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Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 7:54am On Oct 14, 2015

FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR BF/GF.....
1.16missed calls?you killed my battery,so u are
capable of killing me....It's Over!!

2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!!

3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing?...It's Over!!

4.So now u are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
it's Over between us!!

5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's
Over!!

6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still
cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!!

7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you
lack patience,I can't date someone who is not
patient..so It's Over!

8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom
when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!!

9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want
our children to be short abi?..It's Over!!

10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused
to warm my Ice cream,you don't care about
me...It's Over!!

11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on
GOD, who m I then...PACK YOUR THINGS... grin

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by dharay99: 7:56am On Oct 14, 2015

hmm, which happens †o b yhurs 0p...

Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 7:59am On Oct 14, 2015

I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man grin

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round embarassed

then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up huh

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Cutehector(m): 8:09am On Oct 14, 2015

Lmao... Its just a nice way of telln her she is too clingy, I need space

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Tallesty1(m): 8:12am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like, is he really breaking up

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 8:15am On Oct 14, 2015

Tallesty1:

What is funny undecided

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 8:17am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Sandydayz(f): 8:23am On Oct 14, 2015

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up

Sh!t

Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 8:28am On Oct 14, 2015

PinkBarbie:

What is funny huh

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Tallesty1(m): 8:29am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
What is funny

He sounded like me tongue

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 8:31am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 8:33am On Oct 14, 2015

Tallesty1:
He sounded like me

and i was considering making u my new boo embarassed

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Tallesty1(m): 8:36am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
and i was considering making u my new boo

What I meant is that he has a pleasant way of saying unpleasant things.

Boo kee, I am not edible tongue

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 8:39am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
What is funny

The way you explained it. grin

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 8:52am On Oct 14, 2015

Estharfabian:
""

For mind you dey laff say u take over abi undecided

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 9:01am On Oct 14, 2015

PinkBarbie:
The way you explained it.

That was how it happened n i was heartbroken cry

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by misspicy(f): 9:07am On Oct 14, 2015

Tallesty1:
What I meant is that he has a pleasant way of saying unpleasant things.

Boo kee, I am not edible

Okay

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by malele(m): 9:09am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up

Which kind line be this lollllll

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 9:09am On Oct 14, 2015

misspicy:
I know am not good enuff for you you deserve a better man

on seeing this i felt like a queen,after a second thought it felt like its the other way round then reality struck and i was like,is he really breaking up

I'm in love with you.

Please help me

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by malele(m): 9:13am On Oct 14, 2015

Strahovski:
I'm in love with you.

Please help me

Misspicy u be celebrity for nairaland ooo.
Every guy in this forum loves u.
Your profile shows boo searching mode, no wonder these men just dey love u.
Nawah ooo

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Nobody: 9:18am On Oct 14, 2015

malele:
Misspicy u be celebrity for nairaland ooo.
Every guy in this forum loves u.
Your profile shows boo searching mode, no wonder these men just dey love u.
Nawah ooo

I want her https://www.nairaland.com/2663842/crush-misspicy-section

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by malele(m): 10:15am On Oct 14, 2015

Strahovski:
I want her https://www.nairaland.com/2663842/crush-misspicy-section

But guy her pic no dey her profile, how u even know say na babe she be?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by malele(m): 10:16am On Oct 14, 2015

Strahovski:
I'm in love with you.

Please help me

U don't need to put please.
Ladies don't fall for please, it's disgusting to them.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by Brooklynsouth(f): 10:49am On Oct 14, 2015

Na so yorubaaaa people dey behave

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines... by b3llo(m): 8:39pm On Oct 14, 2015

snowDiva:
FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR BF/GF.....
1.16missed calls?you killed my battery,so u are
capable of killing me....It's Over!!

2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!!

3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing?...It's Over!!

4.So now u are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
it's Over between us!!

5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's
Over!!

6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still
cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!!

7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you
lack patience,I can't date someone who is not
patient..so It's Over!

8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom
when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!!

9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want
our children to be short abi?..It's Over!!

10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused
to warm my Ice cream,you don't care about
me...It's Over!!

11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on
GOD, who m I then...PACK YOUR THINGS...

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