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vizkiz:
you cheated on me. So you are not fine!

TheSonOfMark:



_Prettythicksme
_Prettydiva
_Prettylilian

Not forgetting those with "DIVA" , "LOVELY" and "SEXY" as their suffixes. ⚡⚡⚡

missmary:
Well... Am not guilty of any of these but a guy has never paid my fare on a bus...

vizkiz:
true! I noticed this severally about the competition though

nickkylawve:
That means I am ugly vizkiz somethings are better left un said now c wat uve v caused

which of the above are you gilty of? Oyah confess

rawpadgin:
alot of girls viewing this tread will be like "wetin we do these male folks for God sake"

I sense counter thread coming up

prettythicksme:
I quote u

all of the above

vizkiz:
which of the above are you gilty of? Oyah confess

menix:
Hahahahahaha....

I trust u, buh send mii ur pix make I judge cous guyz don dey troop in go check ur profile..

rawpadgin:
alot of girls viewing this tread will be like "wetin we do these male folks for God sake"

prettythicksme:
Which level,someone mentioned me dat is y i am here!

vizkiz:
I sense counter thread coming up

prettythicksme:
Send my pics to u ok to where?

vizkiz:
[b]ok, I know lot of people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY

So here goes...

1. You Tag 100 People In on a Picture And Still Get 2 Likes, probably from Your Siblings. Mehn, you are so fugly!

2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all

3. When Your Group Of Girlfriends Wanna take A Picture They Hand Over The phone To You. Its not like they hate you, they don't want the picture to look scary!

4. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus, then you have to do something
about your looks.

5. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your church, they always select you to play the role
of a witch, grandma, vampire or demon but they have never asked you to play the roll of mamiwater. Forget say you get talent, you fit be like witch naturally without make up

6. 75% of girls with names like "sexy/queen/diva/cute/pretty/sugar/bae/mhiz attached to their moniker on Nairaland according to research are usually very

7. 70% of girls that support ChelseaFC are usually ugly. FACT!!!!

9. Ugly girls wont even notice that there is no #8 cos they are so angry with me right now for exposing them.

#10. You always upload pictures with your yansh facing the camera just because you think you have big yansh. I am so sorry aunty, that yansh can not make up for your face! You fugly!

11. If you are always not interested in going out to swim with friends. Aunty I know why, its because you are scared the PAINTs on your face will come off and your true face will be unmasked!

Most of them will avoid this thread like a plague! [/b]

menix:
Send it to my Otapiapia company(spray anddie.@yahoo.co, we might consider using it for advert..

missmary:
Well... Am not guilty of any of these but a guy has never paid my fare on a bus...

missmary:
Well... Am not guilty of any of these but a guy has never paid my fare on a bus...

nickkylawve:
all of the above

nickkylawve:
all of the above

Kingsley1000:
all the aforementioned names are ugly,research has shown that 80% of NL babes are ugly

vizkiz:
[b]ok, I know lot of people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY

So here goes...

1. You Tag 100 People In on a Picture And Still Get 2 Likes, probably from Your Siblings. Mehn, you are so fugly!

2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all

3. When Your Group Of Girlfriends Wanna take A Picture They Hand Over The phone To You. Its not like they hate you, they don't want the picture to look scary!

4. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus, then you have to do something
about your looks.

5. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your church, they always select you to play the role
of a witch, grandma, vampire or demon but they have never asked you to play the roll of mamiwater. Forget say you get talent, you fit be like witch naturally without make up

6. 75% of girls with names like "sexy/queen/diva/cute/pretty/sugar/bae/mhiz attached to their moniker on Nairaland according to research are usually very

7. 70% of girls that support ChelseaFC are usually ugly. FACT!!!!

9. Ugly girls wont even notice that there is no #8 cos they are so angry with me right now for exposing them.

#10. You always upload pictures with your yansh facing the camera just because you think you have big yansh. I am so sorry aunty, that yansh can not make up for your face! You fugly!

11. If you are always not interested in going out to swim with friends. Aunty I know why, its because you are scared the PAINTs on your face will come off and your true face will be unmasked!

Most of them will avoid this thread like a plague! [/b]

Breeze don blow,una don open the nyansh of some NL Ladies.....


Thumb up Nigga

viclawz:
I refuse 2 bliv u

anigbajumo:
Breeze don blow,una don open the nyansh of some NL Ladies.....


Thumb up Nigga

TheSonOfMark:
Number two seems flawed. Miss Nairaland competition is more like a popularity poll. The most liberal and flirtiest female who frolicks most with the ubiquitous, perverted sex-starved members of my gender on this section and who is considered as the least snub tends to get more votes. It's more like the guys paying her back for being a willing accomplice in their decadent, needless chitchats and _cockteasing.
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viclawz:
I refuse 2 bliv u

nickkylawve:
all of the above

lies from hell