Hmm

I dey follo u...

I dey follow u like shadow ni oooooo........classcaptain make u na do quick upload oooo

Oboi @op u be bastard I dey feel ur parol...u too get mouth...i dey feel u as u dey feel like obasanjo. Send me ur acct no. make i use 300naira tear ur acct. Ur fada!!

Nigerian galz and sex chat.... Then like am die but b formin like sis eliza .. Op still waiting

OP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR IS OUTTA THIS WORLD,THIS STORY REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE "KISS AND TELL",,,,if you'vent watched it,u are missing out,it's perfect description of op's story op more power to ur elbow

uchegodswill34:
Nigerian galz and sex chat.... Then like am die but b formin like sis eliza
.. Op still waiting

reminds me of the babe i got thru 2go,mehn this girl na veteran sex chatter

op make i no hearsay u eventually lost the bet

Kingsley1000:
OP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR IS OUTTA THIS WORLD,THIS STORY REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE "KISS AND TELL",,,,if you'vent watched it,u are missing out,it's perfect description of op's story op more power to ur elbow

na naija film?

BiitchAmMe:

na naija film?

YES THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST NAIJA CINEMA MOVIES,it's matured and interesting

wabbishh!

BiitchAmMe:
Oboi @op u be bastard I dey feel ur parol...u too get mouth...i dey feel u as u dey feel like obasanjo. Send me ur acct no. make i use 300naira tear ur acct. Ur fada!!

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No be u day wave me wen i dey parol d babe for corner.300 too small wen u hear wetin later befall me

BiitchAmMe:
Oboi @op u be bastard I dey feel ur parol...u too get mouth...i dey feel u as u dey feel like obasanjo. Send me ur acct no. make i use 300naira tear ur acct. Ur fada!!

LMAO!

Chanchit:


LMAO!

since u never disembark,pls modify your previous comment and say something positive.thanks

ClassCaptain:


since u never disembarked,pls modify your comment and say something positive.thanks

Like seriously! So you still remember wetin I talk when me weh talk am do forget? Choi, owk, make I go modify.

ClassCaptain:

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No be u day wave me wen i dey parol d babe for corner.300 too small wen u hear wetin later befall me

lol na true i don forqet say na me wave u for corner wen u wan Rape d girl






























oya Ride on

Where art thou.. .classcaptain. ..

E b like se Class Captain neva finis composing d tori for e head!

Richie0974:
Where art thou.. .classcaptain. ..

op u dey fall my hand,u wan make my battery die b4 u go update

Lest I forget, download that song on my sig', if to say u sing am for that babe e for dey easier for you.
Cc: classcaptain.

ihafiz17:
NA WELL DEM GO DIG TO BURRY UR DEADBODY.NO B GRAVE AND ITS BEING DUGGED

WTF? ?

Following

Following...

Kudos to u bro.....Itz one of ya biggest fan

Episode 6


" Baby u still there " 4 30pm

" Are you there " 5 pm
"Hey " 5 30pm

15 mins pass she no reply..30 mins...maybe na her battery die or she busy.. I chill small.

..One of the other babes ( side chicks) ,Rokiatu ,come visit me, .i tear that one without an iota of mercy,send am comot with okada. That one just dey force herself on me sotey i don tire sef. All through that period of tearing, na Ichinbong me i just day think of.

2 hrs, E be like say she don dey online, I send am again...she no reply.

. Omo e be like say i don f up ..i no suppose rush am like that. Considering say d Girl na half SU ,half bad girl.. I message am like 4 times again,she go read ,the thing go comot double blue tick.yet she no go reply..Haa..i gats see am for school tomorrow be that... But wetin we carry, wetin she throw

Episode 7

Again.,I met with this girl the 2nd time,Day 2.
This time,i went to borrow some nicer clothes from my padi Richie0974 and better perfume other than d aboki perfume wey fit last for 3 days wey i dey use before.

..I wear my confam black alobam shirt ,with better carrot jeans,my rayban glasses con finish work with my dolce and gabbana palm slippers . as i no get wristwatch ,i wear my shabala. Hmmn una day feel d Combination abi... una see as everything set..Even Omotola sef no fit see me now,make she no trip..

Coupled with the chains.blings and my new 100% swag.i know say she suppose trip better.

I saw her coming with two of her friends.Omo why fine girls day always pick wowor girls as friends sef ??


" Hey"
" Hey" .. one of the Friends blushed smiling in reply..
" Can i see u ""
" Me "" ..
She talk as she place hand for chest smiling seriously like person wey hit jackpot.

" No not u..ichinbong "

ClassCaptain:
Episode 7

Again.,I met with this girl the 2nd time,Day 2.
This time,i went to borrow some nicer clothes from my padi Richie0974 and better perfume other than d aboki perfume wey fit last for 3 days wey i dey use before.

Guy you never return am na, I wan use my cloth go catch one babe tomorrow. .

Episode 8

I could see d look of despair on The girl's face..She was not bad but na everybody get hin time..The time is not for her parole.

The other 3rd friend , joke134 ,no gree greet me as i don tear that one with cold pure water and gala like 3 times ,.Each of the time ,i never enjoyed it as her kpetus don deep pass community well.

I hope Seeing this babe dey waka with Ichinbong will not ruin my chances oo..make she no use her bad luck destroy my own plans.

" Me " Ichinbong said ..

See this idiot ooo.Abi wetin day do this chick sef !

" Yes you "
" Ok pls i dont have much time,i have to visit the Fellowship.

" No i wont take your time " i said, still stunned by this girls unbelievable stubbornness.

I apologized for wetin happen for wetin happen and set to the business trying to pacify her..This time,the babe no laugh, she no smile.she just kept checking her time and waving to her friends to calm down..

" Are you through '" She asked rudely after my I son talk all my punchlines, metaphors and wordplays.

Episode 9

" Boo abi boot ,abi na Goat or what did you call yourself , pls stay away from me.

" But
" Heyy heyy" Hold it" Have heard about all your sexcapades " U are looking for your next victim abi"She screamed.

The Lord of Deborah.Ruth and Esther that i serve will not allow u destroy my life " She said as She use winks insult me.
"

The 3rd girl . Joke 134 face just beamed as she burst into a sarcastic laughter.It could be nobody but her responsible for this misfortune.



i was stunned..I have never been this embarrassed. Few people were around and soon ,dem soboleyoke and olofofos started peeping..

" Whats wrong with u baby,dont u know
" Know my foot "" ..See i dont want to insult you..just Stay out of my way .. Pervert. Fool "she said as she waka go meet her friends and they walked hastily away..The 1st friend kind of felt pity for me and am sure she wished say na she i approach..The 3rd girl just dey laugh like Burnt goat ..
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Ride on man!

ClassCaptain:
Episode One.


As a Young ,handsome ,sexy and extremely appealing guy wey i be, Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya's body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes...To get any babe for myself no be my probelm at all.


Infact,I no dey talk much or spend a lot of money before i get babes..To the extent that ladies wey they always form hard to get for other guys .na dem day toast me by demselves.

I no fit count the amount of pms and Dms wey famous girls for nairaland,twitter and other social sites don send me ,some go to the extent of nudes,some money and some guys go even use my picture do Dp because they know once girls see am,dem go fall.,.To cut the long story short,am a Ladies man .

No be say i too get money like that as my papa na primary school teacher but no girl wey i approach wey don ever let me down before.. Some dey even think say na jazz... I was very fresh and always fly hence earning the nickname " Angel "..

Infact,a particular girlfriend of the ruthless Capon of a cult group wanted me to tear her back then and ... as a sharp guy .i chop the fine babe finish and she still pay me join...The Capon with hin boys con attack me for house but as he see say na me. Him hand just Fall '.

Am ashmed u left out d must important details . Hw brilliant u are. Being Handsome is an old fashion tin. OK