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Pataki:
What is this tsetse fly feeling like? Mention my name and stop typing like a coward.

Idiotic verbiage that amounts to senseless rambling. There are moderators on this board. I have told you and openly stated that even Seun can be called upon to verify if I ever made a request for you to be banned.

You are one of the manure fans that really tries to feel among. Go and learn from erudite manure fans like afrodoc, StarBoard, Sinizia, Jackal/Sauron/Coogar, tkb417, Emperor, AdeLaNa1, dopeJemi, Purist, and so many others.....

Pataki is a one man army beast. I have earned my stripes in bans. So if you get banned, that is your freaking headache. You are lucky that your id was not even wiped off from this forum. Stay in your lane. Pataki is a certified NL weere when he is in his elements.

funlord:


My guy don't mind nihilist abeg! It should be an honour for any CHELSEA FAN to even interact for 1 minute with even a 1 day old "MAN UNITED" fan because engaging football royalty purifies their souls and helps them to attain clarity about matters in football when they engage with our ilk!

I'm even ashamed that in his summation about the issue he had to resort to the "old, sad and tired I'm old on nairaland or I miss the good old days recycled crap" that old members tend to spill when they have no solution to their despair on boards! I thought I only heard such moaning from all those bitter single/married women in the family section and not on a _fucking soccer thread!

Half of them that have suddenly become contrite are "so guilty" themselves of the offence of "idiotic trolling" that they actually deserve more than the poundings they receive here for being consistent twits! When have you ever seen 1 of them raise or post any objective football topic that we can even debate on regarding united or even chelsea or arsenal?

I've been here since may 2015 and this is the 2nd time I've been banned unjustly by rival fans who can't stand the same trolling that they love to spread on this thread! The 1st time was because 1 cowardly gayner ran to report me when he could not stand the shower of vitriol he was receiving from me and I provided evidence of it when he was bragging on their thread of how he got me banned and secondly was when that sad ape got us all banned from a few days ago!

Now my point is this look at my posts on this thread consistently! With this moniker as well as my "boss kratos moniker" which I use when banned, I steadily post stories regarding all clubs and united! Statements from van gaal, players or stats that we can use as a foundation for healthy soccer banter! How many of them ever join the convo? How many of them ever contribute to the soccer conversation around here? Despite their so called LONGEVITY on nairaland or their "acting big man status"?

All they think about is celebrating parties after losses and then posting stupid gifs about depay or past losses from years back? If that is how OLD members behave then they should all be tagged OLD FOOLS then!

My own is simple! Practise what you preach! Most times when brawls begin here its because gayners and shekpites instigate it, whenever I'm here having a debate with man united fans and sometimes that aare kakanfo guy that is a milan fan the banter always revolves around football and not individuals like depay or hazard! The next thing some offline nobodies will be crying after getting checked for their immaturity while screaming "don't quote me" on a forum that they have spent half their own on line lives on, quoting others just to spill trash in an attempt to troll!

Men! _fuck it! Some of them here are so petty and so take online shite to heart that they start crying about likes and are always quick to refer to a past beat down they may have received here when at a loss to counter arguments! Who's business is that? So you expect to come to another mans house _fuck his wife, slap his kids, empty garbage in his parlour and expect him to thank you for a job well done?

Abeg just ignore all their sanctimonious crap! I'm a united fan to the core and I'm not even going to go into the levels of my own fandom! Just like on every section I've been on in n.l my knowledge on the subject matter that may concern the thread is at the apex level so if you are going to engage me please come correct! Last but not least there is a reason I'm known as the "funlord", I bring the fun along with me on my travels, but when the time is right, believe me I can also bring the pain! Man U 4 Life! _fuck the rest...........

Leyqute:
Because you're a lowly e-rat looking for cheap attention.

If you want to contribute to this thread, choose your words wisely and make your argument simple and Void of insults. If na Troll You come troll, do it with sense as well. That's the Only way you can survive.

If you however choose to peddle jibber-jabber youre only piling junk on the thread- and WE. DON'T.LIKE.IT

StarBoard:
Chai!!!
Abeg wet in I do you na? ? ?

sinizia:
Recently ke? From the first week I joined this thread till now, Nihilist has been promoting fights across various boards. He's the Don King of all footie fights. I like the nigga, he's very educated and knows his onions, but on this one, he typed pure fuckery with the hypocritical post of his.

Leyqute:
Because you're a lowly e-rat looking for cheap attention.

If you want to contribute to this thread, choose your words wisely and make your argument simple and Void of insults. If na Troll You come troll, do it with sense as well. That's the Only way you can survive.

If you however choose to peddle jibber-jabber youre only piling junk on the thread- and WE. DON'T.LIKE.IT

funlord:


Haba! You no dey among na! Na all this ones wey dey like report to mods and too dey throw party I dey refer too jare! No long thing! Na morning devotion all man dey do today! Lol...

StarBoard:
Ok bro.
The Lord is your strength.
I thank God for your life. You are blessed.

sinizia:
Yeah, you are very right. Hail Saint Kolade and Airmark!! Yeah, Kolade wasn't insulting and has never insulted people or their parents. Even you, Airmark, don't insult. You are very clean. Yeye dey smell.

funlord:
Pataki! I agree you are a beast! "YOU are actually A BEAST OF BURDEN! You have earned your stripes in calling mods you _stupid, 2 faced, deluded coward! I concur!

Look boy! You were caught like the little crybaby prat that you are and I EXPOSED you! You are not, will not and cannot ever be on my level as far as soccer or regards anything else in your sad life is concerned! I saw you viewing so I had to send you that subliminal message! Your insecurity has caused you to respond abi? Lol............

By the way I don't need to consistently mention _idiots like YOU in my posts! I don't want to be associated with retards such as yourself!
Now kindly get the _fuck back into your distorted world of gayner purgatory! Your time to be noticed has expired! Hopeless _moron!

sinizia:
He got everything right. Dude was trying to "subliminally" insult those that registered in recent times. Mystic1 is hundred percent correct. Let's call a spade a fùcking spade!! It doesn't matter when one registered, as long as he is not trolling senselessly, has knowledge of the game or willing to learn, then the person should be taken along. That not everyone joined NL since 2005 doesn't mean they haven't started watching footie before then.

Leyqute:
A-beg me sef wan be pastor. How many goats I go buy?

Nihilist:
There's nothing hypocritical about my post, and I never claimed to be a saint. Afterall I just came back from a lengthy ban for rowing with one of you guys.

Now check this, that Mystic fella who I'd never seen before the Bayern v Arsenal, appeared to launch onto these boards with all the Aggresion of a stealth bomber and none of its subtlety.

Started by insulting Dayo till that one almost burst into tears, the next day he was on Elampiro's case -and that one duly ran away away as well.

Then I woke up this morning to find that I was his next target.

I can't remember ever seeing that Moniker's football-related posts on these boards over the last God knows how many years, but over the last 2 days I've seen a lot of his insults.

Coincidental? I think not.

Now I'm no stranger to text battling on here. And I appreciate a well crafted line as much as the next man.

When one of your co-fans called Chelsea lads "sperm-sipping-mongs", I am on record propsing it as the line of the year.

When another one of your fans made a meme dissing me, I found it so hilarious, I made it my DP.

And that's what is lacking in many interactions here these days. Humour. It's not about yabbing people for the lolz anymore, it seems that guys are actively trying to destroy the self esteem of the next man, simply to look like an e-star. The biggest problem however is that a lot of people here aren't emotionally mature enough to tell the difference.

If you must be deeply honest with yourself, you will notice that there is a clear division even between you Manyoo fans. There are quite a few regulars who only visit these days to view and maybe post just one or two.

It's exactly the same on my thread.

When I know from previous antecedents, that the next guy has nothing to offer save for poorly worded, regurgitated insults, then why bother engaging him?

adebayo201:
1 Cor 14:40(kjv)

StarBoard:
Ok bro.
The Lord is your strength.
I thank God for your life. You are blessed.

StarBoard:
The hypocrisy displayed is galling and mind numbing.
I don't know how else to put it.

These same people who have cursed and insulted me others and are now forming contenders for 2016 Nobel peace prize.

AdeLaNa1:
If u really feel that way tho, then why dont u go start a new thread where u and all those dudes u mentioned in ur post can all go hold hands and sing Kumbaya

Pataki:
Out of the same mouth you don use to curse one retardő the whole night, you dey use am to bless another hopeless fool in the morning?

Small time now, una go dey say Pataki is not a born again. I am praying for repentance for all of una.

Pataki:
Coogar where art thou?

Why are you always missing when I have bragging rights from my team? Did you see what we did to Bayern and their so-called Alagolo of a defender?

StarBoard:
I don repent.
I go pray after the message of MaziOmenuko. It touched my heart.
I did not say you were not born again o o.

Abeg today is a holy day. We are fasting and wearing sackcloth and ashes.

The Lord bless you might,y for exploits today, bro.

Leyqute:
£ go soon clear for your eye. We all know as Arsenal dey do

Pataki:
LOL! You still haven't learned your lesson. At least you are not starting your comment with that foolish emoticon smiley that depicts the insanity raging in your gutter skull. You will get schooled severely should you choose to keep on this path of your monotonous boring stewpeedity. I am the cyber-cure for deluded nitwits of your ilk.

How did you expose me? See me see this rodent feeling fly. You remind me of that Greek goat, I came across last week who foolishly thinks it is the best thing on this island.

You are trying too hard to feel among. I can almost feel your keyboard frustration. What do you know about football other than quoting (copy and paste) SkyNews and wikipedia and posting it here. You wear stewpeedity with the most graceful aplomb! What a glorious gerbil you truly are.

Pataki:
Go and sin no more. Mazi na certified ashawo storyteller, don't pay attention to him.

You should listen to certified and ordained priests/prophet like us. Afterall, I prophesied like Prophet Ezekiel of old about una merefish of a player. Your people insulted the living daylight out of this living prophet.

StarBoard:
Ahahaha

me I listen to the message (sometimes) not the messenger. I can't listen to some people even if they bring the message of salvation.

As per Memphis, I'm not ready to give up on him just yet. He was player of the season in the Eredivisie so I guess he has some kind of quality. He has been frustrating to watch as a United fan to be honest .

Am not ready to make the adaptation excuse for him given the huge fee we paid for a 21 year old, after all Martial is on his way and he has similar scenario regarding his transfer to United.

StarBoard:
Including insulting?

Just asking for clarification o.Abeg I no dey fight today.

funlord:


See the emoji! Are you now pained? Oya go behind your house and start smooching your transformer!
Your posts are exactly always like those of an experienced _idiot! Full of sound and fury but signifying nothing! Empty and vapid rants that excite you and you alone! I'm sure you had a lot of parental issues when you were still a growing simian! You seem to be a naturally unhappy ape!

So what is wrong with copying and pasting news from sky sports/goal.com/uefa/ you tube/ wikipideia etc when trying to bring breaking news, justify team selection or to make a point to _morons like you? You must be studying a "masters in _stupidity course" over there in the netherlands!

Or is my brain an Ipad? My knowledge is definitely more vast as regards man uniteds trivia than those of other clubs so why should I not consult a clubs website when trying to prove to their gay or bus parking fans that their logic is wrong? At least I'm not like you that relies on the METRO for your pearls of soccer wisdom or information! I'm sure you don't even realise the metros standing as a colossal joke among other papers in europe! Ask coogar or nihilist to clarify for you!

Hopeless curmudgeon! calling me insane shows your cerebral cortex lacks illumination. Asking me how I exposed YOU shows that you are myopic and mentally deranged. "Where you caught bragging on your gayner thread about getting me banned or not?" TRUE or FALSE? Witnesses yapa 4 here!

Abeg just run along and go and sort that your diminishing CGPA. After you achieve that then go and read another course on how to learn manners and also how to interact on a public forum without abusing someone who does not share your _moronic ideology or delights in bragging about getting monikers banned.

Hurry up and also go and search my whole NL history to see if you can find anything you can use for a rebuttal you hear? We all know that is your modus operandi, since you are to dumb to think on the spot! After all I know you are suffering from a new strand of the AIDS virus! Abysmal IQ Deficiency Syndrome! Bloody tool!