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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 4:49pm On Oct 20, 2015
swisscarter:
LOL TRUE O...but this one make me vex, i was planning to get hostel accomodation from tomorrow now its ruined
you mean temporary accommodation?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:50pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

hahahaha... true o! that should be the most dramatic clearance exercise ever. there was a stampede in one of the days and many lost valuables. it was horrible.

Lolz....
Seems small small oil from heaven is touching uniben head every year for clearance exercise @dy kip getting berra evary yr...
Like I was surprised wen some peeps said dy were allotted time for deir clearance which ain't so as at last year.


Yeah, heard a gal died n many were injured
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 4:51pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:

The former smiley



then why didn't you pack your things fully from LAG?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 4:53pm On Oct 20, 2015
swisscarter:
YEA...at least i saw some "females" so today wasnt totally bad grin
hahaha... so the sight of females relieve stress to comfortable extent. grin . Someone on this thread bemoaned lack of females to flirt with in Engineering faculty, I laughed my head off that day.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:53pm On Oct 20, 2015
Princecalm:



then why didn't you pack your things fully from LAG?


Smh...
As our elders always say.... Commonsense ain't common *spits chewing stick
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Grandest(m): 4:53pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:



Whoa, pharmacy... Dats really tough, u Ve to cram lots of drugs in yo head...

Wow, so Pharmacist..... *turns to him*wats ur name again, dearie
Do you mean my real name? My name is erm... Permit me to know yours first.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 4:54pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:

Hahaha!

Why not come with ur full load? That's a mistake I'm about to regret.. cry
Thats wat Im doing. I want to go as close to resumptn as possible. Im packin all my load, Imnt cumin bk.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:55pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

hahaha... so the sight of females relieve stress to comfortable extent. grin . Someone on this thread bemoaned lack of females to flirt with in Engineering faculty, I laughed my head off that day.

Hahahaha... All dose engineering guys come to faculty of arts to look for girls.

Only few gals are in Engineering sha, n some of dem are even masculine or have Tom boy features.... It's all good
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 4:59pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:



Smh...
As our elders always say.... Commonsense ain't common *spits chewing stick



I think that is because you got another plan stuck in your head and that is to finish with the physical clearance as quick as possible, rush back to LAG, do some stuffs and then say your goodbye to everyone.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 5:00pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ksslib:

Na so. Me sef no wan rush. I ll likely do mine on Friday, Sat or Sun.

The important ones are ready which is my waec and neco cos I dey use two sittings. Na one winch like that for our village mark my English, so I gats mix results like rice and beans. But I was disappointed sha, I dnt know if the error was on my part or the fact that my surname almost has the whole 26 alphabets(edo pipu and long names sha undecided), but dem omit one letter from my surname in one of my results. I don already collect original so going to neco for correction is not an option I even want to think about.

I just dey wait for wetin my clearance officer go talk that day. If he tells me to go to neco for correction, I go just tell am for there "oga thank you. Una fit keep the admission. I no want again. People wey learn work never die".
hahahahahahaha!!!! Ksslib o! your flawless sense of humour rinses the soul from the rubbles of daily stress that wears and tears life. lol.. mixed results like rice and beans! you don kolo! hahahaha! Why not swear an affidavit to cover that lapse in name? At least, an affidavit can cover for such omission. Also, I hope the names on both results tally? please, be meticulous of these infinitesimal details, they may pose a fly in the ointment.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Rick9(m): 5:01pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:



Lol, yeah I knew it... Hw r u doing today
am cool and u, hope u were admitted ?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by deramarks(f): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2015
gloryaaa:
imagine...dose wif 50..r u sure
. Very sure ooo ma fwends 50 52. Admitted already
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2015
@Ray360, RobinHez,is there anything like temporary accomodation for people who are doing their physical clearance?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RegalD(m): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:
RegalD . Finest word Weaver, Your penmanship summons Shakespeare from his sepulchre. I hail o
Thanks but I'm still learning
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by thatniqqress(f): 5:04pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:


Ah! Dem say make we come 2morow o.. embarassed
lol doh. that's uniben for you.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 5:04pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:



Lol, i didn't say I hate it totally, I like it wif Banga or Slimy soup.... Can't eat Egusi!!!!


Ama breezy #, am just bored here at home
Benin people like Banga soup ehn... especially with starch! I only enjoy banga soup with white rice.

Some soft "ajebutter" girls don't like Eba, and if they must stomach the will to eat eba, they use a spoon.

why do Benin people call fufu Santana? I was at June 12 canteen (Blessed canteen) during post ume, I ordered for Fufu, na so dem say "na Santana dey" I come say, wetin be Santana..grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Yonddaime(m): 5:06pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:
All these ones using Robin in their monicker sef.. undecided
lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 20, 2015
Grandest:
Do you mean my real name? My name is erm... Permit me to know yours first.
.

Lol, Gentlemen first o
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:08pm On Oct 20, 2015
Princecalm:



then why didn't you pack your things fully from LAG?
I'm not ready embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:08pm On Oct 20, 2015
thatniqqress:

lol doh. that's uniben for you.
Twas so annoying...with all those students walking up and down like officials undecided
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 5:10pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:


Lolz....
Seems small small oil from heaven is touching uniben head every year for clearance exercise @dy kip getting berra evary yr...
Like I was surprised wen some peeps said dy were allotted time for deir clearance which ain't so as at last year.


Yeah, heard a gal died n many were injured
The new system is very healthy, accommodating and hazard-free. They have learnt their lessons! I was among the rescue team then. some Minions were taking pictures of the helpless victims instead of helping them live girls were mostly victims! I wonder why a girl will flex muscles with muscular guys with intimidating brawn. some lost their phones, money, watches etc.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by gloryaaa(f): 5:10pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:

See this babe o! grin



The earlier u get cleared, the better for you tongue

Lectures start on the 9th cool
Hehe...4 ur mind Abi...doing my clearance 2moro or Thursday...getting all my documents 2moro
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:11pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

hahaha... so the sight of females relieve stress to comfortable extent. grin . Someone on this thread bemoaned lack of females to flirt with in Engineering faculty, I laughed my head off that day.
lipsrsealed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

Benin people like Banga soup ehn... especially with starch! I only enjoy banga soup with white rice.

Some soft "ajebutter" girls don't like Eba, and if they must stomach the will to eat eba, they use a spoon.

why do Benin people call fufu Santana? I was at June 12 canteen (Blessed canteen) during post ume, I ordered for Fufu, na so dem say "na Santana dey" I come say, wetin be Santana..grin


Lol, most bini people LOVE EGUSI SOUP ooo.
Yeah, I love Banga n white rice also, OMG, so delicious..
Lol, m an aje butter bt not dose over pampered spoilt brats!!!!! I don't enjoy eba wif spoon, na bondage....


Lol, yeah dy do oooo. Dy call it akpu nd 6 to 6 also...
cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:13pm On Oct 20, 2015
Venus007:
Thats wat Im doing. I want to go as close to resumptn as possible. Im packin all my load, Imnt cumin bk.

U can't get cleared in a day...u won't stand the stress.

And it gets worse when it spills over to resumption time.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 5:14pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:


Hahahaha... All dose engineering guys come to faculty of arts to look for girls.

Only few gals are in Engineering sha, n some of dem are even masculine or have Tom boy features.... It's all good
hahahaha... no mind them! Engineering no be moi moi course o. I respect those guys! I also respect female engineers, to muster the gusto to study such raw course is not a will Spineless scallywags can Wield.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:15pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

The new system is very healthy, accommodating and hazard-free. They have learnt their lessons! I was among the rescue team then. some Minions were taking pictures of the helpless victims instead of helping them live girls were mostly victims! I wonder why a girl will flex muscles with muscular guys with intimidating brawn. some lost their phones, money, watches etc.



Lol, so u be Red Cross ni?!!!.
Nigerians n pics!!!!! I pity dis country
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:15pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ray360:

hahahaha... no mind them! Engineering no be moi moi course o. I respect those guys! I also respect female engineers, to muster the gusto to study such raw course is not a will Spineless scallywags can Wield.

Lol, yeah... It ain't easy for girls o
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Yonddaime(m): 5:15pm On Oct 20, 2015
please from past experiences will there be a dead line for ONLINE clearance.?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 5:16pm On Oct 20, 2015
gloryaaa:
Hehe...4 ur mind Abi...doing my clearance 2moro or Thursday...getting all my documents 2moro
Really?

If u dey 2morow...abeg "Holla at ur boy" o! grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by thatniqqress(f): 5:16pm On Oct 20, 2015
RobinHez:

Twas so annoying...with all those students walking up and down like officials undecided
normal ish. and engineering faculty is usually slow.
just don't stress yourself too much, if not, you'd get frustrated on time.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:17pm On Oct 20, 2015
Rick9:
am cool and u, hope u were admitted ?

Ama breezy #. Yeah, I was

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