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Very cool

lwkmd

fortunately, I never witnessed traffic in lagos

ClassCaptain


iranu


laaro Monday

you try sha

omg!!! this is so so hilarious.

I hate Lagos , but love the stacks it generates. By the way, the sleep in the office girl is nice for spooning from behind.

ibullem:

11. Become a witch


This is purely for the air travel benefits, nothing more.

EDO Airlines.... only for Edo people

LMAO....

Get a nagging wife

When Ambode abandons adminisstration for witchhunt...

The end result is ...commotion!

Reason why there won't be traffic on Lagos road include:-

1. Period of compulsory Strike by NLC
2. 7am - 10am Environmental sanitation days
3. Riot

I often wonder what do cause the horrible traffic jam

na to join Nigerian Association of witches na his sure pass!


team spiritual mobility..

seriously I pray day and night for my company to transfer me back to the east.


Lagos traffic na plague from the pit of hell

Hilarious.
Thumbs up OP.

Please ,am confused,hws ambode the cause...kindly enlighten me

Nuezha:
When Ambode abandons adminisstration for witchhunt...

The end result is ...commotion!

ibullem:
1. Leave Lagos

This is the surest way to beat the traffic.

Go! Move to Ogun State or Ibadan or anywhere else and don’t look back. Sure, there will still be traffic on your way out of Lagos, but look on the bright side, It’s the last time.

so I have been laughing seeing this pic after reading the article

So for jst how many days wey una feel hold up una dey shout....wetin ikorodu people go come talk? Since wey dem do BRT road, dem neva open am till now, coupled with island hold-up......we no dey sleep sef!

hahahahaha!! this is some cool stuff!!!

AdmiralDru:
Cc ibullem
"...those mainland to island suckers..."

Lol.

Yes ooo

Even me sef follow for the lot too man must wack

Eleniyan15:
ClassCaptain



iranu



laaro Monday


you try sha

Na monday morning traffic cos am ooo

Abeg give this op 10 bottles of Big ORIJIN

damton:
once you get home from work, just bath and eat then start leaving your house for work the next day

I think this by far is the best one... gosh lmao!!! is it that bad, i work and live on the island tho and ermmm it's 15 mins from my place to the office on foot, 5mins on bike.. sometimes i get up 6:50 and get to the office 7:15.... i don't envy you guys ooo

Pls tell the flat-heads to move to the 'yeast' thank you.. all omo yeeboes, pls take note

ibullem:
1. Leave Lagos

This is the surest way to beat the traffic.

Go! Move to Ogun State or Ibadan or anywhere else and don’t look back. Sure, there will still be traffic on your way out of Lagos, but look on the bright side, It’s the last time.

3rdlegxxx:
I think this by far is the best one... gosh lmao!!! is it that bad, i work and live on the island tho and ermmm it's 15 mins from my place to the office on foot, 5mins on bike.. sometimes i get up 6:50 and get to the office 7:15.... i don't envy you guys ooo

I can totally relate to both sides of the tales.

Used to go to work from Iyana Ipaja, my office is at Lekki. Would leave home 5am Monday morning and still get to the office late. Mind you we resumed 9am. That's 4hrs plus on the road.

But since I moved close to the office, just 10mins away, I can afford to over sleep and still get to the office as early as early. Self for today which I was coming from the mainland.

CR77:
A wailing theory

It just has to be politics for you sha...

Na joke section we dey ooo

Hahaha

OP, I throway salute oooo

ok.. good for u Op

I can't fit laugh

I no see number 14..

Something is missing.

Say what. ?

No. 1 That is the best bet. I ran away from Lagos in 2001 after 16 years of suffering endless inexplicable traffic jams. The last straw was the day I spent the entire night at Iyana Ipaja in a mother of all traffic jams.

I ran to Abuja and now the mere thought of even flying over Lagos by Arik gives me palpitation of the heart. I don't want to die prematurely joor.

Dem tell una to vote PDP, una no gree na, Fashola tried and was punished for going against Jagaban, Ambode is a stooge 100% and this is what Jagaban has for Lagosians as dem don fall him hand for Federal level.