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10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by NaijaPoint: 1:08pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them. Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water: You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building. You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”. She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked. She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes. She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later. She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things. Ever since you started sleeping with her,....Read more: http://www.naijapoint.com/forums/topic/10-signs-you-are-dating-a-mammy-water |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by Nobody: 1:23pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
NaijaPoint:IDIOT!!! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by begod: 1:26pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
NaijaPoint:please tell buhari to provide job |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by johnson232: 1:37pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Lol.... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by Dajugba: 3:52pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
NaijaPoint: fa-tu-ous. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by Nobody: 5:04pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
mammy water is the best 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by PModes(m): 9:47pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color] Mammywater kor pappywater ni, it's none of my business |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by IykeWest: 1:12am On Oct 11, 2015 |
Dude,thanks for making me laff! |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by NaijaPoint: 1:59pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
runnazz: Lolz 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by NaijaPoint: 1:59pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
IykeWest:uwc |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by gamaliel121(m): 3:22pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water by Victor0885: 12:51am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Beautiful Nonsense. |
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