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How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by meshack15: 4:20pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Fellow nairalanders, I have been looking for a way to handle this particular private issue, but have decided to bring it here believing that the best advice and solutions could come from you. I have been dating this girl for some time now and believe me she is a very good girl infact a wife material. But the problem I have with her is that she can fart all through the night each time she put up with me, during day time and even when she is with me in my car, it is the same thing. I have tried my best suggesting to her to avoid those heavy food containing carbohydrates and eat less of it so as to reduce the bombing on my head at night and day time but instead of taking my advice, she will always lough over it, I have also advised her to be going to the toilet to do it privately because I know it is a natural thing and so long as she doesn’t release it on my head but makes it private I will not have problem with it since it is a natural thing, but she doesn’t’ listen, the truth is that everybody does this thing, but there is a way you do it that people may even think that you don’t fart. As a matter of fact, the thing is really disgusting and is making her less attractive to me each time she release this thing. Please nd’ Please I need your piece of advice on how to handle this situation. |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by crisycent: 4:25pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Stop having anal séx 3 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by meshack15: 4:27pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
For me dats a taboo,I can't do that. crisycent: |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Stop having doggy style 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by OZAOEKPE(f): 4:35pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
"God wan punish you for penetrating her anus. Farting is to anal sex as death is to sin". |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by IamforGod: 4:35pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Common try to live with it. Am sure there are so many things u do that is worse dan farting sef and she still copes! Besides if she's nt ur wife Wats she sleeping over for? Some girls sef! |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Funny replies, nairalanders would never change, OP. I think you need plank and cement, close the a*s and .......... 3 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
No beans. No eggs. No moi moi. Then PRAY. Only Jesus can save...... All the best bro... 3 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by itsIYKE(m): 4:41pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Cee your doctor ASAP |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Mehn.... U could b a millionaire by converting d farts to nuclear weapons and selling to Iran.... Pls marry dat gal she's your lottery ticket. *cos my maga Don pay shout hallelujah O o* 2 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by deewhone(f): 4:44pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by ronald4lif(m): 4:49pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
She doesn't have respect for you and you aren't discipline enough that's why she keeps repeating it even after severally cautioning her. Next time she tries it when you're together in the car, kick her out but not without ensuring the place isn't an isolated or dangerous area. When in the house with you and she does it then walk her out. You have to take extreme measures if you want her to stop. I think she thinks you're soft and kidding that's why she doesn't bother. 3 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by chelseaboi(m): 4:52pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
The anal splinter is loose...too hard 4 her to stop...anal sex might hve contribute to her anal splinter to be loose...ensure that her food intake is normal and regular use of toilet must be her watch word But I dont support d one that she messes around..i can easily buy d one that she messes when sleeping thus an involuntary action coupled with no obstruction from d loose anal splinter.. |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Kingsley1000(m): 4:58pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
op take her to hospital might be an infection |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Kingsley1000(m): 5:00pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
prettythicksme:do you also fart during doggy? 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Kingsley1000(m): 5:01pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Storeburn:*wicked* |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by walexzee11(m): 5:04pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
I feel your pain Bro!!! But it can be a blessing, you can make invention with that!!! Trap her gas for domestic use 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Kingsley1000(m): 5:10pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
walexzee11:atleast it can generate 100000megaw for our country 2 Likes |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Eleniyan15: 5:15pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
N.p hot Nigga *Bobby anal sex nature ogun idile which one I go talk. now Keep on trying your best I pray she fart in the presence of your family.... then wen they laff @ her or abuse her that she has no manners then she may likely change or when she loose things all because of this fart trust me she go wise up esi mi lo america let her watch her food also if she fart when you both still dey inside d room take heart... it alwaz fun 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by fart: 10:32am On Oct 14, 2015 |
If I see you on the road, I will come and fart in your face |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by meshack15: 2:07pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Do u' know me? fart: |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by rsleeky(f): 3:30pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
modelmike7:lwkmd....funny but true |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by OZAOEKPE(f): 4:50pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
rsleeky:"You look like a baby, how old are you"? |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by rsleeky(f): 10:48pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
OZAOEKPE:got a baby face ain't a baby |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
rsleeky:I also like ur baby face |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by rsleeky(f): 11:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
EbuDox:tanx |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
rsleeky:Just thanks?.. |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:07pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
ronald4lif:
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Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by rsleeky(f): 11:11pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
EbuDox:wat else? |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
rsleeky: |
Re: How Do I Deal With A Farting Girlfriend? by Nobody: 11:22pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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