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tosyne2much:
*Clears throat*

First and foremost, I thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to explore my talent to the world. And I can tell you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you



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As a one time stingy dude, below are the things I used to present to my girlfriends before Mountain of Fire delivered me from the boundage of stinginess

9. Aboniki Balm

This reminds me of a lady dated in the year 1991 called Folake. We so much loved each other that we planned to marry. October 17 was her birthday. Exactly a week to her birthday she had a fell from her staircase when she was thinking about me and her legs were dislocated. As a stingy dude, I smiled and waved to God for answering my prayers. At least, the plan of going to Tantalizers, Mr. Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes to squander money were ruled out. That was how I wrapped and packaged aboniki balm and presented it to her as birthday present


10. Ofada Rice

About a decade ago, I dated a pretty lady named Shade. Shade was the dream girl of every guy. Her front and back side cannot be underestimate (I mean what else is a man looking for?). Shade as a person liked ofada rice to the extent that she could donate one of her kidneys if offered ofada.

For the benefit of those who don't know Ofada rice. This rice is bigger in size than the rice you normally eat and it's kinda delicious. (heard it's imported from Sudan or so). The description os ofada rice is another day jawe. Perhaps, I will open a thread titled " 10 Types of Ofada Rice

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August 25th Shade's birthday and I being her boyfriend thought of getting her a set of pants but after much consideration, this brought me to reality that all my own boxers were porous and stitched. I decided to buy myself a pack of boxers (3 for N1, 500), and packaged three De Rica of ofada rice for her

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tosyne2much:
*Clears throat*

First and foremost, I thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to explore my talent to the world. And I can tell you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you



Back to the topic=»

As a one time stingy dude, below are the things I used to present to my girlfriends before Mountain of Fire delivered me from the boundage of stinginess

9. Aboniki Balm

This reminds me of a lady dated in the year 1991 called Folake. We so much loved each other that we planned to marry. October 17 was her birthday. Exactly a week to her birthday she had a fell from her staircase when she was thinking about me and her legs were dislocated. As a stingy dude, I smiled and waved to God for answering my prayers. At least, the plan of going to Tantalizers, Mr. Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes to squander money were ruled out. That was how I wrapped and packaged aboniki balm and presented it to her as birthday present


10. Ofada Rice

About a decade ago, I dated a pretty lady named Shade. Shade was the dream girl of every guy. Her front and back side cannot be underestimate (I mean what else is a man looking for?). Shade as a person liked ofada rice to the extent that she could donate one of her kidneys if offered ofada.

For the benefit of those who don't know Ofada rice. This rice is bigger in size than the rice you normally eat and it's kinda delicious. (heard it's imported from Sudan or so). The description os ofada rice is another day jawe. Perhaps, I will open a thread titled " 10 Types of Ofada Rice

Back to the topic

August 25th Shade's birthday and I being her boyfriend thought of getting her a set of pants but after much consideration, this brought me to reality that all my own boxers were porous and stitched. I decided to buy myself a pack of boxers (3 for N1, 500), and packaged three De Rica of ofada rice for her

adeh39:
Chaiii...stingy guys

Some of them will deliberately have a fight with the babe 4 days to her birthday...just to avoid the gift

tosyne2much:
*Clears throat*

First and foremost, I thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to explore my talent to the world. And I can tell you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you



Back to the topic=»

As a one time stingy dude, below are the things I used to present to my girlfriends before Mountain of Fire delivered me from the boundage of stinginess

9. Aboniki Balm

This reminds me of a lady dated in the year 1991 called Folake. We so much loved each other that we planned to marry. October 17 was her birthday. Exactly a week to her birthday she had a fell from her staircase when she was thinking about me and her legs were dislocated. As a stingy dude, I smiled and waved to God for answering my prayers. At least, the plan of going to Tantalizers, Mr. Biggs, Mr Fans and the likes to squander money were ruled out. That was how I wrapped and packaged aboniki balm and presented it to her as birthday present

Omotayor123:
Abeg wetin concern suya /Asun concern birthday? Ah don believe it.


@Op, mallam wristbangle nko

Omotayor123:
Tosin Abeg no kill me with laugh jare The girl no Tear you slap
*Rotfl *I don laugh tire. Walahi, you 2much

wristbangle:
Badt geh!

Kazrem:
Tosyne2much don kolo. That #1 got me Rotflmao.

wristbangle:
Wetin u want make I buy for you?

prettythicksme:
Range rover

prettythicksme:
Range rover

adeh39:
Chaiii...stingy guys

Some of them will deliberately have a fight with the babe 4 days to her birthday...just to avoid the gift

rafeelly:
mind blowing fu*k garnished with enough protein sp***... I never try

rafeelly:
which model

wristbangle:
Thief! Ole!

prettythicksme:

brutalkhleo:
my tenth birthday of the year is coming up ooo on Saturday. na every month I dey do bday

Cutehector:
or worse still break up wit her befor her birthday

Oh!...you are right

wristbangle:
Goodmrng dear. How was ur nite? U no dey reply person pm ni?

wristbangle:
I can make such for you dear . When is your Bday date?
Misspicy. Food for thought. Come register your presence here oo

misspicy:
Boo ma binu seems i skipped dis mention....

I love art too,a drawing of me will be forever cherished,am early may born

PunkyVeer:
Lol, even if it looks like this?

misspicy:
Bae even if it looks worse than this,i swear amma love it,i'd use it to decorate my centre table, duplicate it n put by my bedside table also

PunkyVeer:
Awww, didn't know you were such a romantic. That's super duper cute

misspicy:
I still believe in love mum,tho af been severally hurt

Btw,u don anythn abt d mail?