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Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op): 8:02pm On Oct 20, 2015
American Relationship.
1st day=Date

2nd day=hug

3rd day=hug again

4th day=kiss

5th day=long kiss

6th day=sex
Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but failed
12th day=tried to have sex but failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Zeedarh(f): 8:32pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hehehehehe....LMAO grin grin grin
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op): 8:42am On Oct 21, 2015
Zeedarh:
Hehehehehe....LMAO grin grin grin
lol...saw it somewhere, so I just share for fun
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Zeedarh(f): 8:47am On Oct 21, 2015
Rapsodee:
lol...saw it somewhere, so I just share for fun
Mary prefers 'ready made'
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op): 8:57am On Oct 21, 2015
Zeedarh:
Mary prefers 'ready made'
Lol...isn't it gud?
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Zeedarh(f): 10:17am On Oct 21, 2015
Rapsodee:
Lol...isn't it gud?
its gud oh. Who nor like beta thing? grin
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op): 11:22am On Oct 21, 2015
Zeedarh:
its gud oh. Who nor like beta thing? grin
ur head dey dere wink
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op): 7:03pm On Oct 21, 2015
Zeedarh:
its gud oh. Who nor like beta thing? grin
wat department
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Zeedarh(f): 7:07pm On Oct 21, 2015
Rapsodee:
wat department
Accounting. u?
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op):
Zeedarh:
Accounting. u?
Mcb
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Rapsodee(op):
Rapsodee:
Mcb
Zeedarh
Re: Difference Between the American And the Nigerian Relationships. by Trut(m): 7:43pm On Oct 21, 2015
Funny
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