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How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!! 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER! 3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! 4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us. 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids. 6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over! 7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. 8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over. 9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER. 10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over. 11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things! 12.I gave u 6 eggs to boil 3 and fry 3,u fried the 3 u wey supposed to boil and boiled the 3 yu wey suposed to fry,its over. 13)i posted a picture on facebook and you refused to like it, u are ashamed of me abi? ITS OVER.... 14) y must u pick a man call in my present is over 15)I call u darling and u called me HORNEY indirectly calling my mother a BÈÈ, its OVER. 16)how cum u get light 4 ur house and we no get light..Eh u get another bf 4 nepa office abi....Its OVER!!!! 17)U were sweeping without bending down properly, it seems u will hav pride issues if I marry u...it is over 18)You looked at me and smiled. I now look funny abi! . Its over 19)I asked u to heat water for me u went and boiled it, is over 20)i ask u 2 cum n meet me in an eatery alone, u pack ur frnds cum… i b Bill gate? its over |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Mhizizzy(f): 11:39pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Stale |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Mhizizzy:Mumu... Goan luk for ur sense of humour. Op u try jo, i was actually lol while reading it. |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Israel5(m): 12:31am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Haha. Bt i aint ne'er goina break up with my bone dawg. |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by ever811(m): 12:32am On Jun 04, 2016 |
u promise to always be by my side,yet u were not there when I mistakenly voted for APC ...it is over |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Israel5(m): 12:34am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Mhizizzy:i dnt wnt to sound insultn so i'll say ths; next time, remove ur picture b4 u use the word 'stale'. Thank you. |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Mhizizzy(f): 7:39am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Israel5: Wad has d pix got to do with wad I wrote |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by Israel5(m): 8:25am On Jun 04, 2016 |
Mhizizzy:u wnt 2 force it out of my mouth abi? Ok, u look stale! Seamstress! Dnt quote me again. |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by PHgirl(f): 12:27pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Israel5: O ga ooo. Bia, who did this to you? |
Re: How To Break Up With A Girl - Funny Break Up Lines!!! by ivyT(f): 2:13pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
*yawns* |
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