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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by exalt2009: 7:16am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
thanks alot bro. But i dont know how dis works.

My Brother, locate any baba ijebu lotto agent and write it out or show him what I send to you....
the agent know what to do thereafter......

I love nairalanders bcus they are good people

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by joanana(f): 7:20am On Oct 24, 2015

Take to share bar in Victoria Island. Sing your heart Out!!!!. If you stay in Lagos ooo.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by aluko1010: 7:22am On Oct 24, 2015

If I were u. If u are a xtian go to Church with yr girl friend. Take yr transport away from the money and use the rest as offering. Pray that God should turn things around for good. Believe me by 24 u will thank God .challenge God and see. I have done it many times.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by mozart1893(m): 7:29am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

GBAM......
TWALE FOR YOU...

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by gary400(m): 7:29am On Oct 24, 2015

guy just cook food....moreover all dose mama wey dey always dey sell stuffs around hostel...u go fit arrange g-oil,drinks etc wey no go rich #500....gv ur bae d 1k make she use am buy fulll chicken/turkey.....shoti ye e baami...

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by cele360: 7:31am On Oct 24, 2015

use d one thousand naira to buy recharge card and send to all ur friends that today is my birthday, perhaps some of them might send u money or a gift a cross u now start from there , if they come looking for u at home just to attend d birthday u tell them dat everything has just finished that they came late, ask him to drop d gift before he lives lolzzzzz very Important

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Ninilowo(m): 7:33am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

chei, see economist we ve been longing for in Nigeria. You deserve everybody's like. Abeg add my own join.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 7:39am On Oct 24, 2015*

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by bigerboy200: 7:40am On Oct 24, 2015

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

op said he has only 1k...

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 7:43am On Oct 24, 2015

If your girl can make meat pie, you can buy flower (#250), Irish potato (#100), corn beef or meet (#250), butter (#100), curry and thyme (40), and seasoning (#10). Totalling #750. Then you buy drinks. I wish you a happy birthday.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by baski92(m): 7:47am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

buy forter carlk u juice 15 dry grin 2 big bottle 500. Mix am with water enough In big rubber with better ice block, disposal cups 200. With just 850 na birthday party may u will live to remember as the best

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by shamecurls(m): 7:48am On Oct 24, 2015

2 bottles of Origin and 1 packet of cigarette. Drink your way thru your day....

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Dumken(m): 7:48am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

Go to church with it and thankGod for his grace on ur life by giving all if it.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by VanOmiyale: 7:54am On Oct 24, 2015

Right now Mr Biggs is doing promo buy 2 meat pies get one bottle of coke free so all you need to do is to buy one extra bottle of coke for you and your GF.
Expenses
2meatpies - #600
Coke - #150.
You go even get change from 1k.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 7:55am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Your head dey dere

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Xynthialuvy(f): 7:59am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

. He no go buy kero

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by ilo04(m): 8:01am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

u be confirm street boi

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 8:14am On Oct 24, 2015

cele360:
use d one thousand naira to buy recharge card and send to all ur friends that today is my birthday, perhaps some of them might send u money or a gift a cross u now start from there , if they come looking for u at home just to attend d birthday u tell them dat everything has just finished that they came late, ask him to drop d gift before he lives lolzzzzz very Important

this is somehow now, it will be embarrassing abeg

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 8:16am On Oct 24, 2015

shamecurls:
2 bottles of Origin and 1 packet of cigarette. Drink your way thru your day....

nawa to you o Big bros

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 8:18am On Oct 24, 2015

Omotolu:
If your girl can make meat pie, you can buy flower (#250), Irish potato (#100), corn beef or meet (#250), butter (#100), curry and thyme (40), and seasoning (#10). Totalling #750. Then you buy drinks. I wish you a happy birthday.

thanks alot

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by MsRemarkable(f): 8:19am On Oct 24, 2015

Kasapreko and coke.

Then suya and Orijin on the rocks. tongue

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Dozzysamuel(m): 8:20am On Oct 24, 2015

francoray:
Buy puff puff and nutri-c pour inside a drum of water and also put ice block.

Wike is a goner

As PDP senator's kept quiet when Chibuike
Amaechi was in their midst.... So shall your
enemies keep quiet when it's your turn to
shine.....

...you sound like a crazy IDIOT. What has his question got to do with Gov.Wike and the PDP?honestly you've gone "YABA-left"and need to visit a psychiatrist's hospital...#ADVICE_no_be_course.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by iamkingzlee(m): 8:28am On Oct 24, 2015

JoeCutie:
What sort of rubbish is this!? Dude! One more "HER" and I'm dead. It is the guy's birthday for heaven's sake, not HER's!!!

You forgot to add..."Take HER to Golgotha, let her watch you as you sacrifice yourself for HER". Why must guy's always try to impress girls in every phucking thing they do? Phuck! This is so so unfortunate. Nonsense!

What rocks your boat sinks his! if you read and could comprehend, you"ll understand... Why e con dey pain you like this undecided

I jokingly gave my suggestions, Dazzal! Morning, dude.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by suleimandantoro(m): 8:32am On Oct 24, 2015

Buy 5 galas and break dem into pieces,buy 1 foster clarks and dilute it's life with 1 bag of pure water...den do eatin competition with d pieces of gala,dey will have fun and 4gt abt d cost..d change wey remain use am watch manchester derby grin

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 8:34am On Oct 24, 2015

airlord2020:
Is this ur correct account number? Confirm. Moved that u have neva celebrated birthday before. U deserve something with or girl

yes, thats it sir. Thanks

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by chinedujazzy(m): 8:35am On Oct 24, 2015

...Nice advice,good ur girl is understatnding,but then don't make her see ur weakness,going out wit 1k in ur pocket is very risky,anything can happen on ur way that may warrant extra expenses,cook at home feed well,keep ur balance if any,tell her ur nt celebrating this year,,focus on ur hustle,BETTER DAYS AHEAD...u will celebrate it bigger next Year.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by JudgementHammer: 8:41am On Oct 24, 2015

Demmocrats:

I swear you deserve to be minister for finance kai see planning from experience. People like you na bad market

Even arsene Wenger will be proud of you

I hail oh