Ray360:

hahahah... NO be body bleach sef, na soul. leave am, na Uniben sun and stress go disfigure am.

The thing dey rampant for Lag now....everyone wants to be lightskinned!

Ray360:

As the oar of the Ray group, you must serve mine first before tasting anything. . Failure to do that will lead to outright dismissal from the Ray clique.

Lol, hehehehehehe....
Change of plans, ma mum said we eating rice 2nyt, so come join us....


Lol, u re ma boss na.... Wait o, where's chef. JayBray?!

Following d gathering of documents for clearance,i went to my secondary sch to enquire abt my neco cert..bt dey said its nt ready,being dat i took d exam last yr.they said neco cert takes time before being released....pls can a statement of result work in its place?....Godwin10,Robin,supernover e.t.c

Emodeee:

i'm ok.

u sef sabi that song? Nice. Thanks for completing the lyrics.
So wetin dey happen for ur side?

Kay Kay o.

Lol, I know d lyrics bt hate d artiste....
Nothing o, I just dey stationary jor o!!!
Hws Lasgidi n Yabatech, hws ur studies too

Ksslib:

Na so. Fast guy nno be theif.

Uniben better clear una tomorrow so we yet to clear go know what to expect.

Make una register jhor..

Ebayray:


Lolz... The rate at which black people are going extinct dese days is alarming ooo

Especially ...... ladies! The melanin that tans the skin has its protective functions, and once it wears off due to habitual use of some bleaching cream , it exposes the cutaneous layers below to harsh environmental and climatic hazards and reduces the Clotting Ability of the skin, therefore leading to haemophiilia. I am dark! I won't alter this complexion for anything .

Giitheon:
Following d gathering of results for clearance,i went to my secondary sch to enquire abt my neco cert..bt dey said its nt ready,being dat i took d exam last yr.they said neco cert takes time before being released....pls can a statement of result work in its place?.......

Yes, love

Ebayray:
.
Lol, Gentlemen first o

Okay boss. My name is Alex. Can I know yours now?

Ray360:

Especially ...... ladies! The melanin that tans the skin has its protective functions, and once it wears off due to habitual use of some bleaching cream , it exposes the cutaneous layers below to harsh environmental and climatic hazards and reduces the Clotting Ability of the skin, therefore leading to haemophiilia. I am dark! I won't alter this complexion for anything .

Lol, not even for £200 million grand!!!!

Grandest:
Okay boss. My name is Alex. Can I know yours now?

Mine's Nicolette....

Nice meeting you

RobinHez:

That's no excuse bro...

All clearance I did happened between last week and now.

I promised myself not to fidget, even in the (angry) face of my clearance officer.

When we stop treating them like demi-gods, then they'll stop treating us fvcking worshippers

That's you And your decision! You are psychologically well seasoned. some are still babies at heart.

Ebayray:


Kay Kay o.


Lol, I know d lyrics bt hate d artiste....

Nothing o, I just dey stationary jor o!!!

Hws Lasgidi n Yabatech, hws ur studies too

why do u hate the artiste?

Like u won't mind losing ur virginity to him.

fine. See hw u mentioned the school like say u know am sef. The name sweet for mouth ba?

Ebayray:



Mine's Nicolette....

Nice meeting you

Amazing! Nice meeting you Nicolette. I just sent you a mail. Could you kindly send your mobile number?

Ksslib:

Yea, hopefully all works out well for the clearance officer's sake.

Cos as I dey lose my admission, Ubth go admit am dat day dat day for first batch.

hahaha... you no go lose admission. Just pray you meet amiable clearance officers. some will pronounce your surname and be like "are you from so so.and so place?" ...lol

Ksslib:

Yea, even when I called one of my secondary school teachers to complain, he told me to swear an affidavit. I go swear am sha, then upload am under that evidence of name column.

Yea. Every other detail tallies...date of birth. .lga.. disability e..t..c

Talking about disability, I no tell you? The cafe guy asked me to fill in blind under disability when jamb form came out. Na so I take blast jamb and pume oh. Everybody in the hall thought I was blind. For where! Me just dey download pple work with my alleged blind eye.

As we wan enter hall sef,the female invigilator just confidently dey adjust her bra for my front. I just dey laugh one kain wicked laugh inside. The invigilator go look me shake head con say "poor boy".me sef go reply for my mind shake head "poor woman".

No reason am oh... From where I come, we no dey carry last lai lai. We sharp pass over serious students pencil.

.....lwkmd!......are u 4real..

Ray360:

That's you And your decision! You are psychologically well seasoned. some are still babies at heart.

Wrong!

I'm not well seasoned yet...I'm still like them, but I'm trying to get out...and when I come out, I'll do everything in my ability to bring others out.

Emodeee:


why do u hate the artiste?

Like u won't mind losing ur virginity to him.

fine. See hw u mentioned the school like say u know am sef. The name sweet for mouth ba?

I dunno o...

Are you crazy?!! U've started 'gain o...

I like the name sha

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THREAD EVER.OOOO .sorry 4 d delays @ auditorium tho buh ma dad told me at 11 a.m tht nothing was going to happen he said even 2mao buh dont take this as a periquisite for not going stil go n check

Ebayray:


Ama breezy #. Yeah, I was

we were not cleared today, anyway which course.

Grandest:
Amazing! Nice meeting you Nicolette. I just sent you a mail. Could you kindly send your mobile number?

Thanks....

Lol, hmmmm. Y do you want it

RobinHez:
The thing dey rampant for Lag now....everyone wants to be lightskinned!

over rampant! Everybody wan yellow!

Rick9:
we were not cleared today, anyway which course.

Eayah, sorry...

Law

Ebayray:



I dunno o...

Are you crazy?!! U've started 'gain o...

I like the name sha

if he asks for ur hands in marriage, sheee u go decline?

I'm nt crazy. I like the fact that u r a virgin, let me get in dere, kin si gate e.
Virgin p.unani is always tight and sweet.

so u r a groupie to which artiste?
Dn't tell me u have none.

Ebayray:


Eayah, sorry...
Law

nice I will try again 2moro

Ebayray:


Eayah, sorry...
Law

nice I will try again 2moro

Ebayray:




Lol, hehehehehehe....
Change of plans, ma mum said we eating rice 2nyt, so come join us....


Lol, u re ma boss na.... Wait o, where's chef. JayBray?!

lol... Just reserve mine. I won't condone any excuse. Jaybray has not been efficient. write her a query. lol

Ebayray:


Yes, love

thanks ma'am....

SuperNover:
what's your course again? CSC or CPE?

CSC

Ebayray:



Lol, amen oh. Hws urs too

I am seeing thursday as a possible day to conclude everything..

Ebayray:


Lol, shey na girl u go clear or na documents

BOTH

Emodeee:



if he asks for ur hands in marriage, sheee u go decline?

I'm nt crazy. I like the fact that u r a virgin, let me get in dere, kin si gate e.
Virgin p.unani is always tight and sweet.

so u r a groupie to which artiste?
Dn't tell me u have none.

Lolz, he nr go even see me talk less ask 4 marriage o... He's a confamd player, and as u know, old habits die hard!!!!.


Davey, please stop all dese foolishness... I beg of u!!!!


Uh, I think ma present celeb crush (es) recently are Reekado banks nd August Alsina

Grandest:
Amazing! Nice meeting you Nicolette. I just sent you a mail. Could you kindly send your mobile number?

Lol