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After much Cajoling ,begging ,pleading, buying and application of CharlesNneji Bang rules, sorting for help from nairaland through the topic " How to make Girl visit you". , seeking elderly advice ,even to the extent of spiritual consultations ,Ichinbong agreed to Finally con see my for house..




After three hours of Intense house cleaning,mopping,cowweb removing,scrubbing,washing,dusting,arranging and resetting, .i was finally ready to receive this beautiful opeke,thin,figure 8 ,bootilicious and hourglass angel called Ichinbong

...Oh i got a feeling that today's gonna be a good day.. if dem talk say today go come,i go say na lie.My whole body no dey balance through out the day as the whole system just day vibrate.

The thought of what i will do to ichinbong that day just dey drive me crazy. Chai. Today na TodAy """ Sebi person way go lost, no go hear hunter whistle.
Not knowing that the event of that visit would change my life completely.

And??

.. '.

So you use one full chapter praise ur self. Ok o. Lemme just take style follow, if symptoms persists I would disembark.

*edited*
Now following fully.

make i book space

make I find plastic chair sit down

We!!!!!?

nickkylawve:

Aaah!! aaah!! not funny pwetty.

Iamsynord:
make I find plastic chair sit down

no Oo..u fit fall.. Na Apoti or stool go make sense

This is a Fictional story..,na Boo osin be d guy.

watch out for

A day with a nairaland upcoming artist
why I no go do money ritual again
lost in Lagos
How 2go relationship landed me in psychiatric home 2
how I saved us from armed robbers
dating a church girl


Abeg no chop pepper when u day read or day place way people too boku make dem no con dey look u one kind.

check my profile to read d other stories

... its Coming

Episode 2 ( The Challenge )

NA WELL DEM GO DIG TO BURRY UR DEADBODY.NO B GRAVE AND ITS BEING DUGGED

Episode 3 ( Research and approach )

Episode 3

Op I dey feel ur swag.. you've got good sense of humour, me don laf tire

classcaptain, watch your back cos I will kidnap you soon.

A beg if I don late post.. just mention at @class captain.. All dis OP . Op too get professional attachment a beg.

if u want ur moniker to feature in d next stories,u fit pm me.. Bless

ClassCaptain:
easy ioo boss

then be fast with the story. I am still waiting for the part two of the last story

Okaakoko:
then be fast with the story. I am still waiting for the part two of the last story

I day come

ClassCaptain:
I day come

better

.#Seems interestinq;op too dey whine emsef to much..#..U dey tear lecturers for wea..

Oya op, why the delay Finish the story naa

Episode 4

As i flow reach one stage,i decide say make i drop d knockout .. i ask her the number she day use wey dey active on whatsapp ..

" Why " She asked surprised ..

No chick don ask me that kind yeye question before.. Why ?? I wan use am play lottery ni. Haha. see this girl o ,me wey be say Even before i finish toasting,na girls bin dey ask for my own number..

I first shock at d question as i bin open teeth down but as per experience, i sharply give am reply....

" haa.lol..i was just chatting with u Now ..u kept me company ""..So because i gave u d chance for us to speak ,u believe u have the effrontry to Ask for my number " She said frowning

I no sabi whether na joke she dey joke but the way lines day comot for her cheek. He be like say she wan serious small.

" No calm down"
" Calm what down " .. I cant give u my number oo.Infact.i dont have a phone.
" Haha as big as you,u dont have a phone
" are u insinuating i am a pauper "
" No"

Op Your Head Dey Dere

Episode 5

" Lol . .. look at his face ...am just joking now..
" Haha " i smiled....
" I was just pulling your legs

" 08076 ......( I for type d full number but funny enough ,some guys fit dey try call d number later so I no go put am.)

She delightfully called her number as i typed it and saved it on my broken Tecno N1 phone.. We talk some other unimportant stuffs and she left..This girl should be interesting.


..I got her number or i no get am ?? I tell una say i be bad guy .no be today .Na me na , na Angel dey talk.!!

..I got home and messaged the babe as i no get credit to call even if i wan borrow, i dey own MTN 200 naira already.

When she come online,i sharply message am..she reply sharply.. Haha.Nice one..I dey throw am,she dey catch am..I day throw am..she day hug am.. what are u wearing ?? She reply.. How are u feeling i no say my bad guys go sabi all this intro naw.


In my usual manner, as d thing day sweet day go.i sharply turn am to sex chat as i ask am to send me a picture of herself in bra.Other girls i no day ask them, dem go just send am but e be like say this one day wait for me first..So if moses no go mountain, mountain gats come meet moses.

booked

story for the gods.. anyways interesting..

Op... So u fink u can woo every girl that comes your way huh?

Lol classcaptain wetin come happen