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wristbangle:
There is a limit to everything in life most especially when it comes to relationship and marriage because if the function of a man is switched, people will term the lady in his life as a witch.

This is why it is advisable for couples or "couples to be" not to overstep their boundary when displaying love as the gossips, the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well will term such guy as a slow poke person.

Going straight to the business of the day, let's take a brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in control of their life.


1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet

When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others. My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and reported me to my parents that I am under chioma's spell.

2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude

Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no reason most especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and ruin his reputation in public as people will believe that his destiny has been nailed on a tree by her.

3. Emptying his account or pocket for her

I hate it when guys in their right senses empty their account for ladies to make Brazilian hair, buy expensive phones and other worthless purposes albeit him begging for N50 recharge card, garri, etc.

5. She eats assorted meals while he drinks water during date

Wonders shall never end as some guys exhibit pretence during date by drinking pure water while the lady he is asking out eats all sort of assorted meals. No doubt if this act continues, people will ask if the guy is mentally sound.

6. Helping her to attain good grade in school while he is on probation

This act is common in school where shallow minded guys act like machos by helping ladies to write test and assignment at the detriment of their success. This is perhaps one of the reasons why ladies are getting good jobs after school meanwhile guys with poor grades are struggling to get common cement lifting jobs.

6. Washing her under wears

I wrote an article few months ago about a friend of mine who washed a lady's underwears during NYSC program as she used, duped and dumped the mumu guy for another guy few months after the end of the program. I pity the life of some guys who believe that this act is out of love because apart from the fact that his image will be tarnished, those around will see him as a retaarded individual.

7. Loosing her hair regularly

Some guys are fun of this act which on regular occasion will attract insult from the society as people will advice such guys to visit MFM for deliverance.

8. Neglecting football match in order to satisfy her regularly

I have seen a die-hard football fan who became a "hommie" during live matches because his girlfriend told him to choose between football and her. What amuses me is that this guy always satisfy her in terms of attention, care, money, etc but when a match is about to commence, this is when she starts nagging about him not respecting her feelings.

Oyind17:
Wash the pants in that small bucket what happened to your whatsapp

starlingslimnet:
That small bucket no go dey comfortable you can spare a bashia if you get one.

Nothing really, just tired of all instant messaging apps and to think of it am working on my first book "Don't Be A Loveline" so am left with little time.

But for now, i stick to nairaland because of its advantage.

wristbangle:
There is a limit to everything in life most especially when it comes to relationship and marriage because if the function of a man is switched, people will term the lady in his life as a witch.

This is why it is advisable for couples or "couples to be" not to overstep their boundary when displaying love as the gossips, the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well will term such guy as a slow poke person.

Going straight to the business of the day, let's take a brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in control of their life.


1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet

When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others. My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and reported me to my parents that I am under chioma's spell.

2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude

Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no reason most especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and ruin his reputation in public as people will believe that his destiny has been nailed on a tree by her.

3. Emptying his account or pocket for her

I hate it when guys in their right senses empty their account for ladies to make Brazilian hair, buy expensive phones and other worthless purposes albeit him begging for N50 recharge card, garri, etc.

5. She eats assorted meals while he drinks water during date

Wonders shall never end as some guys exhibit pretence during date by drinking pure water while the lady he is asking out eats all sort of assorted meals. No doubt if this act continues, people will ask if the guy is mentally sound.

6. Helping her to attain good grade in school while he is on probation

This act is common in school where shallow minded guys act like machos by helping ladies to write test and assignment at the detriment of their success. This is perhaps one of the reasons why ladies are getting good jobs after school meanwhile guys with poor grades are struggling to get common cement lifting jobs.

6. Washing her under wears

I wrote an article few months ago about a friend of mine who washed a lady's underwears during NYSC program as she used, duped and dumped the mumu guy for another guy few months after the end of the program. I pity the life of some guys who believe that this act is out of love because apart from the fact that his image will be tarnished, those around will see him as a retaarded individual.

7. Loosing her hair regularly

Some guys are fun of this act which on regular occasion will attract insult from the society as people will advice such guys to visit MFM for deliverance.

8. Neglecting football match in order to satisfy her regularly

I have seen a die-hard football fan who became a "hommie" during live matches because his girlfriend told him to choose between football and her. What amuses me is that this guy always satisfy her in terms of attention, care, money, etc but when a match is about to commence, this is when she starts nagging about him not respecting her feelings.

wristbangle:
There is a limit to everything in life most especially when it comes to relationship and marriage because if the function of a man is switched, people will term the lady in his life as a witch.

This is why it is advisable for couples or "couples to be" not to overstep their boundary when displaying love as the gossips, the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well will term such guy as a slow poke person.

Going straight to the business of the day, let's take a brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in control of their life.


1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet

When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others. My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and reported me to my parents that I am under chioma's spell.

2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude

Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no reason most especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and ruin his reputation in public as people will believe that his destiny has been nailed on a tree by her.

3. Emptying his account or pocket for her

I hate it when guys in their right senses empty their account for ladies to make Brazilian hair, buy expensive phones and other worthless purposes albeit him begging for N50 recharge card, garri, etc.

5. She eats assorted meals while he drinks water during date

Wonders shall never end as some guys exhibit pretence during date by drinking pure water while the lady he is asking out eats all sort of assorted meals. No doubt if this act continues, people will ask if the guy is mentally sound.

6. Helping her to attain good grade in school while he is on probation

This act is common in school where shallow minded guys act like machos by helping ladies to write test and assignment at the detriment of their success. This is perhaps one of the reasons why ladies are getting good jobs after school meanwhile guys with poor grades are struggling to get common cement lifting jobs.

6. Washing her under wears

I wrote an article few months ago about a friend of mine who washed a lady's underwears during NYSC program as she used, duped and dumped the mumu guy for another guy few months after the end of the program. I pity the life of some guys who believe that this act is out of love because apart from the fact that his image will be tarnished, those around will see him as a retaarded individual.

7. Loosing her hair regularly

Some guys are fun of this act which on regular occasion will attract insult from the society as people will advice such guys to visit MFM for deliverance.

8. Neglecting football match in order to satisfy her regularly

I have seen a die-hard football fan who became a "hommie" during live matches because his girlfriend told him to choose between football and her. What amuses me is that this guy always satisfy her in terms of attention, care, money, etc but when a match is about to commence, this is when she starts nagging about him not respecting her feelings.

Awho:
Most niggas forming james bond here are guilty as charged mtchww

sonofananimal:
depending on how you invest in it.

If you invest the wrong way, you won't have any profit in return

greggng:
Check my profile you will no am not a baby on nairaland. I talk frm experience

unikdamzel:
Pls before u comment here make sure your father didnt do any of the above for your mother.

wristbangle:
You are right brother but then it has to be a reciprocal thing not someone always on the giving side while the other always at the receiving side. Afterall there is love in sharing.

henribj:
am still waiting on that girl that will make me wash her undies
but wait o... if i use a washing machine to wash the undies, is it still seen as she having influence over me? after all i no use hand wash am, i just throw am put inside the washing machine

elantraceey:

cristweeezy:
ur boo dey do those things for u abi?

I don't date dumb guys...only dumb guys would do most if not all of d aforementioned

henribj:
ok, so if i use washing machine for the underwears, i am not a woman wrapper aby?

unikdamzel:
Pls before u comment here make sure your father didnt do any of the above for your mother.

misspicy:
That number 7 makes me remember my ex...he was my official hair looser and plaiter

I always ask any prospective bf if he knows how to loose and plait hair,if they dont know how,i lose interest.

Oyind17:
OK, someone was missing u so she decided to check on you there but the msg didn't go through. Good luck beloved.

ibedun:
Na the same bros. You are a dumb woman wrapper, hand or machine don't make any difference.

horexy:
I don't date dumb guys...only dumb guys would do most if not all of d aforementioned

starlingslimnet:
Didn't go through, maybe i will send a message over here this evening, it might be one of the whatsapp problem.I will see to that this evening.

Hmm....Thanks Love.

Oyind17:
Most of the guys, if not all commenting on this thread are guilty as charged.
Wey my love Chigoizie7 make him go cook for me

Jollyjoy:
Even ready to deny their mum for you but on a serious note......






I dont do stvpid guys,those things are mostly exhibited by stvpid and dumb guys,especially those broke mofos that wouldnt stop at anything to keep their g.f..

chigoizie7:
U mean console? Sure, I will, u sabi play Fifa2015?