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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by DanielGb(m): 7:03pm On Oct 06, 2015

They want all yet, the guy we dey strike them didn't have it all.
Nobody is Special, u only make them feel special, by loving them.

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:05pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 06, 2015

Onyiido:
Its your kind that will come $ post the same about ladies. Appreciate that she wrote this to boost some timid once pls. No offence pls

timid ones... olodo wey want class.

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Revolva(m): 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2015

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

Dats is why I keep saying aall girls na as........remember daat flavour song

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Elinob(m): 7:09pm On Oct 06, 2015

ilo04:
so, nah all dis ' market value' your papa get b4 he marry your mama

rubbish

pls ask dem oooo

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by weezii(m): 7:10pm On Oct 06, 2015

Funny how majority feels it's always about the dough. What you have to offer asides cash matters too.

Being calculated matters a lot.

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:11pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

His father had money not him. That is d difference.

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by ronald4lif(m): 7:11pm On Oct 06, 2015

Safe for the fact it's a counter thread I'd classify these as rubbish. Just like the original thread lacked logic and critical thinking.

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Seculent: 7:14pm On Oct 06, 2015

Ozavize88:
SEE WHO?AND WHAT HAPPEN TO THEM?

You people hate when a guy is trying to tell his fellow guys not to fool himself because of girls. grin

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by mablie(m): 7:15pm On Oct 06, 2015

weezii:
Funny how majority feels it's always about the dough. What you have to offer asides cash matters too.

Being calculated matters a lot.

my brother the words in this your post can only work if you are in a foreign wealthy western nation not in country like ngr with a very poor,desperate,hungry populace.no romance without finance in this jungle.Believe that

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Wisdomkosi(m): 7:16pm On Oct 06, 2015

I don't need impress any girl. Nonsense

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by adedayourt(m): 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
why person go wear shirt wey dem no starch?
Na singlet? We won't take it *in orubebe's voice*

Give me a white shirt with double breasted pocket, then correct starch. I will just love you forever

looool
ur head dey der grin

can imagine hw ur mondays look like

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by ikonso20(m): 7:18pm On Oct 06, 2015

Xiadnat:
OK. Girl. I give ya A for trying for contra-thread. I dig that.

However, my "ideal" guy is priceless and when I see/meet him, I will know it. Intuition doesn't follow lists or 'market value'.

Another wo/man's thrash (worthless of value), is another w0/man's gold (of value).

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Ozavize88(f): 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2015

Seculent:
You people hate when a guy is trying to tell his fellow guys not to fool himself because of girls.

AND U PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL IS TRYING TO TELL HER FELLOW GIRLS NOT TO FOOL HERSELF BECAUSE OF GUYS TOO RIGHT?

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:21pm On Oct 06, 2015

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value

1. Make Money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny1.gif

2. Make even more money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/money.gif

3. Bath with Money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tubbymoney.gif

4. Cover the biitches in Doe..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny.gif

5. Always approach girls with this question

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cash.gif

6. Sleep well..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/paid.gif

7. Make it rain..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rainin.gif

8. then make it storm..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/making-it-rain.gif

FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/broke.gif

bro ur right.even if the guy is as ugly as ugliness, those steps wud get him babes en na then dem babes go now say"beauty lies in d eyes of d beholder"

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(op): 7:21pm On Oct 06, 2015

MadCow1:
Things an Average and Ugly looking guy needs to do to Increase his Market Value

1. Make Money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny1.gif

2. Make even more money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/money.gif

3. Bath with Money..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tubbymoney.gif

4. Cover the biitches in Doe..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mny.gif

5. Always approach girls with this question

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cash.gif

6. Sleep well..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/paid.gif

7. Make it rain..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rainin.gif

8. then make it storm..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/making-it-rain.gif

FINALLY

9. Avoid Kehinde..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/broke.gif

lol. This is gold, wish I could favorite it. Seun we NEED a Favorite Option. Some comments should be saved for future reference

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Seculent: 7:24pm On Oct 06, 2015

Ozavize88:
AND U PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL IS TRYING TO TELL HER FELLOW GIRLS NOT TO FOOL HERSELF BECAUSE OF GUYS TOO RIGHT?

We love the truth...

Btw... Must you capitalize your post? Or are you shouting?

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Ozavize88(f): 7:27pm On Oct 06, 2015

Seculent:
We love the truth...

Btw... Must you capitalize your post? Or are you shouting?

LOL,I MUST CAPITALIZE IT COS I LOVE IT THAT WAY

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by safarigirl(op): 7:28pm On Oct 06, 2015

atbu1983:
His father had money not him. That is d difference.

if your father has money, you have money. He wasn't a prodigal son, he got more than enough

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:31pm On Oct 06, 2015

Emodeee:
Lalastclala CUM and see.

and he came-last, coz d ladies love it that way. grin

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by swaggprofessor(m): 7:32pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

Can't believe am reading dis poo. If u don't have sumtin worthwhile to write then pls u can join d reading club without making a sound. I must had been drunk to click on dis goddamn poo.

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
depends on the girl. I don't care how much money you have, if you're not eloquent/funny and intelligent, no deal. Especially intelligence, cuz I can't stand stewpid people. Do you know of Elliot Roger? He was the privileged son of an American movie director who went on a killing spree that eventually led to the death of 7 people including himself, why? Cuz girls turned him down. He HAD MONEY

I for like dis girl o... wink

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Seculent: 7:37pm On Oct 06, 2015

Ozavize88:
LOL,I MUST CAPITALIZE IT COS I LOVE IT THAT WAY

Please don't shout again please. cheesy

Are you the giving "Likes" when I quote you so that I will "Like" yours to even though it doesn't please me to return it.

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Princematarazzi(m): 7:41pm On Oct 06, 2015

Shoro niyen?

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by hamzeiy: 7:49pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

....
all ds truoble just for a woman dts goes to toilet nd SHIT...some even smell during mensturation.....dnt get me wrong...i Respect women.....but guys go through soo much.....if i hear say i get person time

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Onyiido: 7:57pm On Oct 06, 2015

kosplateau:
timid ones... olodo wey want class.

lol, hahahahahahaha

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2015

Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by salisy: 8:13pm On Oct 06, 2015

safarigirl:
oh we know. We have to condone y'all stepping up to us like you're Idris Elba, and damn near stalking ladies with the most ridiculous lines, lemme not even mention the incessant phone calls at odd hours and the gag-inducing 'romantic' texts. Yes, you're not commodities, but you keep advertising your 'products' and packaging is key

I think it is the girls that need all you have mentioned minus no. 1 not the other way round.

Girls need the packaging the most

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Lovexme(m): 8:18pm On Oct 06, 2015

As if my life revolves around pleasing girls.

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 8:25pm On Oct 06, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
lols.
I love starched shirt dieee... naso I dey use starch finish my office shirt.
E get as you go starch shirt, it will now look like you're proud_ that's how I like it.

That kind starching wey go give your shirt 50 50 shoulder part. cheesy

I didn't know how potent it was until one of my female friends wey dey 300l dey tell me say she's in love with one guy wey dey 100l. I ask am why and one of the reasons she gave was how the guy take dey starch e shirt shocked

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 06, 2015

Impress a lady....smh!

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Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by philiancoop(m): 8:43pm On Oct 06, 2015

Cool, but I'm actually looking for a good Christian who will things spiritually.

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