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airmark:
Come to rap battle section jare, I want Yoruba punchlines from you. Who will not tag you as a triballist, with all your tribal marks like my grand pa own ?

You dey crase! yeye boy

firstEVA:
how to battle using metaphors and all that.

Ibime:
Max lost this battle on the opener. I didn't understand that Cope in Hagging line at all and Coogars opener was the best line of the whole battle ie appendicitis. Copenhagen is pronounced cope in hay gin so Max lost me there.

However Max spent the rest of the battle landing some witty punches. Some of Coogars bars flew over my head eg Ese Walters, Vasily Zaitsev, Metaphor cos I don't know the background story but in the end although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc although I must laud a good effort against the odds and say forget about deactivating moniker on this performance. Besides I'm sure both emcees are grown up enough not to hold such grudge.


Opener - Coog
Rhymes - Coog
Metas - Coog
Punchlines - Max (I prefer witty and direct attacks)
Wordplays - Tie (Coog had the best but Max had more volume)
Flow - Max
Personals - NA
Closer - Coog (Maxs killer bean flew over my head. Its too niche if you have to put it in parenthesis)

Vote - Coog

coogar:
ELYMAX'S SEPULTURE

•Any option you choose....never attempt to spite me/Your torture would be worse than a pastor........ trapped in a tent with ISIS/Text-batting with me never ends well...it makes a death decisive/Tummy aches shall cause your death......if you allow a pen decide this/

•Odunharry hired me to come do some maiming here/Max is a nobody, his job in real life is taming deers/He's getting carbonized .....I'd put him to shame this year/So if I say i'll set Ely on fire ......I ain't an arsonist in Cambridgeshire/

•Brawling with Ely feels like I'm tarnishing myself/Mikuz is a petty thief....He happily bites Cex/Liricyst & Obiano remain stagnant like the Shackleton ice shelf/These roaches are begging crumbs outside me door.....Fück that charity mindset/It's time to take out the Enemy at the Gates .....I'm Vasily Zaitsev/

•My last brawl had Ibime writhing in pain/I cremated the fatso....now I am seeking for preys/Take no offence if I'm disrespectful...It's your season of shame/I'd carry Bis' ashes to your funeral....Just to spray some Spit on your Grave/

•Vet vs rookie...you should never look towards me/Beating a cannibal like me requires......a million rhyme books to study/Stop hyping my past opponents.......as if you could top me/Just cos I called you a failure does not mean you should suck Sid/

•I'm your god....To slay you.... I wouldn't rent a rifle/I've got the aura of a street-fighter but meaner than Ken & Ryu/ These bars would have this cünt bleeding for days like the Menstrual Cycle/ Then use Max Ipad to soak his flow ....I'm his Mental Idol/

•Max's a slow coach....I doubt he knows the answer to 88 + 9/When I got the contract to kill you, I practically ate buffet all night/Na your momma I pity pass.... when I made today's punch-lines/watching her son tortured like Nadal....used to flay Murray one time/She'd be crying on Youtube for the loss of a loved one.......Yetunde Bustline/

•This one is for those of you who crave for gossips/ How many of youse know Ely spends his days in churches/He's a deacon at home....He fakes on purpose/This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/

•If you're sailing & the water runs dry, you need to get off the boat/You want war but your flow has receded.....your ascent is terribly slow/My Uzi would have you on bended knees ....whether you are a friend or the foe/ You have failed to graduate from the class of Boyz 2 Men......this is your End of the Road/

•The Coog is an impeccable lyricist...My status shall be inked forever more/You were a raging bull in the last tourney....It's time to meet your matador/ I'm putting the heat on Max ...till he gets singed with temperature/ My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor

•Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/

•This is the hour/I'm killing the coward/Y'all have witnessed the power/Ma fans want his execution swift....the victory is ours/Gimme Ely's aorta instead...this chicken is sour/I'd cut in around his arc precisely like Shinji Kagawa/ This cannibal would put Ely's bïtch-àss on a plate .......Issei Sagawa/

LilPeezy:
Ama five star General, D lyrical veteran
I'm lyrical, medical, spiritual dude on point
I flow so well it culd hurt u on joint
I set d rap game up ama catalyst
Cure ill rappers 4 gud ama specialist
2many bitches in ma name ama socialist
I sneak in2 dis rap game lyk a reptile
Cos ama rap star, don't geh me twisted
I glow lyk a star up dere in d sky
I flow in both pidgin and English
So very unique dah u can't distinguish
Ma flows always burn dah u can't extinguish
Ma flows made me a president abwt to mek speech
Any negative comments, u gonna b unleash


#both niggas try
Buh ama go 4 max

And for ya mind, you don finish work with this wack lines abi? Clap for yourself!

freecocoa:
Coogar's dope as usual but Ely's personal no be here o.


Who wan challenge me?

Swiree before i open my eyes. afira! run to romance section. she say na challenge. Challenge ko Bodija ni

danbrowndmf:
google

punchlines
metaphors
wordplay
multis
fillers
similes
multisyllables



read them all and if u don't understand,u will surely get more explanation here.

Aareonakakanfo:
Swiree before i open my eyes. afira! run to romance section. she say na challenge. Challenge ko Bodija ni

freecocoa:
You think am joking? I will crush your balls with my bars.

Aareonakakanfo:
But bone elymax get mad punchlines ooo. You have to read it twice to grab it.

freecocoa:
People don't have all day so it's best to give us what we'll understand after the first reading,

Aareonakakanfo:
Swiree eeeazy! se ko si?

Aareonakakanfo:
Swiree some rap lines are complex. You have to read some of Nas's lines twice to understand it

freecocoa:
Lol, no mind me o.

Aareonakakanfo:
Lol fear catch me ooo , balls ke, kilode!

freecocoa:
Na lie, unless you no dey hear english.

Swiree why you dey use style give me sliding tackle na. Are you saying i don't understand english

freecocoa:
But wetin you been expect? Na your balls I suppose crush first na.

Aareonakakanfo:
Swiree why you dey use style give me sliding tackle na. Are you saying i don't understand english

freecocoa:
Lol, just messing with you.

Aareonakakanfo:
I know jor no mind me but swiree you sabi troll oo. Chai!

LilPeezy:
Ama five star General, D lyrical veteran
I'm lyrical, medical, spiritual dude on point
I flow so well it culd hurt u on joint
I set d rap game up ama catalyst
Cure ill rappers 4 gud ama specialist
2many bitches in ma name ama socialist
I sneak in2 dis rap game lyk a reptile
Cos ama rap star, don't geh me twisted
I glow lyk a star up dere in d sky
I flow in both pidgin and English
So very unique dah u can't distinguish
Ma flows always burn dah u can't extinguish
Ma flows made me a president abwt to mek speech
Any negative comments, u gonna b unleash


#both niggas try
Buh ama go 4 max

Fawklicant:
Normally, I'll leave fools to shout, talk/
But when he goes bananas,. I'll bring tools to ground nuts /
"Take shots to the b1tch" . . . . party grooves are now such/ the b1tch PANTS . . . having dudes ar0u$ed up/
Niggas want his head, . . they asking coogar how much? /

[/b]Ouch!

On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/



This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/

Tummy aches shall cause your death......if you allow a pen decide this/



.[b]Shina Rambo must be writhing in pains. Pure wickedness.

ELYMAXiimus:
lolol. It's just for the fun of it o. Nothing too serious

Fawklicant:
You did well bro. Nice one. Work on your syntax more, you got nice punchlines but it needs more fluidity. Still LMAO@...'they asking coogar how much'

firstEVA:
very thoughtful of you, thanks.