans want his execution swift....the victory is ours/Gimme Ely's aorta instead...this chicken is sour/I'd cut in around his arc precisely like Shinji Kagawa/ This cannibal would put Ely's bitch-àss on a plate .......Issei Sagawa/

ELYMAXiimus:
So, I've simplified as much as I can. This should be fun.

Enjoy!


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[size=50pt]COOGAR'S EXECUTION!!![/size]

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I brought an elastic bag



Specially sewn for the snitch/
Coog don't worry, it's UNISEX, incase you pose as a b1tch/
But Ur mum killed Ur pa, . . . we know she's a witch/ toasting ladies, like her pussy's closed with a stitch/
She's known to COPE IN HAGGING. . . . . so I'm bringing lonely DANISH . . . . to get her choked with 'em d1ck/




[quote author =.coogar]till his tone go low......like D'banj's chorus [./quote]




His wackplays sound funny/ well max-cray's now coming/
Since he's got REACHES than bill gates' found company/ my fists invest great pounds on him/
Then I hop in his new place, rounds popping/
set his home ablaze . . . . . . . . . . house warming!/




You rub NUTS like peeling fresh pea/ you good with balls than even messi/ the way you gripping test1s / is the same way I'll grip this wicked DEZZIE/ though the EAGLE'S form's poor . . . . . you're getting fired like Steven keshi/



Alcapone; I'm the fierce lord of the mobsters/ I swing! GMB; the bad axe sent's [/I] fxcking obnoxious/ he gets cut till he's bloodless/ his belly pierced roughly with cutlass/
When he looks down . . . . . it's a wasted TOMMY HE'LL FIGURE . . . . . like men's undies & boxers/





Unlike you, I cruise on flows . . . . . elusive sailor/
When it was bars [i]we traded, . . . . this PRO DUCKED . . . . like a goods retailer /
You thought I'm gone, you fool . . . but I'm COMING SOON . . . . like a movie trailer/ I'll shoot this wailer/
"Two pops" in his mouth like I brought good inhaler/


He a screwed derailer

While I drop hot flows than boiling-kettles/ your yap keeps spinning like running pedals/ I'll spoil ya mouth, when I come with metals/
Tools will spray, coog will faint, when I give ya tooth d K . . . . . like rotten dentals/



Normally, I'll leave fools to shout, talk/
But when he goes bananas,. I'll bring tools to ground nuts /
"Take shots to the b1tch" . . . . party grooves are now such/ the b1tch PANTS . . . having dudes ar0u$ed up/
Niggas want his head, . . they asking coogar how much? /




If he flirting, I'm giving him a slap/ next I'm speeding in with gats/
Shoot him while "he gossips". . . . then tell people; "curiosity killed the cat"/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . next I'm at his FAM house, condoling strictly with his dad/ it's "wake keeping" . . . so I'm facing him . . . to "clap overnight" . . . . . . . . . with the biggest Mac/



I script the sickest rap

Buh this f@ggot wack crier/ din't sight this coming. . . these bars will shock him; . . . . sparky barb wire/
He tried voodoo to make this active max tire/ till I put flames in his spine;[/I] . . . that's a [i]backfire /
And since you bite & praise yourself. than a mass choir/ I'll punch Ur lips . . . we'll see blood all over Ur mouth . . . .like a famished vampire /







Thecrook, Ur days are numbered! How?


On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/
On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/
Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/
Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/
On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. . . . . and that's no cheating/





Not efijacdator, flash did mistake/ that for £jaculator, cos you have niggis r@ped/ but not in battles we staged/ u're practic'ly gay/ thecrook might be ranting his great/
But we only call you an OVERCOMER . . . cos from morning, . . . . you w@nk tiil it's late/



You've had no challenger slain/ bis whooped & left you rambling with pain/ cos you're john champion; you only rant in the game/
One verse per year . . . . that is his name/ y'all seriously think . . . . this devious being will . . . last in the fame?/ naah!
Jeff Lew! ; I make my peeps "kill a being". . . when max is insane!/




Max-cray!










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* Jeff Lew is the producer of killer bean

* Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark

* I believe the rest are easy to d

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•Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/

You rub NUTS like peeling fresh pea/ you good with balls than even messi/ the way you gripping test1s / is the same way I'll grip this wicked DEZZIE/ though the EAGLE'S form's poor . . . . . you're getting fired like Steven keshi/

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This one is for those of you who crave for gossips/ How many of youse know Ely spends his days in churches/He's a deacon at home....He fakes on purpose/This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/

..:
•Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/

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On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/
On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/
Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/
Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/
On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. . . . . and that's no cheating/

On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/
On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/
Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/
Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/
On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. . . . . and that's no cheating/

firstEVA:
Nice battle. I will vote when I have learnt the meaning of punchlines, metaphors, rhymes, closer, wordplay and opener