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|Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by airmark(m): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2015|
ELYMAXIIMUS Vs LIMERICK
These are two top rap battlers on this forum, who are respected for bringing their A games to bear, when expected. It's going to be jabs for jabs, fire for fire and a no hold bars rap contest between this great ninjas. One thing is peculiar to these battlers, they dare zones others are scared of. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to view who will produce the decisive sucker punch and end the year on a high.
Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Flow - 1 point
Personals - 2 points
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point
■ 12 Bars
■ Deadline is 7pm, Friday 4th December, 2015.
■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than the said deadline time.
■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
■ No complaining about votes.
■ A no show will attract a ban.
■ No unnecessary comments
■ No smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof.
■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you have found wrong.
■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.
■ No argument with established vets or voters.
■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.
■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.
No breaking of aforementioned rules, bans will be handed to offenders vigorously
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|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Limerick: 1:13pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Checks, max post, I follow asap
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:31pm On Dec 04, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:13pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Lime bears fortune.
i used to keep it soft just to make sure bars didn't fly over heads before, but this time. . ..
I'm a battle major/ 4's, 9's, the 8th, 5th and all sorts of numbers on me; i'm a calculator./ them cals are ready to release; an ejaculator/ i've got several rounds that ll blast you, faker/ considering how ugly you are, giving ya hands some shall be ample favour!/
Some niggas here, their teeth n Jaws rekindle/
But relax, i won't talk about yours to win you/ .... I've only come to mingle/
'cause it's stale, right? The way ur teeth loved to prickle/
We saw how you bit two bars . . . which wasn't little/
i lied, nigga!!! False, deceitful/
you BIT TWO BARS which wasn't little/
until We got confused n thought you was a WEEVIL/
so i hope killing a biting dog is legal/
cos when i grip a glock .... I leave holes in this BEING .... And i'm not a BEETLE/
only an ape could bear an ape ... It's something simple/
so y'all think, "if lime is this handsome" ... His mum will be super/
even "southafricans" been wanting to woo her/
they've been telling her, "you belong to the ZOO, MA"/
you said i lost to thecoogar/ wrong! 'cause recent events proved the fraudster's a loser/
but f*ck that! Let's get it!!!
spill your tissue in a nylon pack; like blood donation./ guns clapping for hours like a long ovation/ shoot you at dawn and ''pop you late''; like swarming asians/ i kill you in front of your blood-relations/ if they growling at me, they're all getting headshots; they're from Znation./
i'll thwack you outta earth, for yearning to beat me./ you'll see star, boy; you like rehearsing with whizzy?/ or i jab your stomach until you're purging & queasy/ they'll ask what ''fortune ate''? I'll say my ''lucky punch'' left you hurting & dizzy/ you'll get more grease to your elbow, but it's to make burning it easy/
gun, axe, knife and splitter/ - i brought 4 arms to fight; i am shiever/ i'll pierce his tommy till i'm just in; like i'm bieber,/ nail and crucify tha nigga/ - we'll see the b1tch glued to a pole; lime's a stripper?/
poosey, i'll molest you but i aint tearing your pants/ i'll smack lime's brethren, mum, aunt/ and if anyone in the cretin's squad rant,/ i'll split a round into 4, but still give him every quadrant/
i can't lose, because of the punches i gather./ my E-jabs got me covered; moslem alhaja./ you're a disgrace, cover your face; copy lagbaja/ i heard you're still on 2go showing your skill and swagger/ too much of everything is bad - it causes wahala/ one day the App'll kill you; Sanni Abacha/
you have an axe to grind; i'll hatchet ur yap./ fiasco track; you'll get battle scars, when i'm hacking ur back/ i brought 2 chains, it's no lie, i'll tie and smack till u're cracked/ i'll shower metals on you when i'm handling a gat/ the bars will spread all over your body like you're having a bath/
i raise up my fist like Nelson Mandela/ knock you down; keri hilson gon hear me smack fella/ your mouth designs bars; your teeth set is a welder?/ biter, your twilight saga will keep trending as ever/ you were human, now a vampire, b1tch; Ed isabella/
i'm ill-luck; i'm destroying fortune/ do i need tell what this glock is gon do?/ you best be running for good/ 'cause like you're wanted by an oil firm ... This shell is coming for you./
i'm an eminent battler/ so doff ur hat, or i'll pop ur heart, if you don't credit the master/ they treat me with REVERENCE; including prekky the pASTOR/ while this worwor boy is condemned to hell with his father/ at his sight, even the devil will stagger/ this nigga got deadly looks; he don't need prayers to make his enemies scatter/
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|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Limerick: 5:17pm On Dec 04, 2015|
NS: Bruce, Guykena and giyaz cant vote here
A King is born so hail Mary/ Lime is precious like J.David/ so I stay blazing/. . . while Max's been on ma c*rk Since 8, april/
Now I'm scared if I hit him... I'd end up shooting myself in the foot...cos max is literarily all over me.... Im shocked i wasnt exposed to slave trading!!/
He unlucky to get caught in my bloody regime/ for ffucking with me/ his dead body be seen/ up on the sea/ came at me all powerful...with all swords and the skills....
But after I beat him to pulp; he'll go back empty like the prodigal son. . . or sarumon the white.....in Lord of the rings!!/
I'd have thugs as we speak/ attack with disaster/ ruling the earth with no sign of a rival/ ....this is the truth that I spit. . .
from my candid saliva/ but if max fronts as the 'head'.....he tryna EF with 'lime'....he'd be quick to 'die by the fruit'........... 'Sanni Abacha'!!!/
I barely die down conflicts. . .I resurrect them with matchets/ i must be a semiliterate without
a lesson to harness/...So he best threads with caution. . . cos digging the soil 6 feet and casting him init...is my own definition of burying the hatchet/!!
I swore with otumokpo. . .to bully the mofoe/. . .on that audio tourney...with a nuke from morocco/ he prably had bars he was brooding in Congo/
... but knew he wasn't capable so he ran into hiding.... We saw the dude in a solo/ so while I was pullin' crazy stunts; he was too busy pulling a no-show!!/
....this killing spree just reached an outstanding apex/ wacko on 2go came here and was highly rated/ and if he 'grown wings'... He turns a frightened 'angel'/
.....moment I bring 'E, fights'. . . .like the darkenedrebel!!!/
He's Jobless. . . .he can't paint what I've said as untrue/ cos "honey, put yourself into use"/. . .is always what I hear from his boo/ So I he tried making money online without cooger's blessings to boom/. . .but concluded creating threads on nairaland....... was simply the best he could do!!/
.... I should get this lad deadly 4's/ buh he's nat gettin' gunned/ so I'ma curve five daggers....throw em at Ely's jaws/ bo' if I ever curve 6. . . .I'd send his soul outta earth. . . .and if you don't find him in hell - check the blackberry world!!!!/
Audio-wise he a bbitch sounding clueless on each track/ While I've 'ripped the mic' so much. . .I'm getting 'sued by behringer!'/
So if he has a strong 'believe' that he could defeat me here. . .I'd make this bar jaj him so hard. . .and have his 'faith' rooted in India!!!/
He gets 'crucified' here, and git disgraced till hes dead/ cos he's eons away from a friend/ killing him is the mission, I should leave grenades on his bed/
. . .bo' I heard "slow death". . .so I pierce a nail through his flesh. . .but if his scream's derailing the thread/ I go 'straight to the point' and 'hit the nail on his head'!!/
....fuccking with me would 'cost' him his life...he'll get 'burgled' by my team/...then C&S would perfect the job when they flog him with a rim/ its best he runs around and scream. . .
Cos even the holy ghost knows. . .and said to me once. . .that I'm a spirit husband, you only ffuck with in your dream!!!/
This is the end... he was born for damnation/
his mistake? He forgot to come with his saviours/ Tension should kill ...him seeing all votes drawn to my favour/... I mean he'll die where the poll is....so its no new thing...when we hear later on that his corpse in the station/ forkdis...
. . .
I said he'll die where the police; so its not unusual for us to hear later on...that the cops in the station!!!/
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|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:28pm On Dec 04, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by airmark(m): 5:47pm On Dec 04, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by airmark(m): 5:48pm On Dec 04, 2015|
open for votes
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by JigsawKillah(m): 5:52pm On Dec 04, 2015|
We got a classic!!!
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by PeinDanzo(m): 6:24pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Opener- I should tie this,but giving it to lime for the action in which he dropped, He had a better build-up and delivery,and although max/marks has been over-used here, he mixed it with personal and gave us one of the best punchlines of the brawl ..Opener-Lime
Flow-Tie (Most enjoyable part of the brawl)
Rhymes-Elymax (Lime is not a gud rhymer,maybe his shii wuld have gon well on audio,but not text IMO)
Metaphors-Elymax plz(Dude reminded me of prime U3, metaphors after metaphors after metaphors, had metaphors littered everywhere in his buildups. Lmao@blood donation shii)
Punchlines-Tie (Lime shud hav won this, but max countered with w/p's,metz nd perz)
Personals-Elymax (By a slim margin,I jez think he was more adventurous here)
Closer-Elymax (Lime ran out of steam,its natural tho, nice classic personal punch frm max here)
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by captainflash(m): 6:48pm On Dec 04, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Both of y'all did sani abachi.
But damn! Elymaxiimus
I say da fhuck! Dat was some cray shiii
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Nobody: 7:16pm On Dec 04, 2015|
But elymax got all criteria!!
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by kr0ne(m): 7:48pm On Dec 04, 2015|
This match is a tie!!!
Elymax could have won this easily but he messed up his build ups, using single line punches that don't connect with final one. This is not like the regular freestyle you drop in FFR. In rap battles, your bar carry more weight when the setup connects with final punch. Apart from the beetle bar and the closer, the rest are just random single punches.
Limerick, on the other hand, have a near-perfect setup but his lazy rhymes and stretching are not forgivable. And what the hell is ''bar jaj"? I had to google for the meaning of jaj but found nothing reasonable. Beetle and bit two don't play too. It's pronounced "beedle", not "bitu".
My best lines:
i'm an eminent battler/ so doff ur hat, or i'll pop ur heart, if you don't credit the master/ they treat me with REVERENCE; including prekky the pASTOR/ while this worwor boy is condemned to hell with his father/ at his sight, even the devil will stagger/ this nigga got deadly looks; he don't need prayers to make his enemies scatter/ - ElymaxiimusThis closer deserves a Don Emarco moment.
....this killing spree just reached an outstanding apex/ wacko on 2go came here and was highly rated/ and if he 'grown wings'... He turns a frightened 'angel'/The only f-uck up is the rhyme.
MVGT - Tie!
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Limerick: 7:51pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Haha.. I'm owning this bbitch
BTW, jaj is gangsta slang formed by me
. . .pronounce it again "jaj"... It sounds gangsta
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by JigsawKillah(m): 7:58pm On Dec 04, 2015|
A Classic Shii! Y'all make me wanna write battle bars
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Dklef(m): 8:11pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Easy win for Elly.. nice one liner punches.
No disrespect for Lime yea but
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by LhoOd: 12:18am On Dec 05, 2015|
Max is currently fvckinq lime ..it is 'unfortunate' ...
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:53am On Dec 05, 2015|
and other credible voters. .
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by llaykorn: 6:45am On Dec 05, 2015|
Flow - Tie
ELYMAXiimus takes all other criteria.
MVGT - Elymaxiimus
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by desmondDessi(m): 7:03am On Dec 05, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:18am On Dec 05, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by GIYAZZ(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by sinizia: 11:52am On Dec 05, 2015|
Opener - 1 point. Limerick.
Rhymes - 2 points. Elymaxiimus. Lime wasn't as consistent as Ely.
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points. Elymaxiimus. The last time I read so much mets from a battler was from Raplinx, but Ely matched him and even more. Lime had his too but it was no match for that of Ely's.
Punchlines - 3 points. Tie. Barrage of punches from both ninjas.
Flow - 1 point. Limerick.
Personals - 2 points. Elymaxiimus. The "ugly" jabs at Limerick has been overplayed, but since Lime didn't bring any noteworthy personals, the "biting" personal from Ely won it for me.
Wordplays - 2 points. Tie.
Closer - 1 point. Tie
Lime 2-6 Ely.
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by sinizia: 11:54am On Dec 05, 2015|
This battle dópe gan!! Excessive punchlines and metaphors. Dang!!
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by danbrowndmf(m): 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2015|
Please sir when next u guys are writting ur bars,please kindly help space it so someone can know when d 1st bar is over ...
MVGT- Elymaxiimus(he brought in coffin to this battle)
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by GIYAZZ(m): 2:25pm On Dec 05, 2015|
|Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by Ibime(m): 4:33pm On Dec 05, 2015|
Elymax got my vote.
Limerick got opener
Flow and rhymes is a draw
All other crits to Elymax.
He really had some good punches that got me nodding my head.
The Sani Abacha line was an example. They both used the same metaphor but Max added the flavour of a wordplay to differentiate his punch.
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