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Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.
Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:
https://www.naijapoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mummy-water.jpg

You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.

She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her,....Read more: http://www.naijapoint.com/forums/topic/10-signs-you-are-dating-a-mammy-water

NaijaPoint:
Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.
Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:
https://www.naijapoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mummy-water.jpg

You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.

She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her,....Read more: http://www.naijapoint.com/forums/topic/10-signs-you-are-dating-a-mammy-water

IDIOT!!!

NaijaPoint:
Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.
Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:
https://www.naijapoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mummy-water.jpg

You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.

She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her,....Read more: http://www.naijapoint.com/forums/topic/10-signs-you-are-dating-a-mammy-water

please tell buhari to provide job

Lol....

NaijaPoint:
Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.
Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:
https://www.naijapoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mummy-water.jpg
You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.
She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
Ever since you started sleeping with her,....Read more: http://www.naijapoint.com/forums/topic/10-signs-you-are-dating-a-mammy-water

fa-tu-ous.

mammy water is the best

[color=#990000][/color] Mammywater kor pappywater ni, it's none of my business

Dude,thanks for making me laff!

runnazz:
mammy water is the best

Lolz

IykeWest:
Dude,thanks for making me laff!

uwc

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Beautiful Nonsense.